Tip.. move the stickers.cablecopulate wrote:
I was expecting tips on solving a rubix cube in the first post.
So The Tip Is: Dont let your cat sleep on your 150$ Fleece for the whole summer.ig wrote:
my cat slept on my $150 fleece all summer last year, and i can't get all of his hair out for the life of me. i've washed it, dryed it, and used a lint roller on it so many damn times, but that shit never fucking goes away.
Maniacal laughter in the middle of a crime is a bad idea. Unless you plan on doing something stupid or epic.
no shit lol. it was at my dad's house, and i don't live there, so i had no idea.Gooners wrote:
So The Tip Is: Dont let your cat sleep on your 150$ Fleece for the whole summer.ig wrote:
my cat slept on my $150 fleece all summer last year, and i can't get all of his hair out for the life of me. i've washed it, dryed it, and used a lint roller on it so many damn times, but that shit never fucking goes away.
Don't skip class in College.
Baby Instructions For New Parents: Funny baby instructions for all new and future parents on how to deal with their baby, just a few good suggestions and do's and don'ts that will make you a better parent. They dont come with instructions? Well at least use these tips!
BF2s now has a "Hints From Heloise" section? o.O
Avoid the clap
Avoid the clap
Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2008-02-07 13:07:30)
If you need to go to the bathroom. Then by all means go to the bathroom.
Ooo... that's warm.
Ooo... that's warm.
Last edited by topal63 (2008-02-07 13:15:44)
When your Boss rings you at 10am telling you you're supposed to be at work when your timetable defiantly states that you have a day off is just cause to go apeshit.
Well, I'm off to work.
Well, I'm off to work.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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Don't go parashooting with out a parashoot. ;P
Don't stamp about in the mud without you're wellies.
Don't stamp about in the mud without you're wellies.
No one has freckles in thier ass, use a condom.
huh?RoosterCantrell wrote:
No one has freckles in thier ass, use a condom.
When going round the back for the first time tell her...RoosterCantrell wrote:
No one has freckles in thier ass, use a condom.
"What are you doing no no no WTF??? I DONT THINK SO!"
Homo sapiens non urinat inventum
for those who don't know and do not want to search the Greek dictionary
"man don't piss into the wind"
for those who don't know and do not want to search the Greek dictionary
"man don't piss into the wind"
Why would someone search a Greek dictionary to look up Latin?E1_ned wrote:
Homo sapiens non urinat inventum
for those who don't know and do not want to search the Greek dictionary
"man don't piss into the wind"
It's "in ventum". Ventum = wind in Latin, viento = wind in Spanish. Don't know "wind" in Greek, sorry.
You can fix EVERYTHING with sticky tape. EVERYTHING.
when smoking meth, dont hold it in
Tip: don't use a Greek dictionary when looking up Latin words. :/KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Why would someone search a Greek dictionary to look up Latin?E1_ned wrote:
Homo sapiens non urinat inventum
for those who don't know and do not want to search the Greek dictionary
"man don't piss into the wind"
It's "in ventum". Ventum = wind in Latin, viento = wind in Spanish. Don't know "wind" in Greek, sorry.
When donkey punching you're lover, while on methe, make sure you knock her out. If not repeat and donkey punch until done.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
when smoking meth, dont hold it in
when smoking a blunt, puff puff pass. thats it. no more
gonna be hard to knock her out if shes on meth too.topal63 wrote:
When donkey punching you're lover, while on methe, make sure you knock her out. If not repeat and donkey punch until done.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
when smoking meth, dont hold it in
Stop! Drop! and Roll!
I just figured that if you're on methe any advice might sound like good advice. Tip: if want a really good work-out give her methe too. Donkey-punch & repeat... until completion, whatever you think completion is.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
gonna be hard to knock her out if shes on meth too.topal63 wrote:
When donkey punching you're lover, while on methe, make sure you knock her out. If not repeat and donkey punch until done completion.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
when smoking meth, dont hold it in
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again, on meth, nothing is ever over.
real tip: dont try meth.
real tip: dont try meth.
how about don't do meth period. you'll thank me later.