Freakin Whores!

2006-02-17 02:33:37

#1

=[4th]=SlayThem: Destroy Noob Cannons; +96|7269

I REALLY HATE THOSE INFANTRY WHORES! THAT'S ALL THEY DO IS RUN AROUND AND CAP FLAGS! WHORES THE WHOLE LOT OF THEM! THEM AND THEIR STUPID GUNS! LEARN TO FIGHT LIKE A MAN! FFS!
I want you to hate me. Please do. If you don't, learn to. I am your worst enemy. I am the best BF2 player to ever live. That's why I'm first on the leader boards and I constantly rave about my 1337 noob owning skillz, and I get first in every server. when I get killed, the person who killed me is obviosuly a hacker. I mean that one time I got hacked was my only death. I have a 50,000 to 1 KDR. my best round score is 250thousand. I revive everyone on my team the second they die, even when I'm in a plane. I just own the map. I'm the only one that gets kills. I fly over flags and cap them instantly, that's how 1337 I am. Fear me, praise me. I am your BF2 master. I will hump your face.
Is that what you want to hear?

2006-02-17 02:42:28

#2

=[4th]=SlayThem: Destroy Noob Cannons; +96|7269

Lawlz 15 views no replies. I love it!
this is supposed to be funny. I guess I'm the only one who finds the stupidity hilarious.

2006-02-17 02:43:22

#3

he_who_says_zonk: Member; +17|7156

I remember seeing you in a server! I was whoring the silenced pistol, and someone had injured me, probably by hacking, and you flew over, and while you flew over you: put a UAV on my position, healed me, bombed the enemy, c4ed the enemy UAV and shot down a blackhawk!

2006-02-17 02:44:53

#4

=[4th]=SlayThem: Destroy Noob Cannons; +96|7269

he_who_says_zonk wrote:
I remember seeing you in a server! I was whoring the silenced pistol, and someone had injured me, probably by hacking, and you flew over, and while you flew over you: put a UAV on my position, healed me, bombed the enemy, c4ed the enemy UAV and shot down a blackhawk!

Yeah! I was flying around in the J10 on Karkand. Dropping arty with my plane. Fun stuff. Knifed a few in the process.

2006-02-17 02:48:12

#5

razz: Member; +7|7117|Australia

lol

2006-02-17 02:48:21

#6

Pernicious544: Zee Tank Skank; +80|7136|MoVal So-Cal

um ok. disagree with your sig but thats for a different thread

2006-02-17 02:49:28

#7

he_who_says_zonk: Member; +17|7156

That's the really amazing thing is I was playing Mashtuur City at the time! You flew to Mashtuur, knifed the driver of a tank from inside the plane, flew back to Karkand, leaped from the plane, shockpaddled a sniper as you fell, using the engineer kit, captured a flag, revived five men with a handful of chalk and some coconuts, and then jumped back into your plane before it hit the ground!

2006-02-17 02:50:52

#8

=[4th]=SlayThem: Destroy Noob Cannons; +96|7269

he_who_says_zonk wrote:
That's the really amazing thing is I was playing Mashtuur City at the time! You flew to Mashtuur, knifed the driver of a tank from inside the plane, flew back to Karkand, leaped from the plane, shockpaddled a sniper as you fell, using the engineer kit, captured a flag, revived five men with a handful of chalk and some coconuts, and then jumped back into your plane before it hit the ground!

I'm crying and spinning in my chair.... that was the most random post I've ever read!
I can't beat that.

2006-02-17 02:51:12

#9

ooPSeH: Member; +0|7084

=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:
I REALLY HATE THOSE INFANTRY WHORES! THAT'S ALL THEY DO IS RUN AROUND AND CAP FLAGS! WHORES THE WHOLE LOT OF THEM! THEM AND THEIR STUPID GUNS! LEARN TO FIGHT LIKE A MAN! FFS!
I want you to hate me. Please do. If you don't, learn to. I am your worst enemy. I am the best BF2 player to ever live. That's why I'm first on the leader boards and I constantly rave about my 1337 noob owning skillz, and I get first in every server. when I get killed, the person who killed me is obviosuly a hacker. I mean that one time I got hacked was my only death. I have a 50,000 to 1 KDR. my best round score is 250thousand. I revive everyone on my team the second they die, even when I'm in a plane. I just own the map. I'm the only one that gets kills. I fly over flags and cap them instantly, that's how 1337 I am. Fear me, praise me. I am your BF2 master. I will hump your face.
Is that what you want to hear?

But Chuck Norris would kick your BF2 ass!

2006-02-17 02:51:53

#10

=[4th]=SlayThem: Destroy Noob Cannons; +96|7269

Pernicious544 wrote:
um ok. disagree with your sig but thats for a different thread

I disagree with your sig.

2006-02-17 03:01:09

#11

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7246|Nårvei

http://www.macgyveronline.org/pages/macism.html

Macgyver would also beat u silly, he`s the BEST !!!!!!

