*ToRRo*cT|
Spanish Sniper-Wh0re
+199|7179|Malaga, España
All who think they're the best, Go Fuck Yourself

i,m not the best but i,m the one that puts a freaking bullet between ur Square addictive eyes.
[FB]Eraser
Back in battle after 3-year break
+39|7157|Switzerland

=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:

Skruples wrote:

macgyver is a badass. And the same guy plays colonel Oneill in stargate SG-1... (or used to).

If macgyver was in battlefield 2 those jets wouldnt be a problem. He'd make an AA missile out of some tree bark, a few bullets from his gun and a defribulator paddle. Against a tank? He'd flip it over using the gravitational pull of the moon. Or something. The man is unstoppable.
Heck yeah. Helo? He'd probably take his watch and turn it into a sticky nuclear explosive with some dirt, his gum and a blade of grass. then he'd hide behind his invisible shield made from a car tire.
Wrong! He pick all this staff out of his swiss army knife!
Landepaukku
Finnish bush-man
+23|7273|Finland

[FB]Eraser wrote:

=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:

Skruples wrote:

macgyver is a badass. And the same guy plays colonel Oneill in stargate SG-1... (or used to).

If macgyver was in battlefield 2 those jets wouldnt be a problem. He'd make an AA missile out of some tree bark, a few bullets from his gun and a defribulator paddle. Against a tank? He'd flip it over using the gravitational pull of the moon. Or something. The man is unstoppable.
Heck yeah. Helo? He'd probably take his watch and turn it into a sticky nuclear explosive with some dirt, his gum and a blade of grass. then he'd hide behind his invisible shield made from a car tire.
Wrong! He pick all this staff out of his swiss army knife!
WRONG again! Like he needs some knifes. Hes so allmighty he just makes objects appear around the corner hes just walking at. Although he doesnt really have to make much stuff appear as he usually just needs some bananas, a snowboard and a chuck norris poster to create ANYTHING in the world.

Last edited by Landepaukku (2006-02-17 05:41:22)

=TPP=NX-74205
Member
+0|7080
Has anyone else noticed that those who have high ranks or think there great are those who play the game everyday, which is pathetic.

Do the high ranking plays not have a social life?

Take the top player for example:

Player Name: {TA}FireStorm.
Total play time: 2046h:40m:51s
Team: Kills, Damage, & Vehicle Damage:  2,801 / 1,289 / 632

when you look at his stats it would appear that he plays everyday.
With the info above it would appear that he is a sociophobe because of the lenght of time he has played and a wanker because of all his tks, etc.

A good player to me is someone who doesnt play everyday and someone who doesnt boast that he/she is someone they are not.


You can also see proof when playing that those with high ranks are shite.
I was playing last night, and there was a 2nd Lieutenant on the server, and he was one of the worst players i had come acrros. he couldnt aim for shit, he had to use rockets at closerange. He was really abusive. He finished 2nd off bottom, below a private with a much bigger score. I finished 1st place and im shite at the game. Yet he was boasting all game how great he was.

So if your a high ranking player with a crapload of hours under your belt, dont gloat.


Sorry bout that.
=[4th]=SlayThem
Destroy Noob Cannons
+96|7269

[KaD]Maxl.Mantis wrote:

AHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
U SUCK AND YOUR NOOBY STATS SUCK TOO
U ARE ONE OF THOSE HATERS U SUCK IN BF2

i have less playtime than u and more score so shut up and show some infantry skill u asswhore BF2 is a game not a war

but u asswhore "slaythem" are american arent u ?
FUCK AMERICA GOODBYE AMERICA
Congratulations. Atleast Americans get better education. I feel bad for the country that you're representing with your pathetic spelling/grammar.
=[4th]=SlayThem
Destroy Noob Cannons
+96|7269

*ToRRo*cT| wrote:

All who think they're the best, Go Fuck Yourself

i,m not the best but i,m the one that puts a freaking bullet between ur Square addictive eyes.
With an accuracy of 15% it looks like the only thing you're putting a bullet in is the broad side of a barn.
=TPP=NX-74205
Member
+0|7080

=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:

