stkhoplite
Banned
+564|6965|Sheffield-England
And i have like.. 1 friend

FACT
Liberal-Sl@yer
Certified BF2S Asshole
+131|6942|The edge of sanity
I have a birth mark in my eye and My eyes are 2 diffrent shades of brown
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6933|Boulder, CO
I tend to kill topics with a single post.
If i go to crack one finger i have to do them all.
I can crack my fingers sideways at the middle joints.
I seem to feel less pain than others do.
I feel naked without my watch.
If i have a choice of footwear I'll always choose steel toe capped boots.
I can eat enormous amounts at a time and yet I don't gain weight.
I will eat a big blovk of strong chedder if I'm particulary hungry.
Both my thumbs are double jointed.
My elbows make very loud cracking noises when I eextend my arms, this happens at least once a day.
I can crack my neck in a scary way that comes close to actually snapping it, but I can only do that once or twice a day.
I can and have sat in a chair for 2 and a half hours without moving  from it as I had a book to read.
I read more and larger books than most people I know.
I don't mind the cold and I generall feel warm just wearing t shirt and jeans in mid winter.


Probably tons more but I can't be bothered to think of them.

Last edited by Noobeater (2008-01-22 10:41:56)

0akleaves
Member
+183|7099|Newcastle UK
I read books in a day no matter how long they are i just cant put a book dwn as it will annoy me. I once ready the biggest harry potter book in 4.30 hours. Ive read all of the lord of the rings books in one day, its the same with tv and films cant leave something in the middile but i can watch the end and not the start if i have 2.
You have to learn the rules of the game and then you have to play better than anyone else.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7107|London, England
I've smoked so many ciggarettes in the past few weeks. Yet I'm not addicted at all. I have a feeling that no matter how much I smoke, I'm never gonna get addicted.

Which is good cos I'll always just casually smoke when everyone else is and I can just take a browns from everyone elses deck and never buy my own
bennisboy
Member
+829|7132|Poundland

Mek-Izzle wrote:

I've smoked so many ciggarettes in the past few weeks. Yet I'm not addicted at all. I have a feeling that no matter how much I smoke, I'm never gonna get addicted.

Which is good cos I'll always just casually smoke when everyone else is and I can just take a browns from everyone elses deck and never buy my own
Erm, I think you jus proved u were addicted...
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|7032

Mek-Izzle wrote:

I've smoked so many ciggarettes in the past few weeks. Yet I'm not addicted at all. I have a feeling that no matter how much I smoke, I'm never gonna get addicted.

Which is good cos I'll always just casually smoke when everyone else is and I can just take a browns from everyone elses deck and never buy my own
Don't bet any money on that "never gonna get addicted" thing.
https://i.imgur.com/jM2Yp.gif
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7107|London, England

bennisboy wrote:

Mek-Izzle wrote:

I've smoked so many ciggarettes in the past few weeks. Yet I'm not addicted at all. I have a feeling that no matter how much I smoke, I'm never gonna get addicted.

Which is good cos I'll always just casually smoke when everyone else is and I can just take a browns from everyone elses deck and never buy my own
Erm, I think you jus proved u were addicted...
Nope. I never feel like I need one. But, i'll do it if everyone else around me is for the sake of doing it. And I've smoked so many in the past few weeks. But I can go on right now not needing one, I could go on forever not needing one. I could test my limits and smoke bare over the next few weeks and see what happens, but even at the rate i was going before. I still aint addicted.

I guess I should stop whilst i'm ahead though

Last edited by Mek-Izzle (2008-01-22 11:07:19)

bennisboy
Member
+829|7132|Poundland

GraphicArtist J wrote:

I'm Jamesey wrote:

Dragonclaw wrote:

When I am angered, no matter your size or strength, I will beat your ass into the ground.
I've seen a ton of people make statements like that, it's usually people who've been in less than 5 fights in their life or have rage attacked people who are incapable or unwilling to fight back.

Doesn't matter how angry you are, if the other guy gets a nice punch in you'll go down regardless, anger doesn't turn you into a fighting machine.
....
...
It's true that sometimes a little guy can take down a big guy. But c'mon sometimes people play movies in their head and think they can pwn just about anybody these days, then they end up dead or seriously injured. In reality it's all physics. A big guy will smash to shit a small bitty-witty little man.
Not strictly true, if the smaller guy is more composed, has a better fighting technique or jus more of a dirty fighter, they can easily take on a bigger guy that is too raged up to actually think how to fight, or is just not as good technically.

