The poetry thread!

2008-02-17 11:14:52

#1

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6443|Washington DC

DarkRaven needed a poem for English class, so I spat out some verses.

The End
(14:09:00) (@Hurricane) I sit near the window, tired and helpless
(14:09:09) (@Hurricane) In my hour of need, I need someone selfless
(14:09:27) (@Hurricane) Alas it is too much, there is no more light
(14:09:32) (@Hurricane) The flash of the gun is far too bright
(14:09:50) (@Hurricane) As the bullet enters my brain, I feel much shame
(14:10:11) (@Hurricane) For I will never have tasted, the sweet taste of fame.

Rape Rape Rape
(14:11:25) (@Hurricane) There's that one prick, acting all cool
(14:11:32) (@Hurricane) Not knowing his fate
(14:11:39) (@Hurricane) I'll bludgeon him with a sharp tool
(14:11:47) (@Hurricane) And then have sex with his room mate
(14:11:54) (@Hurricane) You cringe at these words
(14:11:59) (@Hurricane) I laugh at your pain
(14:12:06) (@Hurricane) Now go eat your turds
(14:12:15) (@Hurricane) While I hijack a train

Some people hated my lyric but that's all right:

(14:12:37) (@FFLink) WTF
(14:12:47) (@FFLink) HurricaNe, don't try and rap, you sad SOB
(14:12:54) (@Hurricane) fuck you its poetry not rap
(14:12:54) (DarkRaven) you've lost it, Hurricane

Post your own!

2008-02-17 11:15:47

#2

lavadisk: I am a cat ¦ 3; +369|7311|Denver colorado

win.

Cat
bat
hat

sound like dat.

2008-02-17 11:15:56

#3

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7243

Poetry eh?

1....2....fuck...you.

2008-02-17 11:16:17

#4

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7103|London, England

There's already an MC'ing thread for ur rappin' nigga

represent DC

2008-02-17 11:17:37

#5

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6443|Washington DC

Mek-Izzle wrote:
There's already an MC'ing thread for ur rappin' nigga

represent DC

This is POETRY not RAP

USMarine: Needs moar trochaic dimeter

2008-02-17 11:18:17

#6

jord: Member; +2,382|7160|The North, beyond the wall.

'Tis better to buy a small bouquet
And give to your friend this very day,
Than a bushel of roses white and red
To lay on his coffin after he's dead.

2008-02-17 11:18:42

#7

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7103|London, England

HurricaИe wrote:
Mek-Izzle wrote:
There's already an MC'ing thread for ur rappin' nigga

represent DC
This is POETRY not RAP

USMarine: Needs moar trochaic dimeter

Oh

well in that case

usfag wrote:
Poetry eh?

1....2....fuck...you.

this

2008-02-17 11:19:03

#8

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7243

HurricaИe wrote:
USMarine: Needs moar trochaic dimeter

gee....look who is still in school. grats

2008-02-17 11:20:29

#9

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6443|Washington DC

usmarine wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
USMarine: Needs moar trochaic dimeter
gee....look who is still in school. grats

Why do you have so much hatred for me?
Is it because your mother is a flea?
Is it because your father drinks his pee?
No matter, I will suffer no more
Because I just shat on the bedroom floor

2008-02-17 11:21:16

#10

jord: Member; +2,382|7160|The North, beyond the wall.

Mine is clearly the best one. AmIRite Marine?

2008-02-17 11:21:20

#11

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7243

HurricaИe wrote:
usmarine wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
USMarine: Needs moar trochaic dimeter
gee....look who is still in school. grats
Why do you have so much hatred for me?
Is it because your mother is a flea?
Is it because your father drinks his pee?
No matter, I will suffer no more
Because I just shat on the bedroom floor

bravo.

/issues

2008-02-17 11:21:32

#12

TheDarkRaven: ATG's First Disciple; +263|7106|Birmingham, UK

jord wrote:
'Tis better to buy a small bouquet
And give to your friend this very day,
Than a bushel of roses white and red
To lay on his coffin after he's dead.

Stop stealing, jord! http://www.theholidayspot.com/patrick/i … ayings.htm

2008-02-17 11:22:52

#13

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6443|Washington DC

usmarine wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
usmarine wrote:
gee....look who is still in school. grats
Why do you have so much hatred for me?
Is it because your mother is a flea?
Is it because your father drinks his pee?
No matter, I will suffer no more
Because I just shat on the bedroom floor
bravo.

