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the article for those of you who are to lazy to click the link

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

Last edited by blademaster (2008-02-28 11:58:38)

Condoleeza Rice is going to get infected and come back to the States with a hunger for brains.

its..finally happened.

thank god i bought this pallet of SPAM...

Fuuuuuuck.


Well, luckily, it's only for two hours. But what does it mean "extremely violent ways"? When you come back, do you hunger for brains?

CrazeD wrote:

Let's hope the military has watched the Resident evil series, so they know how to react properly.

Or mebbe read World War Z, and they'll decide to do something like the Redeker Plan.

Note: Read World War Z to survive the coming apocalypse.

wtf is this for serial

Man that news post is 3 years old, that should be enough time for the cambodians to have weaponized the stuff right? Or at least sell it to the Umbrella Corp. so they can do it and accidently infect whole cities with it.

EDIT:

mikeyb118 wrote:

Fools!!

Damn it would have been fun, I just bought the umbrellacorp domain space and everything

Last edited by Aries_37 (2008-02-28 12:14:15)

"Last Updated: Friday, 1 April, 2005, 17:00 GMT 18:00 UK"

tbh

I knew it was fake.

1) Look at the link for first...

2) It say's "South Asia" - Cambodia isn't in the region of South Asia anyway...

3) Even though it says South Asia, for some reason the Middle East is highlighted on the Link/Map thing on the left.

All round un-diluted fail.

That's so gutting that it's fake, I had everything planned for a Zombie Apocalypse too.

Ty wrote:

That's so gutting that it's fake, I had everything planned for a Zombie Apocalypse too.

Am i the only one that have nothing prepared against zombie attack?

Well, anyway, i don't have to worry! Zombie wont come get me...too cold round here.

daddyofdeath wrote:

Ty wrote:

That's so gutting that it's fake, I had everything planned for a Zombie Apocalypse too.

Like what......hand them a knife and fork and say 'tuck in fuckers, I hope you choke on me'!

Mate - I have a whole island fortress set up in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse - Somes Island. It's within easy Kayak distance, (although I can steal a nice boat easially from the Marina near my house,) and used to be a prison camp for spies and possible spies during the second world war. It has bunkers, storage facilities, a few houses and a lot of land which one can use for agriculture. There's also a lot of edible seafood around there too. Mate, I am so ready for the Zombie Apocalypse I say BRING IT ON!