Altho, if you're weedy like dragonclaw, and you rely on getting angry to fight, thinking it helps, you will get your ass handed to you
bennisboy
Member
+829|7132|Poundland

Noobeater wrote:

If i go to crack one finger i have to do them all.
I feel naked without my watch.
Both my thumbs are double jointed.
My elbows make very loud cracking noises when I eextend my arms, this happens at least once a day.
I can crack my neck in a scary way that comes close to actually snapping it, but I can only do that once or twice a day.
Same, except i crack my neck n back at least once an hour
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6979|N. Ireland

skipper2666 wrote:

I can't swallow pills, no matter the size or anything...
I used to have this problem. Just put it as far on the back of your tongue as you can and take a very large gulp of water. Success!
kn0ckahh
Member
+98|7224|netherlands, sweet lake city

bennisboy wrote:

GraphicArtist J wrote:

I'm Jamesey wrote:


I've seen a ton of people make statements like that, it's usually people who've been in less than 5 fights in their life or have rage attacked people who are incapable or unwilling to fight back.

Doesn't matter how angry you are, if the other guy gets a nice punch in you'll go down regardless, anger doesn't turn you into a fighting machine.
....
...
It's true that sometimes a little guy can take down a big guy. But c'mon sometimes people play movies in their head and think they can pwn just about anybody these days, then they end up dead or seriously injured. In reality it's all physics. A big guy will smash to shit a small bitty-witty little man.
Not strictly true, if the smaller guy is more composed, has a better fighting technique or jus more of a dirty fighter, they can easily take on a bigger guy that is too raged up to actually think how to fight, or is just not as good technically.

Altho, if you're weedy like dragonclaw, and you rely on getting angry to fight, thinking it helps, you will get your ass handed to you
smaller person could win with a surprise attack like a really hard punch in the face when he doesn't expect it, that should get him pretty disorientated.
But for dragonclaw I think the only way to win is giving someone a kick in the nuts (which I don't recommend because I personally would hunt you down if you pulled shit like that)
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6775|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

kylef wrote:

skipper2666 wrote:

I can't swallow pills, no matter the size or anything...
I used to have this problem. Just put it as far on the back of your tongue as you can and take a very large gulp of water. Success!
If that ever happens to me, I just put my head back and drop it down my throat.

lololololololol
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6933|Boulder, CO

bennisboy wrote:

Noobeater wrote:

If i go to crack one finger i have to do them all.
I feel naked without my watch.
Both my thumbs are double jointed.
My elbows make very loud cracking noises when I eextend my arms, this happens at least once a day.
I can crack my neck in a scary way that comes close to actually snapping it, but I can only do that once or twice a day.
Same, except i crack my neck n back at least once an hour
I bet mines stranger and more scary tbh, I grab my head by the jaw, thumb towards the throat then physically twist twist my head in the required direction.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7132|Poundland

Noobeater wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

Noobeater wrote:

If i go to crack one finger i have to do them all.
I feel naked without my watch.
Both my thumbs are double jointed.
My elbows make very loud cracking noises when I eextend my arms, this happens at least once a day.
I can crack my neck in a scary way that comes close to actually snapping it, but I can only do that once or twice a day.
Same, except i crack my neck n back at least once an hour
I bet mines stranger and more scary tbh, I grab my head by the jaw, thumb towards the throat then physically twist twist my head in the required direction.
I bet it isnt then, its exactly the same way I do it
jord
Member
+2,382|7164|The North, beyond the wall.
Okay well I got back now. Touch is a lot better than i remembered. I'm also seriously good in the net, to be modest.
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6933|Boulder, CO

bennisboy wrote:

I bet it isnt then, its exactly the same way I do it
Ok then, well I'm glad I didn't wager any real money or valubles.
specops10-4
Member
+108|7229|In the hills

I'm Jamesey wrote:

Dragonclaw wrote:

When I am angered, no matter your size or strength, I will beat your ass into the ground.
I've seen a ton of people make statements like that, it's usually people who've been in less than 5 fights in their life or have rage attacked people who are incapable or unwilling to fight back.

Doesn't matter how angry you are, if the other guy gets a nice punch in you'll go down regardless, anger doesn't turn you into a fighting machine.

Weird fact, hmm. I speak sign language
True, I have this friend who has SEVERE ADD, its almost a serious mental problem.  But he gets incredibly pissed at someone at least once a month.  He goes beserk, and tries to kill them, and all I have to do is pick him up, and its easy to pin him down.  I also haven't ever been in a real fight, just one punchers...
jord
Member
+2,382|7164|The North, beyond the wall.
I was in a few fights, school yard fights. Best kind because there's no serious punishment other than being sent home for the day.


Though I hate fighting, I'd never start one again.
Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|7012|Milkystania, yurop
https://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s68/magpie1985/caek.gif
I made that yesterday and i loled allot at it
xBlackPantherx
Grow up, or die
+142|6829|California

Magpie wrote:

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s68/ … 5/caek.gif
I made that yesterday and i loled allot at it
David.P
Banned
+649|6759
I have nothing to anchor my personality on now.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6986|so randum
if i go without coca cola for about 2 days, i go into withdrawal.

shakes, clammy, weak, tired, the whole sha-bang.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|7157|UK

David.P wrote:

I have nothing to anchor my personality on now.
cry moar.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
BlackKoala
Member
+215|6811

David.P wrote:

I have nothing to anchor my personality on now.
You could always try another cheeseburger.

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