War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|7198|Purplicious Wisconsin
Rush into a marriage with a hottie whom I don't know.

Last edited by War Man (2008-02-10 10:37:49)

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7131|Poundland

S.Lythberg wrote:

HurricaИe wrote:

kylef wrote:

Why would you all go out and such stupid driving? You know you'll be caught by the police and spend your dying moments in a cell. Nice.
Not if you drive fast to avoid them, lulz
People always underestimate the police...

have fun in jail.

http://www.autocult.com.au/img/gallery/RevNews215.jpg
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/CapnNismo/Motivational%20Posters/run.jpg
Liberal-Sl@yer
Certified BF2S Asshole
+131|6940|The edge of sanity
Carrout out order 66 as assinged by my dark lord.
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7327|Alberta, Canada

Set a timer.
Rubix-Cubes
Member
+123|7140|UK
smack my boss in the head, then fuk his misses, break C Ranoldos legs, shag the queen, break her legs, then give my dog a cuddle and then die, wow just relized iv got issues
David.P
Banned
+649|6758

Rubix-Cubes wrote:

smack my boss in the head, then fuk his misses, break C Ranoldos legs, shag the queen, break her legs, then give my dog a cuddle and then die, wow just relized iv got issues
Not as big as mine.
ceslayer23
IN YOUR MIRROR
+142|6845|CLOSER THAN I APPEAR

jord wrote:

The NYPD stinks.
no u
{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy
Member
+69|7193|th3 unkn0wn

Rubix-Cubes wrote:

smack my boss in the head, then fuk his misses, break C Ranoldos legs...
C Ranoldos who?? Oh, you mean that Rushden & Diamonds winger
David.P
Banned
+649|6758

ceslayer23 wrote:

jord wrote:

The NYPD stinks.
no u
A family friend is a cop. He's a cool guy, He got married a few months back.(I didn't attend it. Not out of disliking him personally, I just hate weddings. They remind me the stupidity of people and their ever increasing need to breed, Companionship for fear of loneliness, And Fear of Death.)


Anyway. He carries a Glock 17. If i had 24 hours to live i'd steal it and shoot myself in the head after i was done with it.(By done i mean killing)
henno13
A generally unremarkable member
+230|6833|Belfast
try to solve a rubix cube
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7175|Devon, England
Go do it with some girl.
AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6948|A W S M F O X
Gunz, girlz and Nihonto.
Nordemus
BC2 plat: CG, GL, M60, Mortar, Knife
+60|6482

FFLink13 wrote:

Go do it with some girl.
You mean you are a lesbian?
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7175|Devon, England

Nordemus wrote:

FFLink13 wrote:

Go do it with some girl.
You mean you are a lesbian?
Who are you?
jord
Member
+2,382|7162|The North, beyond the wall.

FFLink13 wrote:

Nordemus wrote:

FFLink13 wrote:

Go do it with some girl.
You mean you are a lesbian?
Who are you?
Your other account you schizophrenic bastard!
AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6948|A W S M F O X

jord wrote:

FFLink13 wrote:

Nordemus wrote:


You mean you are a lesbian?
Who are you?
Your other account you schizophrenic bastard!
Jesus.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7175|Devon, England

jord wrote:

FFLink13 wrote:

Nordemus wrote:


You mean you are a lesbian?
Who are you?
Your other account you schizophrenic bastard!
Wha..?
jord
Member
+2,382|7162|The North, beyond the wall.

JET_G raidensen wrote:

jord wrote:

FFLink13 wrote:

Who are you?
Your other account you schizophrenic bastard!
Jesus.
...You called?
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7215|Uhh... erm...
24 hours to go: Steal a fancy car.

23 hours: Go to a nightclub and pick up some women.

22: Have sex with women mentioned earlier. Don't use a condom.

21: Return fancy car.

20: Complete one last +1 News comic.

19: Have sex again with some other women.

18: Take a nice long shower.

17: Steal a gun and kill as many enemies for as long at the ammunition lasts.

16: Throw my computer out the window. Just for the fun of it.

15: Distribute my belongings among family and friends.

14: Make friends with some random person I see on the street.

13: More sex!

12: Meet as many BF2s members as I can.

11: Eat my favourite foods.

10: Donate all my savings to charity.

9: Even more sex.

8: Take a nap.

7: Try to get shown on international TV denouncing acts of terrorism by people who call themselves Muslims.

6: Vandalise Wikipedia for the fun of it.

5: Spend some quality time with my family

4: Say goodbye to everyone.

3: Repent for all the crap I've done.

2: Spend some time by myself thinking about my life.

1: Prepare an MP3 Player to play Linkin Park's 'Leave Out All The Rest' on infinite loop so that when I die, this song is what people will remember me by.



Rather sombre, isn't it?
AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6948|A W S M F O X
Id be glad to see you go because of that linkin park song.
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7215|Uhh... erm...
That Linkin Park song pwns. Faggot.
Shocking
sorry you feel that way
+333|6484|...
Linkin park are fags, faggot.
inane little opines
Bull3t
stephen brule
+83|6786
I'd fuck Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba ( lol at fucking a pregnant woman lolgg ).
OmniDeath
~
+726|7128

"Today is going to be the longest day of my life"

https://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/Omni_Death/0124jackbauer.jpg
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7215|Uhh... erm...

dayarath wrote:

Linkin park are fags, faggot.
https://media.codedchaos.com/images/funny/no%20u.jpg

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