How do you get yourself up in the morning?

2008-01-31 07:03:29

#101

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|7011|South Florida

Thoruz wrote:
i usually get up at 5:50, shower, smoke a cigarette and then i'm off to work. works most of the time

see, i cant stand showers in the morning. Its bad enough i have to get out of a warm bed into my cold room, but then into water, no way. I take showers the night before.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-01-31 07:07:36

#102

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|7011|South Florida

Ben0 wrote:
1. Wake up, eyes open, hand on crack pipe.
2. Morning speedball.
3. Down 2 Litre's of Milk and raw coffee beans.
4. Work.

Qft
I should try that.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-01-31 07:09:17

#103

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7135

My boner usually decides that for me..

Last edited by ..teddy..jimmy (2008-01-31 07:11:35)

2008-01-31 07:13:14

#104

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|7011|South Florida

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
My boner usually decides that for me..

dont you hate that shit.
especially when your trying really hard to ignore it and go back to sleep.
and your bathroom floor is really cold...

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-01-31 07:14:59

#105

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7135

Mitch wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
My boner usually decides that for me..
dont you hate that shit.
especially when your trying really hard to ignore it and go back to sleep.
and your bathroom floor is really cold...

Amen to that.

Even worse when I'm spooning my gf and I wake up with a solid fucking carrot in her ass.

2008-01-31 07:20:11

#106

{B-T}<babacanosh>: Member; +31|7088

r'Eeee wrote:
I hear my mum saying my name.

also i listen "smoke two joints in the morning" by bob marley

2008-01-31 07:23:57

#107

siciliano732: Member; +202|7134|New York

justice wrote:
Alarm goes off, chill out in bed for 10-15 mins, then force myself up.

2008-01-31 07:25:46

#108

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|7011|South Florida

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Mitch wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
My boner usually decides that for me..
dont you hate that shit.
especially when your trying really hard to ignore it and go back to sleep.
and your bathroom floor is really cold...
Amen to that.

Even worse when I'm spooning my gf and I wake up with a solid fucking carrot in her ass.

and then you have to get up and try to piss into the toilet but you have a boner so you have to lean forward and you end up missing it anyways sometimes.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-01-31 07:59:41

#109

The_Guardsman: Tally Ho!!; +81|7230|I'm not sure.... Buts its dark

I have clamps attached to my nipples that are wired to an alarm clock. When that goes off it sends a mild electric shock through my nipples. Failing that the butler comes in and trys to jam a welding glove covered in swarfega up my arse..... That usally gets me up!

2008-01-31 08:01:38

#110

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7135

Mitch wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Mitch wrote:

dont you hate that shit.
especially when your trying really hard to ignore it and go back to sleep.
and your bathroom floor is really cold...
Amen to that.

Even worse when I'm spooning my gf and I wake up with a solid fucking carrot in her ass.
and then you have to get up and try to piss into the toilet but you have a boner so you have to lean forward and you end up missing it anyways sometimes.

I usually piss outside in the mornings. I can stretch my arms, and water the grass at the same time.

2008-01-31 08:02:52

#111

eEyOrE: LINKS 2 3 4; +14|6482|Berlin, Germany

i punch myself in the balls if nothing else helps

2008-01-31 08:03:24

#112

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7135

eEyOrE wrote:
i punch myself in the balls if nothing else helps

You sir, are fucking stupid.

2008-01-31 08:13:26

#113

**LiLp-DeFiNeD: Banned; +54|6640|Vancouver, BC, Canada

I have my radio go on at 7, then my actual alarm at 7:15.

2008-01-31 08:18:02

#114

greensprite: awsm; +13|6652|Germany

i wake up on 4.50 when the alarm starts... i get out of the bed when im thinking about coming to late to work

2008-01-31 08:20:44

#115

jord: Member; +2,382|7164|The North, beyond the wall.

The prospect of alcohol wakes me up in the morning.

2008-01-31 08:21:43

#116

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7159|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

I gotta get the kids to school by 8.30, and myself to work after that by "Whatever o'clock". I can't wake up and jump right up as I will have a headache all day, I use my phone alarm which goes off firstly at 7am - I stop it, nod back off (Willie Nelson - The Gambler) - goes off every 10 mins until I stop it properly. Sports news on TV 7.33, downstairs, coffee and ciggy by 7.45, kids lunches, do dogs dinner, another ciggy, brush teeth and out the door by 8.20.

If the Mrs is still there I have bad trouble getting up and out of bed as I'm usually poking her ON the ass with some morning glory.

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