/issues

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Maybe because his is a dik' ed
Ah burn
Red fern
Wheels turn
Butter churn

Last edited by HurricaИe (2008-02-17 11:23:16)

2008-02-17 11:23:35

#14

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7243

HurricaИe wrote:
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Maybe because his is a dik' ed

I woke up on the floor actually.

Damn you Sam Adams!!!!

2008-02-17 11:23:38

#15

Bert10099: []D [] []\/[] []D; +177|7222|United States

Roses are red,
Violets are black,
Why did you stick,
A fork in my back?

2008-02-17 11:24:59

#16

jord: Member; +2,382|7160|The North, beyond the wall.

TheDarkRaven wrote:
jord wrote:
'Tis better to buy a small bouquet
And give to your friend this very day,
Than a bushel of roses white and red
To lay on his coffin after he's dead.
Stop stealing, jord! http://www.theholidayspot.com/patrick/i … ayings.htm

I did say Mine in italics, and I didn't get it from that site...

Also, I wanna partay with Marine.

2008-02-17 11:28:15

#17

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|7120|Amsterdam, NY

usmarine wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Maybe because his is a dik' ed
I woke up on the floor actually.

Damn you Sam Adams!!!!

drunk

2008-02-17 11:30:03

#18

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6443|Washington DC

usmarine wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Maybe because his is a dik' ed
I woke up on the floor actually.

Damn you Sam Adams!!!!

Someone woke up on the wrong part of the floor
Sam Adams' jizz was all over his door

2008-02-17 11:30:47

#19

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|7120|Amsterdam, NY

HurricaИe wrote:
usmarine wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Maybe because his is a dik' ed
I woke up on the floor actually.

Damn you Sam Adams!!!!
Someone woke up on the wrong part of the floor
Sam Adams' jizz was all over his door

lolololol

2008-02-17 11:37:24

#20

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7103|London, England

usmarine wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Maybe because his is a dik' ed
I woke up on the floor actually.

Damn you Sam Adams!!!!

lol, American beer
It's for the queer

Over here we have cider,
Nothing else makes you blinder

/fail

Blinder isn't even a fucking word, hardcore /fail

Fuck off Poetry

Last edited by Mek-Izzle (2008-02-17 11:37:45)

2008-02-17 11:37:58

#21

G3|Genius: Pope of BF2s; +355|7108|Sea to globally-cooled sea

I wrote some poems in college

Finals Week
May 2003

Studying is for the weak.
I will not submit.
I refuse to be a geek;
I will not learn this shit.

American Literature?
I can't read anyway!
I'd rather shitonthefloor
Than read Hemingway.

So as of today,
I've decided to play.
Cuz studying is for the weak,
And I ain't no geek.

Sleepless
(A poem by Jim)

Can’t sleep:
Summer heat.
Lie in bed
Can’t calm my head

Body aches…
Sandman shakes
But no sand comes out
And I’m left without.

He’s throwing gravel tonight.

Take a shower
At the one o’clock hour
Close my eyes
Await sun rise

The time is racing
Like a snail that’s pacing
Why can’t I fall asleep?!
My sandman’s a creep.

He’s throwing gravel tonight.

Dear Teacher
(A poem by Jim)

I put more effort
Into this poem
Than I did
Into your assignment.

Poems suck.
(A haiku by Jim)

I hate poetry.
I hate writing it just as
Much as reading it.

Last edited by G3|Genius (2008-02-17 11:45:30)

2008-02-17 11:38:28

#22

TheDarkRaven: ATG's First Disciple; +263|7106|Birmingham, UK

Mek-Izzle wrote:
Blinder isn't even a fucking word, hardcore /fail

Fuck off Poetry

Blinder is a word - "to be more blind".

2008-02-17 11:42:27

#23

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|7120|Amsterdam, NY

Mek-Izzle wrote:
usmarine wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
Maybe because his is a dik' ed
I woke up on the floor actually.

Damn you Sam Adams!!!!
lol, American beer
It's for the queer

Over here we have cider,
Nothing else makes you blinder

/fail

Blinder isn't even a fucking word, hardcore /fail

Fuck off Poetry

EPIC HAIKU

mek ur a faget
lol r u 4 sexes chat
I telephony ok lol?

Last edited by SgtSlauther (2008-02-17 11:43:36)

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