Anyone Here Ever Been Burgled?

2008-02-29 07:47:37

#1

Braddock: Agitator; +916|6718|Éire

Well here's a few nice stories for ye!

A 21-year-old man was arrested today in connection with an aggravated burglary which saw a couple bravely fight off their armed attackers.

Man stabbed after Dublin burglary

I was burgled couple of months ago and I can tell you it's not nice. They left blood marks all over the place from an injury they sustained on entry and went through every drawer in the house. I love hearing stories about scumbag burglars getting caught and/or injured. With a bit of luck the idiots injured in the above cases might die from their injuries, society has no use for people like that, fuck them!

2008-02-29 07:48:45

#2

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6535|Birmingham, UK

I was burgled one time in my holiday.

They took the TV, the car and then burnt it, um, the radios and a couple of buscuits (i mean it, there were 2 in the tin when we left and then there was nothing)

Last edited by Bf2-GeneralArnott (2008-02-29 07:53:21)

2008-02-29 07:50:29

#3

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7049|London, England

Long long time ago in my old house. They took my playstation

Cunts. My new house has all the fancy windows/doors so it's practically a fucking safe. My old house didn't even have double glazing and the back door was something akin to a door on a texas outhouse

2008-02-29 07:50:44

#4

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|6993|Area 51

I lost my iPod at a hotel resort once, and nobody returned it to the lost and found, does that count as being burgled?

2008-02-29 07:51:43

#5

jord: Member; +2,382|7106|The North, beyond the wall.

Someone tried to steal my phone off me if that counts. I was 16 and he about 21. I didn't know him and it was a very quiet street with nobody around and I had no alcohol in my system. I was so close to throwing my phone against the floor and saying "There! No noone can have it"...

Prick immigrant.

2008-02-29 07:53:28

#6

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6954|Milkystania, yurop

Somebody tried to get in through the letter box they had managed to stick their hand in it and i just kicked it on their hand painful yes

2008-02-29 07:54:56

#7

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6954|Milkystania, yurop

jord wrote:
Someone tried to steal my phone off me if that counts. I was 16 and he about 21. I didn't know him and it was a very quiet street with nobody around and I had no alcohol in my system. I was so close to throwing my phone against the floor and saying "There! No noone can have it"...

Prick immigrant.

I just wanted to have something that had been close to you, you know so i could fap and cry

2008-02-29 07:55:01

#8

madmurre: I suspect something is amiss; +117|7138|Sweden

Magpie wrote:
Somebody tried to get in through the letter box they had managed to stick their hand in it and i just kicked it on their hand painful yes

Poor postman

2008-02-29 07:55:45

#9

jord: Member; +2,382|7106|The North, beyond the wall.

Magpie wrote:
jord wrote:
Someone tried to steal my phone off me if that counts. I was 16 and he about 21. I didn't know him and it was a very quiet street with nobody around and I had no alcohol in my system. I was so close to throwing my phone against the floor and saying "There! No noone can have it"...

Prick immigrant.
I just wanted to have something that had been close to you, you know so i could fap and cry

What?

2008-02-29 07:55:51

#10

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6822|The Gem Saloon

ive been mugged and burgled.
car and house broken into, mugged in washington DC.

thats just karma though, cause i did my fair share when i was a kid.

2008-02-29 08:00:06

#11

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7049|London, England

I've only been mugged once, that was when I was about 14. They only managed to get like £2 though, and there was like 15 of them and 3 of us. Fucking pricks.

Then I've had loads of times when people try to act hard and loads of times when I've just told people to fuck off etc.. it's gettin more dangerous now though, cos every other person has a fucking knife or worse.

One thing you do is never look/act scared if you see "suspicious" people. Don't cross the street and do shit like that. I dunno, last time some chavs tried to start on me. I ended up just having a laugh with them and chatting about random shit. That was an odd one...

2008-02-29 08:06:40

#12

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6822|The Gem Saloon

i was about 16, alone in DC at about 11 pm.
i walked out of the hotel room, and proceeded to start packing batties as i walked down the sidewalk.

next thing i knew, i was slumped up against this wall, there was blood all over my shirt, and my cell phone was gone.
this is where it gets good......
you know how you feel right after you have been knocked clean the fuck out?
ya, so i got up and just kinda started wandering....i knew i should go back to the hotel, but i just didnt.
this cop pulls up on one of the streets im about to cross, and asks me if im OK. \
i told her what i knew....i just woke up without my cellphone, and my face hurt like fuck.
so she tells me to get in the car.....as im getting in, i notice the dog in her backseat.......and i have a bag of chronic in my pocket (stupid fuck didnt take that).....so what do i do?
in my knocked out daze, i decide to run....the cops car door is wide open, and i just turn around and book.
i ran out of energy pretty quickly, so she caught up with me in about two minutes....i talked her into believing i ran cause i didnt know what was going on, and i threw my bag anyway, so fuck it.

man, i really dislike D.C. lol.

2008-02-29 08:08:01

#13

Braddock: Agitator; +916|6718|Éire

jord wrote:
Someone tried to steal my phone off me if that counts. I was 16 and he about 21. I didn't know him and it was a very quiet street with nobody around and I had no alcohol in my system. I was so close to throwing my phone against the floor and saying "There! No noone can have it"...

Prick immigrant.

