now a relevant post: mice in ball park franks
i havent heard the mice one. i wouldnt doubt it depending on the place tho.
richard gere and a gerbil lol.
Errrgh, thanks for the tipclogar wrote:
don't ever have sex in the hills outside florence!!!!1927 wrote:
I first heard this about 20 years ago, Ive heard version of it similar from many different UK cities.
Based in France:
A couple are out driving one night when the car breaks down. They seem to be in the middle of no where and the Man decides that he will go for help and his wife/gf/fiance should wait in the car with the doors locked and windows up. Its late at night and off the man sets in the forest on his own.
After 10 mins the girl hears a loud thumping on the car roof, "Thump, Thump,Thump..." she wants to get out and investigate but is riddled with fear and her fella's words "DO NOT GET OUT THE CAR" still in her head.
She sits in darkness for a further 30 mins, all silent, all dark. Soon the silence is broken by Blue Lights and sirens, "Great she thinks, he made it" the bf must of gone and gotten help after all.
The Police cars pull up along side hers but soon her calm turns to fear, the police exit the vehicles with guns drawn all pointing at her. They are yelling at her to get out the car.
"Get out, Get out, walk towards us, DO NOT TURN AROUND".
She gets out but curiosity gets the better of her and she turns around. What she saw next apparently turned her hair from Brunette to Blonde (lol, yeah as if). What she saw was her fella's head in bedded in an axe sat on top of the freshly dented car roof.
Last time I heard a different version of this was when one of my kids came home and told me, they were just as disappointed as me when I interupted then half way through the story and finished it off for them as others have done to me in the past.
lulz... i say this cuz some guy ran around killing lovers and taking out their genitals (no more lulz) it's not an urban legend they never caught the guy
Yeah I know that oneShadowsStrike wrote:
That was the very first "horror" story I was told. I was about 7, and couldnt get to sleep that evening.1927 wrote:
I first heard this about 20 years ago, Ive heard version of it similar from many different UK cities.
Based in France:
A couple are out driving one night when the car breaks down. They seem to be in the middle of no where and the Man decides that he will go for help and his wife/gf/fiance should wait in the car with the doors locked and windows up. Its late at night and off the man sets in the forest on his own.
After 10 mins the girl hears a loud thumping on the car roof, "Thump, Thump,Thump..." she wants to get out and investigate but is riddled with fear and her fella's words "DO NOT GET OUT THE CAR" still in her head.
She sits in darkness for a further 30 mins, all silent, all dark. Soon the silence is broken by Blue Lights and sirens, "Great she thinks, he made it" the bf must of gone and gotten help after all.
The Police cars pull up along side hers but soon her calm turns to fear, the police exit the vehicles with guns drawn all pointing at her. They are yelling at her to get out the car.
"Get out, Get out, walk towards us, DO NOT TURN AROUND".
She gets out but curiosity gets the better of her and she turns around. What she saw next apparently turned her hair from Brunette to Blonde (lol, yeah as if). What she saw was her fella's head in bedded in an axe sat on top of the freshly dented car roof.
Last time I heard a different version of this was when one of my kids came home and told me, they were just as disappointed as me when I interupted then half way through the story and finished it off for them as others have done to me in the past.