BF2S Forums Warning, not for the faint hearted

Smell spray and deodorant / after-shave have similar effects on the scrotum, apparently.

Be advised if you have a habit of spraying yourself before getting dressed (underwear optional).

Hey it's not as bad as the ol' thread worms thread aaaages ago. Now THAT was nasty.


Edit: Found it! http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=57446&p=1

Last edited by ShowMeTheMonkey (2008-02-18 10:31:27)

Don't use the soaps on holiday either. I got a rash for the rest of the holiday and didn't take my shirt off...

You know what else is fun? When I used to be a goalie, my teammate was on a trip to the US of A and found something called Bengay. He was so excited over this thing that warms up your muscles and prevents sprains n stuff. Ofcourse when I went on a N.Y. trip myself a bit later I bought a huge tube of Bengay and some IcyHot. The stuff actually worked quite fine and I never got no sprains or even minor injuries.

But this one time I a bit over-used it on my groins... When I started to sweat it was one of those classic "oh, shit" moments. During some penalty killing training the stuff just ran slowly down and down on the balls and hey ho, away I go. Good thing no one came to the bathroom when I had both hands in my pants trying to wipe off that stuff from my over heated nutsack. It probably would have been a kinda awkward moment After I came back to the rink there were 20 teammates wondering what the hell just happened. After some vivid explanations they had to stop practicing for 5 minutes because they couldn't stop laughing. Last time I put that shit near my balls, I tell you that

mcgid1 wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

You know what else is fun? When I used to be a goalie, my teammate was on a trip to the US of A and found something called Bengay. He was so excited over this thing that warms up your muscles and prevents sprains n stuff. Ofcourse when I went on a N.Y. trip myself a bit later I bought a huge tube of Bengay and some IcyHot. The stuff actually worked quite fine and I never got no sprains or even minor injuries.

But this one time I a bit over-used it on my groins... When I started to sweat it was one of those classic "oh, shit" moments. During some penalty killing training the stuff just ran slowly down and down on the balls and hey ho, away I go. Good thing no one came to the bathroom when I had both hands in my pants trying to wipe off that stuff from my over heated nutsack. It probably would have been a kinda awkward moment After I came back to the rink there were 20 teammates wondering what the hell just happened. After some vivid explanations they had to stop practicing for 5 minutes because they couldn't stop laughing. Last time I put that shit near my balls, I tell you that

Just so you know, that's one of the oldest athletic pranks in the book (putting that stuff in a teammate's underwear) in the US.  I did it once before to a teammate right before a double header, the poor bastard has to sit with that stuff on his nuts for 6 or so hours and there wasn't a bathroom or water hose in sight.

Heh. Yeah, I bet. Good thing us, the goalies were the only ones who had this stuff and no one got the brilliant idea to smear this on any outfits or gears Hmm... come to think of it I should go buy a new tube of it. Could help with them aching legs of mine during play.

Master* wrote:

SealXo wrote:

Edit, while im at it, never wack off with antibacterial soap, I was out of lotion, and when i woke up my package was all shriveled up and it still is 3 days later.

Was that part necessary?

yes, some people dont know that SOAP actually dries shit out, so if you rub it into something, oh say your arm, over and over and over, the skin will peel off of your ARM.

I only use soap at the sink and the shower...