Note to self: NEVER use a saw to cut off dead skin.

2008-02-18 13:17:33

#1

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7237|Scotland

Yes... well...Um....

The ball of my foot was giving me bother, it's got dead skin on it and it has bumps around it. It's tender, generally has been.

I thought I would tackle the problem head on. It was pissing me off.

I grabbed a saw (mini one, don't get any ideas here)...

Outcome?

It's still bleeding like a damn fountain and its all down my desk and a puddle on the floor.

I found it quite amusing.

2008-02-18 13:18:50

#2

Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|7052|USA

dumb move. should have used either sandpaper or a very small knife/scissors.

thats quite nasty

2008-02-18 13:22:00

#3

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|7007|South Florida

First of all:

WOAH! A thread by Zimmer! Been a while.

Second of all:

WOAH! Pardon the insult but your a dumbass
Haha, that so sounds like something i would do hahahaha.

Spray some disinfectant spray on it, scream in burning pain for 60 seconds, and wrap it up with a bandage/paper towel.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-02-18 13:22:02

#4

cablecopulate: Member; +449|7219|Massachusetts.

It's just a flesh wound.

2008-02-18 13:22:13

#5

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7237|Scotland

Ender2309 wrote:
dumb move. should have used either sandpaper or a very small knife/scissors.

thats quite nasty

Sandpaper was too weak. Even rubbing as hard as possible.

2008-02-18 13:23:03

#6

justice: OctoPoster; +978|7222|OctoLand

Aren't mods supposed to be the responsible ones around here?

Last edited by justice (2008-02-18 13:23:43)

I know fucking karate

2008-02-18 13:23:31

#7

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7049|NYC / Hamburg

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2008-02-18 13:23:38

#8

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7237|Scotland

cablecopulate wrote:
It's just a flesh wound.

Did I say it was anything else? Whats with the comment? I found it funny, not agonising and thinking of going to A&E.

2008-02-18 13:24:10

#9

Cyrax-Sektor: Official Battlefield fanboy; +240|6630|San Antonio, Texas

Zimmer wrote:
cablecopulate wrote:
It's just a flesh wound.
Did I say it was anything else? Whats with the comment? I found it funny, not agonising and thinking of going to A&E.

I think cable quoted a FF game.

2008-02-18 13:25:57

#10

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7237|Scotland

justice wrote:
Aren't mods supposed to be the responsible ones around here?

Well sorreyyyyy.

I missed my daily pills, and Chuy forgot my monthly pay for keeping you guys in order.

2008-02-18 13:26:34

#11

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7325|Reykjavík, Iceland.

justice wrote:
Aren't mods supposed to be the responsible ones around here?

On the forums yes, not IRL.

2008-02-18 13:26:50

#12

bennisboy: Member; +829|7128|Poundland

Zimmer wrote:
cablecopulate wrote:
It's just a flesh wound.
Did I say it was anything else? Whats with the comment? I found it funny, not agonising and thinking of going to A&E.

It was quite clearly a joke zim, I know your foot is in danger of falling off but lighten up

2008-02-18 13:27:38

#13

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7237|Scotland

bennisboy wrote:
Zimmer wrote:
cablecopulate wrote:
It's just a flesh wound.
Did I say it was anything else? Whats with the comment? I found it funny, not agonising and thinking of going to A&E.
It was quite clearly a joke zim, I know your foot is in danger of falling off but lighten up

0.o

It's about to FALL OFF? Oh no. Meh, it's my right foot, useless foot anyhow.

2008-02-18 13:27:43

#14

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6935|The Twilight Zone

It looks like strawberry pudding.

https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png

2008-02-18 13:27:49

#15

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|7007|South Florida

Zimmer wrote:
justice wrote:
Aren't mods supposed to be the responsible ones around here?
Well sorreyyyyy.

I missed my daily pills, and Chuy forgot my monthly pay for keeping you guys in order.

So maybe this was a suicide attempt, not an accident!
I knew this story was bogus!

Chuy, dude, for the love of god, send this man his paycheck before he learns where the major arteries are!

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-02-18 13:29:23

#16

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7237|Scotland

.Sup wrote:
It looks like strawberry pudding.

You should have seen the perfect circle on my desk of blood. It looked soooo good.

2008-02-18 13:29:43

#17

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7220|The Hague, Netherlands

Zimmer wrote:
justice wrote:
Aren't mods supposed to be the responsible ones around here?
Well sorreyyyyy.

I missed my daily pills, and Chuy forgot my monthly pay for keeping you guys in order.

daily? you forgot them yesterday day (seeing your post in the mod section)

about your foot, amputation is the only option.

https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png

2008-02-18 13:30:16

#18

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7114

Why is your blood so watery?

2008-02-18 13:33:47

#19

Trigger_Happy_92: Uses the TV missle too much; +394|7131

That stuff doesnt even look like blood to me. looks pink.

2008-02-18 13:35:57

#20

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7237|Scotland

Gooners wrote:
Why is your blood so watery?

Puss + Blood + Fluid = That.

It's very pink because I took a picture with a strong light over it. Why would I fake this? Haha, what a pointless expedition if I had.

2008-02-18 13:36:47

#21

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6443|Washington DC

I'm sorry zimmer that was retarded and ot think a few days ago David.P was asking for surgical supplies to cut some wart off of his foot.

Wait a fucking second.

Zimmer's name = David Annez
David.P's name = David P

I think Zimmer is David.P

2008-02-18 13:37:40

#22

utchin: Member; +8|6396

Trigger_Happy_92 wrote:
That stuff doesnt even look like blood to me. looks pink.

Jam lol..

Ouch!

Love the fact that you just so casualy get a saw and cut, and then like shit im bleeding.. oh well lets take a pic

lol painful to walk on?

Last edited by utchin (2008-02-18 13:40:01)

2008-02-18 13:38:01

#23

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|7191|Charlie One Alpha

Zimmer wrote:
cablecopulate wrote:
It's just a flesh wound.
Did I say it was anything else? Whats with the comment? I found it funny, not agonising and thinking of going to A&E.

It's a Monty Python reference. (A joke.)

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2008-02-18 13:38:46

#24

GuliblGuy: Zulu son, what!?!; +79|7267|Anaheim, CA

Ummm yeah, next time you're going to want an actual callous remover

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2008-02-18 13:39:08

#25

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7114

Zimmer wrote:
Gooners wrote:
Why is your blood so watery?
Puss + Blood + Fluid = That.

It's very pink because I took a picture with a strong light over it. Why would I fake this? Haha, what a pointless expedition if I had.

Who said you faked it?

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.Sup wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

justice wrote:

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Zimmer wrote:

cablecopulate wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

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