Ace.O.Lamb
Got Lamb?
+56|6758|Outside your Back window
Seriously is coffee a laxative? Every time i drink it about 10 mins later i need a shit, not handy when you are at work. What the hell is the deal with this stuff?!
CloakedStarship
Member
+76|7049
Maybe someone is putting a laxative in your coffee
ig
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+1,199|7006
yes. all stimulants have qualities of laxatives.
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7124|Your moms bedroom
yea i take a good power dump about 20 minutes after the first cup
Dersmikner
Member
+147|6982|Texas
Hell yeah it is. My body is so conditioned to the coffee/shit effect that the minute my mug touches my lips I have to start for the head.
lord.knaslaban
Member
+13|7051|Uppsala, Sweden
I get really gassy when I drink coffee

um...yeah..
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7105|London, England
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henno13
A generally unremarkable member
+230|6833|Belfast
think thats bad?
try Glucose Tablets
Loucazade to be presice

a packet of 10 for 2 days
buying 1 each day

Last edited by henno13 (2008-02-11 14:44:09)

h4hagen
Whats my age again?
+91|6837|Troy, New York
caffeine is, basically, a laxative.
daddyofdeath
A REAL Combat Engineer in the house
+187|6737|UK Bradford W,Yorks. Age 27
Mints make me shit! They too act as a laxative.
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|7061|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Ace.O.Lamb wrote:

Seriously is coffee a laxative? Every time i drink it about 10 mins later i need a shit, not handy when you are at work. What the hell is the deal with this stuff?!
!!!

Finally i don't feel alone now. weird things is that if all stimulant do that, why does energy drink don't have this effect on me like coffee too?
Rubix-Cubes
Member
+123|7140|UK
coffe makes you poo......
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6704|Phoenix, AZ
caffeine makes me fart nasty farts...
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6445|Washington DC
Caffeine is a diuretic.
Blehm98
conservative hatemonger
+150|6947|meh-land
If you consume anything, especially things with calories (water is not one), and you have matter in your intestines, your body will prepare to digest the incoming food by evacuating the already digested matter

that's why you have to take a crap
mcgid1
Meh...
+129|7201|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX
It's the caffeine in the coffee that makes you shit.  Sodas with caffeine have the same effect with me.
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6808|Graz, Austria
Wiki sez:
"Caffeine relaxes the internal anal sphincter muscles, causing a laxative effect and thus should be avoided by those with incontinence."

I can confirm that.
Make it a strong coffee plus a cigarette and you won't ever suffer from constipation.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7130|Poundland

CloakedStarship wrote:

Maybe someone is putting a laxative in your coffee
Maybe someone is putting coffee in your laxatives

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