*ToRRo*cT| wrote:

All who think they're the best, Go Fuck Yourself

i,m not the best but i,m the one that puts a freaking bullet between ur Square addictive eyes.
With an accuracy of 15% it looks like the only thing you're putting a bullet in is the broad side of a barn.
lmfao slaythem your 19.64% accurate
=[4th]=SlayThem
Destroy Noob Cannons
+96|7269

=TPP=NX-74205 wrote:

=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:

*ToRRo*cT| wrote:

All who think they're the best, Go Fuck Yourself

i,m not the best but i,m the one that puts a freaking bullet between ur Square addictive eyes.
With an accuracy of 15% it looks like the only thing you're putting a bullet in is the broad side of a barn.
lmfao slaythem your 19.64% accurate
I use LMGs and shotguns. should explain that The average accuracy is around 20% anyways. 15% is pretty bad. Plus, I wasn't comparing mine to his, so mine shouldn't matter. Oh, and my Accuracy is increasing slowly.
=TPP=NX-74205
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You cant mock someone for something that you aint to good at. It doesnt make sense.
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7246|Nårvei

Nice sig btw, Casshern crushes Matrix any day ;-)


"May Macgyver share his force"
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
<[onex]>Headstone
Member
+102|7138|New York

[KaD]Maxl.Mantis wrote:

i

but u asswhore "slaythem" are american arent u ?
FUCK AMERICA GOODBYE AMERICA
Never thought id Stoop to this level Of childisness, But WTF is that all about? You Jelouse That you dont have anything in life But that computer(probably a celeron lol) That you Hate so much? People wonder why we Punk the shit out of them. Its window lickers like this that cause it. Where you from? One of the countries we send BILLIONS to each year?

As for this Post, Thats pretty funny. I though it was Pretty good.

Harry
=[4th]=SlayThem
Destroy Noob Cannons
+96|7269

=TPP=NX-74205 wrote:

You cant mock someone for something that you aint to good at. It doesnt make sense.
Can't believe you're taking this so seriously. geeez.
You have a 24% accuracy and you've played a whole 44 hours. Wait til you get another 360 hours played and then come talk to me. after a while of slashing the air, unloading a clip into the ground, your accuracy looks like crap. mine isn't even that bad and I slash the air etc all the time. I hit my targets
=TPP=NX-74205
Member
+0|7080
I hit my targets, atleat every 1 in 4 of them, unlike ur 1 in 5 ;d

Nah im just messing with you
Esker
Member
+1|7163
I wish people wouldn't quote other peoples accuracy ratings...

It honestly means fuck all. Ever heard of covering fire? Ever fired a rifle in the air simply because you were bored shitless?

I know I have, I used to shoot the shotgun in the air a hell of a lot and I now have a very piss poor accuracy rating to prove it.
=[4th]=SlayThem
Destroy Noob Cannons
+96|7269

Esker wrote:

I wish people wouldn't quote other peoples accuracy ratings...

It honestly means fuck all. Ever heard of covering fire? Ever fired a rifle in the air simply because you were bored shitless?

I know I have, I used to shoot the shotgun in the air a hell of a lot and I now have a very piss poor accuracy rating to prove it.
I realise this.. I'm  a victim of this.
The whole reason I was picking on the guy with 15% accuracy is because of how serious he was being in a complete joke thread.
Cbass
Kick His Ass!
+371|7130|Howell, Mi USA
Typical jet whore attitude (i think im better then u kuz i fly jets) gimme a break.

and ur sig is rediculous, if EA/DICE handed the game to the talentless they would of took out the Stinger turrents/Linebacker/Tanguska so all u little jet whores could run free and point farm like crazy.
https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png
Esker
Member
+1|7163

=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:

Esker wrote:

I wish people wouldn't quote other peoples accuracy ratings...

It honestly means fuck all. Ever heard of covering fire? Ever fired a rifle in the air simply because you were bored shitless?

I know I have, I used to shoot the shotgun in the air a hell of a lot and I now have a very piss poor accuracy rating to prove it.
I realise this.. I'm  a victim of this.
The whole reason I was picking on the guy with 15% accuracy is because of how serious he was being in a complete joke thread.
I know, that was really meant for Mr serious in all fairness but I suppose I got 2 birds with 1 stone.

