Please guys, I'm desperate

2008-02-24 11:44:03

#26

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6961|Somewhere else

Jeans you wore, and are dirty.
In the bathroom.
On a piece of furniture like a book shelf.
In a coat.
In a shirt pocket.
In your car.
In the couch.
Unerneath the couch.
Under the bed.
In the bed.
Under a pile of cloithes.
In the laundry.
Within the dirty dishes (if you don't have a dish washer)
Next to your shoes, by the door
In desk drawer.
Under a pile of papers on your desk.
Out in the car.
Balled up in spare sheets, for when you fell asleep watching tv on the couch.

That's about all i have.

2008-02-24 11:44:29

#27

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|7125

The#1Spot wrote:
Considering that .01% or so people never been in your house whats the point of this thread.

so we could all read a dumb ass post like this. Youre the wiener....winner

Last edited by GunSlinger OIF II (2008-02-24 11:45:29)

2008-02-24 11:45:44

#28

jord: Member; +2,382|7159|The North, beyond the wall.

The#1Spot wrote:
Considering that .01% or so people on this forum have never been in your house whats the point of this thread.

Considering you contributed nothing what's the point in that post?

I'll tell you what, nothing.

2008-02-24 11:46:00

#29

elite3444: The other kid; +24|7118|USA

ive done this before when we were looking for my moms keys....try in the keyhole of the door u enter

2008-02-24 11:46:13

#30

ATG: Banned; +5,233|7010|Global Command

Magpie wrote:
I got some weed and a ticket to a punkrock showwith them

Fixilated

The#1Spot wrote:
Considering that .01% or so people on this forum have never been in your house whats the point of this thread.

It would be a lot less than that doofuss.

The thing is, I'm bored, my keys really are missing and...why don't you go stand on your head and pack rocks in your ass?

2008-02-24 11:46:50

#31

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7049|Mountains of NC

frisk the wife

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2008-02-24 11:48:10

#32

ThaReaper: Banned; +410|7121

SEREMAKER wrote:
frisk the wife

2008-02-24 11:48:36

#33

David.P: Banned; +649|6755

Counter

2008-02-24 11:49:12

#34

ATG: Banned; +5,233|7010|Global Command

SEREMAKER wrote:
frisk the wife

Actually, I seriously think she must have hid them. I told her I'd stay home all day today, but she knows I got a serious case of wanderlust.

2008-02-24 11:51:20

#35

Titch2349: iz me!; +358|6833|uk

They will be in the last place you look
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Because you don't keep looking for them once you've found them!

/oldandnotfunnyjoke

Under the newpapers/ letters/ paper/things you brought in with you when you came in the house
On the outside of the door (found mine there the next morning once >.<) (your keys might be here, but I doubt your wallet will be)
Washing Machine (hope your keys aint got electronic key fobs on them)
Back of the sofa.....

Edit- gramma

Last edited by Titch2349 (2008-02-24 11:52:41)

2008-02-24 11:52:42

#36

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7219|The Hague, Netherlands

ATG wrote:
Magpie wrote:
I got some weed and a ticket to a punkrock showwith them
Fixilated

The#1Spot wrote:
Considering that .01% or so people on this forum have never been in your house whats the point of this thread.
It would be a lot less than that doofuss.

The thing is, I'm bored, my keys really are missing and...why don't you go stand on your head and pack rocks in your ass?

most houses have the same places anyway,

don't think if I say to him Bedroom that he will look in the toilet, or do you have a sauna in the basement?

- jack
- car
- on the floor in the livingroom
- work
- in the door (some door)

https://bf3s.com/sigs/36eac2cb6af70a43508fd8d1c93d3201f4e23435.png

2008-02-24 11:52:45

#37

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7049|Mountains of NC

ATG wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
frisk the wife
Actually, I seriously think she must have hid them. I told her I'd stay home all day today, but she knows I got a serious case of wanderlust.

if she has them, then bingo ................ if she doesn't then oh well you can kill of a few mins

2008-02-24 11:54:44

#38

ATG: Banned; +5,233|7010|Global Command

Truth is, I was fairly lit when I got home. I remember coming home...well...not really. But I do know that I did come home because my truck is in the driveway. The dirtbike got a good bath last night in the rain because I was too far gone to unload it.
I went out and grabbed the key from the motorcycle and put it with my truck keys...but where? I know I did, because my pistol was in the cab, so I made sure and locked it.

Yup...alcohol, guns and motorcycles. It's part of my overall charm.

2008-02-24 11:55:06

#39

Titch2349: iz me!; +358|6833|uk

Google has 10100000 results for "where are my car keys"
(http://www.google.com/search?hl=en& … tnG=Search)

And even has 1400 results for "where are ATG's keys and wallet"
(http://www.google.com/search?hl=en& … tnG=Search)

2008-02-24 11:55:32

#40

E1_ned: Member; +8|6975|netherlands

I've consulted my glass sphere, and i come to the conclusion you have been robed by the cheap crack wh0re you nailed last night.

2008-02-24 11:58:18

#41

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7058|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

ATG wrote:
Truth is, I was fairly lit when I got home. I remember coming home...well...not really. But I do know that I did come home because my truck is in the driveway. The dirtbike got a good bath last night in the rain because I was too far gone to unload it.
I went out and grabbed the key from the motorcycle and put it with my truck keys...but where? I know I did, because my pistol was in the cab, so I made sure and locked it.

Yup...alcohol, guns and motorcycles. It's part of my overall charm.

Your having a nice life..Gun, Alcohol, Motorcycle...got any tobaco with that?

2008-02-24 11:59:25

#42

ATG: Banned; +5,233|7010|Global Command

_yes

2008-02-24 12:00:54

#43

d3athwi5h4: insert clever title here; +59|6994|Kickapoo

try your left boot, thats where they are.

2008-02-24 12:02:09

#44

geNius: ..!.,; +144|6923|SoCal

The#1Spot wrote:
Considering that .01% or so people on this forum have never been in your house whats the point of this thread.

Way to be that guy.

https://srejects.com/genius/srejects.png

2008-02-24 12:02:59

#45

ATG: Banned; +5,233|7010|Global Command

Magpie wrote:
I got some weed and a ticket to a punkrock showwith them

Fixilated

Depends on the replies, my friend.

Too much ib4lok, then sure.

The report function works for my threads too you know.

As per my contract with Chuy I am allowed one blatant spam thread per month.

Last edited by ATG (2008-02-24 12:04:52)

2008-02-24 12:03:46

#46

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6847|California

in yo house

2008-02-24 12:05:26

#47

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7160|In You Endo- Stoke

I ve dropped my keys into a cup of coffee before that was on the floor,took me hours to find them.

No doubt the mrs must have something to do with this!

2008-02-24 12:11:10

#48

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|7008|Milkystania, yurop

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Magpie wrote:
I got some weed and a ticket to a punkrock show them
I am so confused.

....."The doctor said, "What you been thinkin' 'bout?"
Bob said, "That's the point,
I won't think about nothing
Now I gotta do something else"....

imrite!

2008-02-24 12:12:06

#49

KylieTastic: Games, Girls, Guinness; +85|6933|Cambridge, UK

Under the mistresses bed

j/k

Try getting really drunk, chill-in out, and as if by magic it will either appear or you just wont give a shit about it!

2008-02-24 12:21:20

#50

Gawwad: My way or Haddaway!; +212|7166|Espoo, Finland

In the pocket of the pants you don't remember wearing.

This site suggested to look for the keys on your penis as well as asked if you've ever tried sex with sheep.

Last edited by Gawwad (2008-02-24 12:28:53)

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