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Be gay....

nukchebi0 wrote:

eaglecorps wrote:

Do not shoot a deer out of your kitchen window, because jail is bad and PETA is worse.

Why would you be stupid enough to discharge a firearm in your own home anyways?

Because he's a redneck, I mean, he's from Texas ffs..

study math

LT.Victim wrote:

nukchebi0 wrote:

eaglecorps wrote:

Do not shoot a deer out of your kitchen window, because jail is bad and PETA is worse.

Why would you be stupid enough to discharge a firearm in your own home anyways?

Because he's a redneck, I mean, he's from Texas ffs..

Texas's annexation was a terrible mistake.

You should be asking yourself why I have a shotgun in my kitchen. Reason is that its right next to the garage so when I go hunting (which is ALOT) i just grab and go. It seemed like a good idea at the time I mean we dont really see another house for miles. It was just bad luck my nearest neighbor Ms. Johnson was driving by at the time, and I mean Jesus it was just a small buck. We have a window right over the kitchen sink and man it was just a perfect shot right out my kitchen window.

Last edited by eaglecorps (2008-01-22 05:15:34)

eaglecorps wrote:

Do not shoot a deer out of your kitchen window, because jail is bad and PETA is worse.

http://www.thelocal.se/6956/20070410/

If you want to shoot deers from your kitchen move to Sweden you´ll became famous as well. And Jail? just this.


( Taken from article )

He shoots deer from his bedroom window. Or at least he did in 1995. This rather eccentric practice led to him having his hunting licence revoked, but he later got it back.