blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7129
"In searching for a new enemy to unite us, we came up with the idea that pollution, the threat of global warming, water shortages, famine and the like would fit the bill ... All these dangers are caused by human intervention and it is only through changed attitudes and behaviour that they can be overcome. The real enemy, then, is humanity itself."

by Alexander King

"The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society. Those who manipulate this unseen mechanism of society constitute an invisible government which is the true ruling power of our country."

by Edward Bernays

Political language . . . is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind."

by George Orwell

"Terrorism is the war of the poor. War is the terrorism of the rich."

by Leon Uris

"We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes."

by John Swinton

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."

by George W. Bush
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7215|Uhh... erm...
"Who told you to die? Keep fighting!" -Commissar Yarrick

Warhammer is chock full of fun quotes.
Penetrator
Certified Twat
+296|6992|Bournemouth, South England
"What the fuck is the internet?"  -  Jay, from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
jord
Member
+2,382|7162|The North, beyond the wall.
Contemplation often makes life miserable.  We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.  ~Nicolas de Chamfort

Most of us spend our lives as if we had another one in the bank.  ~Ben Irwin
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6616|Carnoustie, Scotland
Wo0t - Funky_Finny

Srs? I'd have to go with the one in Fight Club

Something about running and battery acid. I can't remember. Someone?
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|7062|Columbus, OH
"I don't have time to bleed" - Blain (Jesse Ventura, movie Predator)
jord
Member
+2,382|7162|The North, beyond the wall.
I also like:

Life moves pretty fast.  If you don't stop to look around once in a while you could miss it.

and:

Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end of it, and others do just the same with their time.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7105|London, England
GS

- Pain is gayness leaving the body

- you could either complain about how fucked up the weather is, or you could go and grab an umbrella

surgeons

- ur a faget

- berk

- STALLOWN3D!!"!"£"!$£$£!"

ig

- wat

- wtf yo

King_County_Downy

- Apples are cars that drive real fast, but not on THESE roads (meknote: wtf is kcd on? its just hilarious though)
Yaocelotl
:D
+221|7134|Keyboard
https://richardathome.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/epicurus-quote.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,993|7116|949

One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
SgtHeihn
Should have ducked
+394|6971|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)
Well I'm the best there ever was. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence!

I came here to do two things, Chew bubble gum and kick some ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum!
<--- Also my saying

Last edited by SgtHeihn (2008-02-14 12:40:11)

avman633
Member
+116|6848
With great power comes great responsibility - Uncle Ben

You're not Superman you know - Aunt May

This was a pretty interesting one:

Thou Shouldst eat to live; not live to eat - Socrates
jord
Member
+2,382|7162|The North, beyond the wall.
I was mates with a fat kid at school and came up with this while drunk.

You eat because you're fat and you're fat because you eat.

He agreed, he was shit faced, but alcohol makes people show their true colours.
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6937|The Twilight Zone
blademaster we would like to see some of your quotes.
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SgtHeihn
Should have ducked
+394|6971|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)

jord wrote:

I was mates with a fat kid at school and came up with this while drunk.

You eat because you're fat and you're fat because you eat.

He agreed, he was shit faced, but alcohol makes people show their true colours.
I love the one, "I'm not fat, I'm big boned!!"
I had a girl in H.S. say that to me and I blurted out,"No, Your fat assed!" She turned red and ran away crying!

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