(Prompted but not inspired by Finny's Moon landing conspiracy thread.)
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Did you know that Lunarism is a massive religious sect which has existed for centuries and boasts the biggest membership of any religious sect on the planet? Did you also know that you're a member of this sect?
Lunarism at it's core is the blind belief that there is a great big rock orbiting the Earth, otherwise known as the Moon. The startling truth to this is simply that:
Yes, you're all a bunch of blind fools who have been living your lives under the impression that there's a big spherical rock orbting the earth.
You're wrong.
The Moon as it is, is just a hologram, or a plywood model or perhaps some kind of balloon according to one Mad Revisionist. This enlightened induvidual stipulates that the Moon is a conspiricy theory in order to do... uh, well I'm not entirely sure about that. Apparently it's a way for the government to milk money from us for space exploration and other hoopla. Which government remains to be seen, I'm not sure if it's mine seeing as we don't do the whole space exploration thing and don't ask for money to fund it.
I decided to interview this man to find out whether he was insane or simply lonely.
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So there you have it. Either the Moon doesn't exist or this guy's a raving lunatic. (I love the play on words there by the way. Lunar-tic.)
You decide!
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Did you know that Lunarism is a massive religious sect which has existed for centuries and boasts the biggest membership of any religious sect on the planet? Did you also know that you're a member of this sect?
Lunarism at it's core is the blind belief that there is a great big rock orbiting the Earth, otherwise known as the Moon. The startling truth to this is simply that:
Yes, you're all a bunch of blind fools who have been living your lives under the impression that there's a big spherical rock orbting the earth.
You're wrong.
The Moon as it is, is just a hologram, or a plywood model or perhaps some kind of balloon according to one Mad Revisionist. This enlightened induvidual stipulates that the Moon is a conspiricy theory in order to do... uh, well I'm not entirely sure about that. Apparently it's a way for the government to milk money from us for space exploration and other hoopla. Which government remains to be seen, I'm not sure if it's mine seeing as we don't do the whole space exploration thing and don't ask for money to fund it.
I decided to interview this man to find out whether he was insane or simply lonely.
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So there you have it. Either the Moon doesn't exist or this guy's a raving lunatic. (I love the play on words there by the way. Lunar-tic.)
You decide!
[Blinking eyes thing]
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