Good Tips For Absolutly Anything

2008-02-07 06:01:56

#1

Rubix-Cubes: Member; +123|7141|UK

Tips are always handy, so if you have any kind of tips for every day things or really bizarre ones post them here

here's mine..

i have a dog that always sleeps on the bed after i go to work, he leaves hairs all over the damn duvet, so when i come to wash them i put the dirty cover in the tumble dryer for about 20 Min's, by doing this it get most of the hairs out of the covers leaving the washing machine to do what little is left. actually makes a big difference

2008-02-07 06:02:56

#2

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,058|7108|Little Bentcock

Or.. you know... close the door.

2008-02-07 06:03:03

#3

Ben0: The Last Gunslinger; +38|6859|Southampton

Gaffer tape/Duct tape/Electrical tape is useful. For everything. Get some.

2008-02-07 06:05:27

#4

Morpheus: This shit still going?; +508|6484|The Mitten

Ben0 wrote:
Gaffer tape/Duct tape/Electrical tape is useful. For everything. Get some.

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2008-02-07 06:06:56

#5

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7164|In You Endo- Stoke

When rubbing one out,sit on left hand (right if you leftie) for a few minutes.
Then hey presto its like someone else is doing it!

2008-02-07 06:07:08

#6

Rubix-Cubes: Member; +123|7141|UK

Adams_BJ wrote:
Or.. you know... close the door.

the little shit jumps up at the handle and opens it he is 3 feet tall and weighs about 6 stone so even putting a brick against the door wont help, and i cant be fooked to get a lock

2008-02-07 06:07:21

#7

Airwolf: Latter Alcoholic; +287|7205|Scotland

never feed the pigeons.

2008-02-07 06:10:16

#8

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7159|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Before Roasting pork pour boiling water over the fat, run a knife through it, rub salt into it, roast as normal - perfect crackling.

Always put butter on your cat before dropping it - thus insuring the cat lands right side up.

Always check the signs before entering public toilets incase you walk out the cubicle to see 20-30 women looking at you in a mirror, Ive actually made this mistake twice.

http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/meltingpot … _Tips.html *Follow the link for viz top tips*

2008-02-07 06:11:58

#9

cablecopulate: Member; +449|7223|Massachusetts.

I was expecting tips on solving a rubix cube in the first post.

2008-02-07 06:20:44

#10

hurricane2oo5: Do One Ya Mug !!!; +176|7249|mansfield

{uscm}Jyden wrote:
When rubbing one out,sit on left hand (right if you leftie) for a few minutes.
Then hey presto its like someone else is doing it!

or just get down illusions on a saturday night. birds are lining up to help you out.

2008-02-07 06:32:38

#11

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|7138

even with cruise control on, you still have to steer.

2008-02-07 06:46:21

#12

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7106|London, England

Breathing can significantly improve your health

2008-02-07 06:49:24

#13

kripp: Member; +42|7227|Florida (305)

hurricane2oo5 wrote:
{uscm}Jyden wrote:
When rubbing one out,sit on left hand (right if you leftie) for a few minutes.
Then hey presto its like someone else is doing it!
or just get down illusions on a saturday night. birds are lining up to help you out.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

2008-02-07 06:50:46

#14

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6948|Tyne & Wear, England

Don't eat yellow snow.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2008-02-07 06:52:24

#15

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7106|London, England

kripp wrote:
hurricane2oo5 wrote:
{uscm}Jyden wrote:
When rubbing one out,sit on left hand (right if you leftie) for a few minutes.
Then hey presto its like someone else is doing it!
or just get down illusions on a saturday night. birds are lining up to help you out.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Plenty of bitches at the aforementioned club apparently, especially on a Saturday night. Anything else Gov?

2008-02-07 06:54:31

#16

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7052|NYC / Hamburg

don't work on your PC while you're drunk, it can adversely affect the health of your components

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-02-07 06:55:44

#17

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6954

Mek-Izzle wrote:
Breathing can significantly improve your health

On the long run it will kill you.

2008-02-07 07:06:32

#18

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6948|A W S M F O X

When in doubt, take LSD.

2008-02-07 07:50:09

#19

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6945|UK

{uscm}Jyden wrote:
When rubbing one out,sit on left hand (right if you leftie) for a few minutes.
Then hey presto its like someone else is doing it!

I heard its called a prison wank does it really work?

2008-02-07 07:57:17

#20

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7159|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

wah1188 wrote:
{uscm}Jyden wrote:
When rubbing one out,sit on left hand (right if you leftie) for a few minutes.
Then hey presto its like someone else is doing it!
I heard its called a prison wank does it really work?

yed jind of but wecks haxoc witj yoir typinh

2008-02-07 09:46:30

#21

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7164|In You Endo- Stoke

1927 wrote:
wah1188 wrote:
{uscm}Jyden wrote:
When rubbing one out,sit on left hand (right if you leftie) for a few minutes.
Then hey presto its like someone else is doing it!
I heard its called a prison wank does it really work?
yed jind of but wecks haxoc witj yoir typinh

LOL, yeah it work alright.
Obviously not needed if you have a missus though

TIP-2

When your missus say "yeah its ok,you can go out"

Its not ok and will make you pay for it when you get home,for at least a week.

2008-02-07 09:48:32

#22

kptk92: u; +972|6893|tc_london

Always use toothpaste when brushing your teeth

It helps, and tastes minty too!!

2008-02-07 09:53:21

#23

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|6484|...

I had french toast for the first time yesterday

it's absolutely awsm

you should make some, that's my tip.

inane little opines

2008-02-07 09:58:42

#24

ig: This topic seems to have no actual posts; +1,199|7007

my cat slept on my $150 fleece all summer last year, and i can't get all of his hair out for the life of me. i've washed it, dryed it, and used a lint roller on it so many damn times, but that shit never fucking goes away.

2008-02-07 10:00:39

#25

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|7169|West Yorkshire, U.K

ig wrote:
my cat slept on my $150 fleece all summer last year, and i can't get all of his hair out for the life of me. i've washed it, dryed it, and used a lint roller on it so many damn times, but that shit never fucking goes away.

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