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2006-02-17 03:02:50

#12

AnarkyXtra: BF2s EU Server Admin; +67|7223|Hanging onto the UAV

Quality post. Awesome sig.

2006-02-17 03:03:36

#13

=[4th]=SlayThem: Destroy Noob Cannons; +96|7269

AnarkyXtra wrote:
Quality post. Awesome sig.

Saracasm is even more awesome, isn't it?

2006-02-17 03:08:39

#14

Paladus902: The Last Man Standing; +1|7222

=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:
Fear me, praise me. I am your BF2 master. I will hump your face.

Are you... are you God?

And please not in the face, I need that.

2006-02-17 03:09:41

#15

=[4th]=SlayThem: Destroy Noob Cannons; +96|7269

Paladus902 wrote:
=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:
Fear me, praise me. I am your BF2 master. I will hump your face.
Are you... are you God?

And please not in the face, I need that.

I'm not God. But I AM the god of BF2. God still owns me.

2006-02-17 03:12:33

#16

Skruples: Mod Incarnate; +234|7136

macgyver is a badass. And the same guy plays colonel Oneill in stargate SG-1... (or used to).

If macgyver was in battlefield 2 those jets wouldnt be a problem. He'd make an AA missile out of some tree bark, a few bullets from his gun and a defribulator paddle. Against a tank? He'd flip it over using the gravitational pull of the moon. Or something. The man is unstoppable.

2006-02-17 03:16:28

#17

=[4th]=SlayThem: Destroy Noob Cannons; +96|7269

Skruples wrote:
macgyver is a badass. And the same guy plays colonel Oneill in stargate SG-1... (or used to).

If macgyver was in battlefield 2 those jets wouldnt be a problem. He'd make an AA missile out of some tree bark, a few bullets from his gun and a defribulator paddle. Against a tank? He'd flip it over using the gravitational pull of the moon. Or something. The man is unstoppable.

Heck yeah. Helo? He'd probably take his watch and turn it into a sticky nuclear explosive with some dirt, his gum and a blade of grass. then he'd hide behind his invisible shield made from a car tire.

2006-02-17 03:48:52

#18

B.Schuss: I'm back, baby... ( sort of ); +664|7277|Cologne, Germany

don't let it get to you, slay. You are an easy target because you are one of the few outspoken jet pilots and actually care to answer to most of the stuff said here. I commend you for that.

and btw, about your sig, isn't it rather that through the new patch, it will the more talented that will benefit, like yourself ?

2006-02-17 03:50:48

#19

=[4th]=SlayThem: Destroy Noob Cannons; +96|7269

B.Schuss wrote:
don't let it get to you, slay. You are an easy target because you are one of the few outspoken jet pilots and actually care to answer to most of the stuff said here. I commend you for that.

and btw, about your sig, isn't it rather that through the new patch, it will the more talented that will benefit, like yourself ?

Well... I'm not "the more talented" so

EDIT: I'm outspoken and stubborn. I'm right you're wrong, the end. I'm gonna have problems when I get married

Last edited by =[4th]=SlayThem (2006-02-17 03:52:56)

2006-02-17 04:44:36

#20

Metaltop: Member; +1|7199|The Netherlands

Nice posts you've got here.

You can't beat my stare of dead.

2006-02-17 04:55:44

#21

[KaD]Maxl.Mantis: Member; +0|7107

AHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
U SUCK AND YOUR NOOBY STATS SUCK TOO
U ARE ONE OF THOSE HATERS U SUCK IN BF2

i have less playtime than u and more score so shut up and show some infantry skill u asswhore BF2 is a game not a war

but u asswhore "slaythem" are american arent u ?
FUCK AMERICA GOODBYE AMERICA

2006-02-17 04:59:25

#22

AnarkyXtra: BF2s EU Server Admin; +67|7223|Hanging onto the UAV

=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:
AnarkyXtra wrote:
Quality post. Awesome sig.
Saracasm is even more awesome, isn't it?

No really - I thought it was awesome.

2006-02-17 05:07:43

#23

Pernicious544: Zee Tank Skank; +80|7136|MoVal So-Cal

=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:
Pernicious544 wrote:
um ok. disagree with your sig but thats for a different thread
I disagree with your sig.

no you dont, my sig is so badass that you cant even see it because j*0 4l23 l\l*7 1337

2006-02-17 05:09:00

#24

Jestar: Shifty's Home Number: 02 9662 8432; +373|7177

Pernicious544 wrote:
=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:
Pernicious544 wrote:
um ok. disagree with your sig but thats for a different thread
I disagree with your sig.
no you dont, my sig is so badass that you cant even see it because j*0 4l23 l\l*7 1337

Silence, P-Man.

Fullysick orders you to stop on this thread

2006-02-17 05:19:17

#25

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7155|Melbourne, Australia

funniest thread ever sticky request so all can see this and bow down to the l337ness =]

BF2S Forums Freakin Whores!

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Skruples wrote:

B.Schuss wrote:

=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:

AnarkyXtra wrote:

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Pernicious544 wrote:

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