getting a physical tomarrow

2008-01-29 20:38:25

#1

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|7010|South Florida

yeah yeah well i havent had one in WAY too long and tbh i cant remember the last one for shit, so basicaly i never had one.

what do they do?
how long does it take?
does he/she have to see it for very long?

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-01-29 20:39:45

#2

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7129

finger up your butt

at least he said he was a doctor

Last edited by GunSlinger OIF II (2008-01-29 20:40:05)

2008-01-29 20:40:21

#3

462nd NSP653: Devout Moderate, Empty Head.; +57|7169

It's no big deal. Ask for the barium enema, it's a quicker route

2008-01-29 20:40:42

#4

NeXuS: Shock it till ya know it; +375|6827|Atlanta, Georgia

Fondle Fondle?

Last edited by NeXuS4909 (2008-01-29 20:41:19)

2008-01-29 20:41:03

#5

ig: This topic seems to have no actual posts; +1,199|7007

drop your pants, grab your balls, and cough

2008-01-29 20:41:16

#6

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7053|Mountains of NC

remember to turn your head but don't cough, just enjoy the moment .................... might as well get some fun out of it bc you know your doc is

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2008-01-29 20:41:23

#7

462nd NSP653: Devout Moderate, Empty Head.; +57|7169

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
finger up your butt

at least he said he was a doctor

Using the whole fist there Doc? - Irwin M. Fletcher

2008-01-29 20:41:43

#8

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7129

ig wrote:
drop your pants, grab your balls, and cough

you know how many strangers grasped my nuts because of this hernia. only one way to check for a hernia(I think)

2008-01-29 20:41:43

#9

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7192|67.222.138.85

check breathing
check joints
fondle balls
ask if you smoke/do drugs/drink/other health questions
done. Probably take an hour assuming they get you in quickly and you aren't doing a hardcore physical for organized sports or something.

Gunslinger, when I had an appendicitis they had to do a crapload of tests to figure out what the problem was, and (I think) during the ultragram they told me I was going to have a hernia at some point in my life.

2008-01-29 20:42:41

#10

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,993|7117|949

just make sure he uses his hands and not his mouth

2008-01-29 20:44:10

#11

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|7010|South Florida

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
check breathing
check joints
fondle balls
ask if you smoke/do drugs/drink/other health questions
done. Probably take an hour assuming they get you in quickly and you aren't doing a hardcore physical for organized sports or something.

Gunslinger, when I had an appendicitis they had to do a crapload of tests to figure out what the problem was, and (I think) during the ultragram they told me I was going to have a hernia at some point in my life.

yeah.
im also there because of some chest pains and stuff.
but cool

thanks guys

i just have to wonder though. how could feeling them tell anything?

i grab them myself and turn my head and cough, but i dont feel shit.

guess thats why im not a doctor.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-01-29 20:44:47

#12

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7129

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
check breathing
check joints
fondle balls
ask if you smoke/do drugs/drink/other health questions
done. Probably take an hour assuming they get you in quickly and you aren't doing a hardcore physical for organized sports or something.

Gunslinger, when I had an appendicitis they had to do a crapload of tests to figure out what the problem was, and (I think) during the ultragram they told me I was going to have a hernia at some point in my life.

hey, they gave me a fat bottle of vicodin. You got that to look forward too. You could also tell people you caught an RPG to the gut and see if anyone calls you out on it.

2008-01-29 20:45:07

#13

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7086|132 and Bush

Make sure you leave a tip.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2008-01-29 20:46:23

#14

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7129

Mitch wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
check breathing
check joints
fondle balls
ask if you smoke/do drugs/drink/other health questions
done. Probably take an hour assuming they get you in quickly and you aren't doing a hardcore physical for organized sports or something.

Gunslinger, when I had an appendicitis they had to do a crapload of tests to figure out what the problem was, and (I think) during the ultragram they told me I was going to have a hernia at some point in my life.
yeah.
im also there because of some chest pains and stuff.
but cool

thanks guys

i just have to wonder though. how could feeling them tell anything?

i grab them myself and turn my head and cough, but i dont feel shit.

guess thats why im not a doctor.

its really, really, really fucking unpleasent. They dont grab your balls exactly. They grab the lanyard (or whatever its called) that retract your nuts. so they kind of dig in your sack with their finger until they find the cavity.

Last edited by GunSlinger OIF II (2008-01-29 20:46:51)

2008-01-29 21:30:19

#15

gene_pool: Banned; +519|7106|Gold coast, Aus.

It's great

>.>

Nah, its really not that bad.

2008-01-29 21:31:40

#16

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|7191

Uuhh, congratulations?

2008-01-29 21:35:31

#17

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +698|6776|Washington St.

First learn how to spell tomorrow, then re-read this post for your answer:

Mod I don't like wrote:
check breathing
check joints
fondle balls
ask if you smoke/do drugs/drink/other health questions
done. Probably take an hour assuming they get you in quickly and you aren't doing a hardcore physical for organized sports or something.

2008-01-29 21:44:21

#18

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|7191

For my school physical they spent about a half hour testing my flexability, then they spent fifteen minutes complaining about my flexability. All this in spite of the fact that I am more physically fit than 95% of the students. They never gave us a hernia check though. The doctor took us behind a curtain and signed the sheet, checking off all the things they were supposed to test, even though they didn't.

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