Just looked at your stats... and damn man how can you not have been banned from a server server at least once?
=[4th]=SlayThem
Destroy Noob Cannons
+96|7269

Cbass wrote:

Typical jet whore attitude (i think im better then u kuz i fly jets) gimme a break.

and ur sig is rediculous, if EA/DICE handed the game to the talentless they would of took out the Stinger turrents/Linebacker/Tanguska so all u little jet whores could run free and point farm like crazy.
Typical idiot attitude (i tink eyem beder dan joo kuz i am an infintree persun) Give me a break.
=[4th]=SlayThem
Destroy Noob Cannons
+96|7269

Esker wrote:

=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:

Esker wrote:

I wish people wouldn't quote other peoples accuracy ratings...

It honestly means fuck all. Ever heard of covering fire? Ever fired a rifle in the air simply because you were bored shitless?

I know I have, I used to shoot the shotgun in the air a hell of a lot and I now have a very piss poor accuracy rating to prove it.
I realise this.. I'm  a victim of this.
The whole reason I was picking on the guy with 15% accuracy is because of how serious he was being in a complete joke thread.
I know, that was really meant for Mr serious in all fairness but I suppose I got 2 birds with 1 stone.

Just looked at your stats... and damn man how can you not have been banned from a server server at least once?
uhhh... I don't know?
maef
Member
+67|7119|Tulln, Austria

[KaD]Maxl.Mantis wrote:

AHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
U SUCK AND YOUR NOOBY STATS SUCK TOO
U ARE ONE OF THOSE HATERS U SUCK IN BF2

i have less playtime than u and more score so shut up and show some infantry skill u asswhore BF2 is a game not a war

but u asswhore "slaythem" are american arent u ?
FUCK AMERICA GOODBYE AMERICA
Punctuation, man... punctuation
Cbass
Kick His Ass!
+371|7130|Howell, Mi USA
Nice comeback dude  blah blah blah

infantry does more work then pilots  y do u think my k/d ratio is 1.29 kuz i get my kills and go my job but i take my punches as well.
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Esker
Member
+1|7163
Omfg Teh Gremmar Nazis Will Pwn You For Teh Crapy Spellin And Puncution.

Omg Dude Lean How To Spells Ffs...

Bah that looked better when it was in full caps =/

Last edited by Esker (2006-02-17 06:46:40)

=[4th]=SlayThem
Destroy Noob Cannons
+96|7269

Cbass wrote:

Nice comeback dude  blah blah blah

infantry does more work then pilots  y do u think my k/d ratio is 1.29 kuz i get my kills and go my job but i take my punches as well.
How do you figure? If you ask me, I think it's pretty even.
Jets defend flags, keep air units from destroying you ground pounders, Jets destroy ground units, clears the way for a group of infantry so they can camp the flag.
Infantry kill ground units, defend flags(inefficiently), cap flags... hmmm... Not much more, really.
Seems like Jets come out on top.
Because you die a lot, proves that you aren't helping your team all that much, actually. You dying means your team is losing a ticket(everytime that you "shed your blood". If a jet is in the air the whole time and has no deaths, and 30 kills, there is 30 less tickets that the enemy has and 0 tickets that your team has lost.
b0ned0me
Member
+0|7206

=[4th]=SlayThem wrote:

Is that what you want to hear?
All we want to hear is that when you use your plane to fuck us in the ass all day long you'll at least have the goddamn common deceny to give us a reach-around.  Is that too much to ask?
Cbass
Kick His Ass!
+371|7130|Howell, Mi USA
ineffective huh? i have 4000+ flag caps >1800 cap assist and 1000+ defend flags id say thats pretty effective. maybe in a perfact world jets would help ground troops. usually a pilot goes for the target of opertunity rather then help ground troops, i see that more often.  yea u can drop bombs on troops trying for a flag but they just come right back.

us ground pounders have to cap the flags to win the game. it doesn't matter how many times u kill an enemy, if they control more flags we lose.
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