I was mugged for my phone once at around 3pm in the day on Aungier Street, which is pretty much in the busy Dublin city centre. For a split second after the guy initially smacked me in the head I was thinking 'Okay, go and get the police and tell them what happened' then after the initial shock wore off I realised the cops would do fuck all and my phone would be gone so i chased the guy and beat the fucking head off him until he gave me the phone back ...his mate, who was supposedly his 'back-up', pissed his pants and ran off leaving his mate to fend for himself!

I fucking hate scumbags and relish any opportunity to smash their faces in.

2008-02-29 08:10:30

#14

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6996|Mountains of NC

we've been burglarized a few times at night .... then we started to hang out there on random nights, that ended

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2008-02-29 08:10:59

#15

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6822|The Gem Saloon

SEREMAKER wrote:
we've been burglarized a few times at night .... then we started to hang out there on random nights, that ended

the store?

2008-02-29 08:12:21

#16

justice: OctoPoster; +978|7169|OctoLand

Nope.

*touches wood*

I know fucking karate

2008-02-29 08:12:48

#17

jord: Member; +2,382|7106|The North, beyond the wall.

Braddock wrote:
jord wrote:
Someone tried to steal my phone off me if that counts. I was 16 and he about 21. I didn't know him and it was a very quiet street with nobody around and I had no alcohol in my system. I was so close to throwing my phone against the floor and saying "There! No noone can have it"...

Prick immigrant.
I was mugged for my phone once at around 3pm in the day on Aungier Street, which is pretty much in the busy Dublin city centre. For a split second after the guy initially smacked me in the head I was thinking 'Okay, go and get the police and tell them what happened' then after the initial shock wore off I realised the cops would do fuck all and my phone would be gone so i chased the guy and beat the fucking head off him until he gave me the phone back ...his mate, who was supposedly his 'back-up', pissed his pants and ran off leaving his mate to fend for himself!

I fucking hate scumbags and relish any opportunity to smash their faces in.

I was in what's known as a "Muslim area" so if he did manage to get it off me and run away and I chased I'd run into about 20 of them. My Dad did the same with his mate and they ran into a house with 20 of them lol.

Thing is I read in the paper the next week a 7 year old girl had her fingers broke because she wouldn't give him the phone. He still got it though. I've got a good mind to get some mates and just sit across the road that notorious for it and as soon as he pops up break his face in.

2008-02-29 08:13:17

#18

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6989|Southampton, UK

Bro got mugged in Oxford.
Ask him bout it. mmk?

2008-02-29 08:14:49

#19

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6996|Mountains of NC

Parker wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
we've been burglarized a few times at night .... then we started to hang out there on random nights, that ended
the store?

yeah ..... ppl would be stupid to try it at our house, with all the guns we own

2008-02-29 08:17:53

#20

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7077

MMmm well twiceish I guess..

1st time:

Some kids broke into my summer house in Norway and decided to spray the fire extinguisher all over the place as well as chucking darts and eggs on all the walls. Didn't steal anything but vandelised the hell out of the place to the extent to where we had to pay a fair penny to buy a new custom length sofa (expensive as balls)..Funny thing was that they'd been around the neighbourhood doing the exact same thing to the other houses. They broke into the king's summer house which is about 10mins from mine and chucked his furniture in the pool..stupid kids tbh.

2nd time: About a week ago I got to my place in France which is pretty high up in the mountains, cold and has no central heating. To heat the house we have this sexy ass fire place but it also consumes wood like crazy. We had a fuck load of fire wood stacked at various points around the house and property and turned out some bastards went and stole all of it for their winter endeavours..We spent about 4 hours cutting more wood with the chainsaw at about 01:00 in the morning just to get the house warm. It's pretty big so it took for fucking ages.

2008-02-29 08:58:01

#21

IRONCHEF: Member; +385|6919|Northern California

Last February our home was burgled while the wife was out picking up our daughter from kindergarten. Loot stolen was digital camera, digital cam corder (wither birth video on it of last child), modded xbox with lots of good games on it, tool box, and one of our blue clothes hampers. They didn't take any corresponding cables, chargers, or any of the stack of credit cards or my gold wedding ring on the desk where the cameras were. But they did take a steak knife out of the knife holder in the kitchen and left it in our bedroom where they ransacked our bedroom looking for goodies.

2008-02-29 08:59:20

#22

jord: Member; +2,382|7106|The North, beyond the wall.

IRONCHEF wrote:
gold wedding ring on the desk where the cameras were

Honourable criminals?

2008-02-29 09:00:44

#23

Brasso: member; +1,549|7058

My family was robbed several years ago. They took our laundry basket to steal our shit.

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2008-02-29 09:07:09

#24

IRONCHEF: Member; +385|6919|Northern California

jord wrote:
IRONCHEF wrote:
gold wedding ring on the desk where the cameras were
Honourable criminals?

Junkies only taking things of easy exchange value...or so said the cop who easily profiled the burglars. Actually, my wedding ring was in my brief case and in the brief case (which was my dads, so it's old and only holds pictures and momentos) was my dad's marshall's badge and 6 .38spc bullets from his duty revolver. Maybe they thought they were treading thin ice at that point and just left the ring on the desk and the brief case wide open on the chair with nothing missing.

2008-02-29 09:10:48

#25

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6989|Southampton, UK

Some good stories here guys (well, not good).

BF2S Forums Anyone Here Ever Been Burgled?

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