I want to get revenge.

2008-02-21 23:34:23

#1

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6817|Oregon

So, a friend has wronged me...
badly.
Not badly enough I want to hurt him, or cause him pain or loss... no...

but he has wronged me badly enough to deserve a fresh dose of Goatse... everyday... delivered right to his computer screen...

So I need to know, how can I - undetectably - redirect firefox to goatse? I set his homepage to goatse, but I was also thinking about maybe making it so every time he tried to go to google or youtube, he'd go to goatse or a goatse equivalent...

I am not a malicious person... this is very well deserved.

2008-02-21 23:44:11

#2

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7019|Long Island, New York

just firebomb his house tbh

2008-02-21 23:46:57

#3

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6634|what

Change all his bookmarks to goatse, but keep the names as google, etc/

2008-02-21 23:47:16

#4

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6805|New Haven, CT

Posting his email address on spam sites or signing him up for a bunch of random crap would be useful for driving him crazy.

What did he do?

Last edited by nukchebi0 (2008-02-21 23:48:06)

2008-02-21 23:48:05

#5

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|7008|Milkystania, yurop

Poseidon wrote:
just firebomb his house tbh

QFT

2008-02-21 23:48:19

#6

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6809

TheAussieReaper wrote:
Change all his bookmarks to goatse, but keep the names as google, etc/

Good idea. Probably safer then getting into hacking computer data just so you can make an image appear on his screen

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2008-02-21 23:53:59

#7

SenorToenails: Veritas et Scientia; +444|6611|North Tonawanda, NY

Can't you just edit his hosts.sam file to re-direct youtube, etc... to whatever IP you want? It should bypass his DNS lookup.

Of course, you'll need physical access to his computer.

Last edited by SenorToenails (2008-02-21 23:54:41)

2008-02-22 00:09:23

#8

Wallpaper: ☺; +303|6475|The pool

Arent there parental controls for IE and Firefox? If there are, set them with a password

My flickr

2008-02-22 00:27:28

#9

Reciprocity: Member; +721|7062|the dank(super) side of Oregon

A while ago I read about a company that you could hire to send your victim a dildo recall notice. you could have it sent to his work or home, it looks like a postcard with something like 'MAGNUM DILDO 3000 RECALL' written in big letters right across the front for everyone to see.

2008-02-22 00:28:54

#10

psH: Banned; +217|6865|Sydney

Im_Dooomed wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
Change all his bookmarks to goatse, but keep the names as google, etc/
Good idea. Probably safer then getting into hacking computer data just so you can make an image appear on his screen

do..you know WHAT the image is?

2008-02-22 00:33:02

#11

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6817|Oregon

Im_Dooomed wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
Change all his bookmarks to goatse, but keep the names as google, etc/
Good idea. Probably safer then getting into hacking computer data just so you can make an image appear on his screen

he deserves it.

2008-02-22 00:35:31

#12

TehTacoKing: ''Its nothing serious but i am bleeding badly''; +13|6470|Mountain Dew

Put some fireworks in hes pants

Last edited by TehTacoKing (2008-02-22 06:03:00)

2008-02-22 00:41:44

#13

maniacmattie: Karma Whore.. LOL; +27|6783

TehTacoKing wrote:
Put some fireworks in hes pants watch some poop up video while being drunk and throw up hes comp

Yea-wait, what?

2008-02-22 00:47:28

#14

Bernadictus: Moderator; +1,055|7218

I know that under windows, you can edit a file to redirect a site to a certain address. I believe it was the HOST file.

2008-02-22 01:49:43

#15

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6817|Oregon

TehTacoKing wrote:
Put some fireworks in hes pants watch some poop up video while being drunk and throw up hes comp

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?!?!?

2008-02-22 01:52:11

#16

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7102|London, England

djphetal wrote:
TehTacoKing wrote:
Put some fireworks in hes pants watch some poop up video while being drunk and throw up hes comp
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?!?!?

I don't know, but

Magpie wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
just firebomb his house tbh
QFT

^this

2008-02-22 01:55:59

#17

geNius: ..!.,; +144|6923|SoCal

If he's still your "friend", then surely he'll click a link you send him.

https://srejects.com/genius/srejects.png

2008-02-22 05:16:03

#18

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6613|Scotland!

Stop being passive aggressive and just punch him in the throat

2008-02-22 05:20:02

#19

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7059|Columbus, OH

I'm Jamesey wrote:
Stop being passive aggressive and just punch him in the throat

After you kick em in the balls.

If this if over some girl, I'll kick your ass. Remember Bros before hos

Last edited by loubot (2008-02-22 05:35:23)

2008-02-22 05:29:31

#20

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy: Member; +69|7190|th3 unkn0wn

Molotov cocktail on his car late at night...but then again wtf did he do? For all we know you could have started wotever it is. Maybe you are as guilty as he is? Most of us have jumped on the bandwagon supporting you with ideas of revenge yet you've failed to enlighten us on the incident. It would be nice if you could provide us with a background story for your vendetta.

2008-02-22 05:36:11

#21

Hy$t3RiA: Pocket Rocket; +5|6880|Blighty

Just hide some prawns or other fish in a radiator in his room. Then again you could always write "Tosser" in cress seed in his carpet and soak it with water and wait for it to grow.

2008-02-22 06:03:16

#22

TehTacoKing: ''Its nothing serious but i am bleeding badly''; +13|6470|Mountain Dew

djphetal wrote:
TehTacoKing wrote:
Put some fireworks in hes pants
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!?!?!?

Now

BF2S Forums I want to get revenge.

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