1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7155|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

!

Mine was bacon, fried egg, salad and mayonaise.
Fried egg with mayo jesus noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mayonaise is the second best white fluid I ever had in my mouth....







...I'm not gay
Salad Cream
lady Cream
Toothpaste


Please explain Im intrigu, I'm intrieg,  ahh fuck it I can't even get half the word right for spell check to finish off.

Please explain more as Im curious.
chittydog
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{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

mint-sauce-41 wrote:


You. Fucking. What?
Maybe it's a contraction of SCARed and trofFED, you jump out on a pig and then eat it...

...or maybe he just put a scarf on it.
Maybe he meant to say "scoffed"?
"Scarfed" is American slang for "ate quickly", it's a synonym of "gobbled".
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7102|London, England

1927 wrote:

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

{uscm}Jyden wrote:


Fried egg with mayo jesus noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mayonaise is the second best white fluid I ever had in my mouth....







...I'm not gay
Salad Cream
lady Cream
Toothpaste


Please explain Im intrigu, I'm intrieg,  ahh fuck it I can't even get half the word right for spell check to finish off.

Please explain more as Im curious.
Milk?

Heinz Salad Cream > Mayo
jord
Member
+2,382|7159|The North, beyond the wall.
It's gonna be Milk. The fluid that's best...


Am I rite>
Ninja_Kid2002
Member
+119|6748|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

1927 wrote:

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

Fried egg with mayo jesus noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mayonaise is the second best white fluid I ever had in my mouth....







...I'm not gay
Salad Cream
lady Cream
Toothpaste


Please explain Im intrigu, I'm intrieg,  ahh fuck it I can't even get half the word right for spell check to finish off.

Please explain more as Im curious.
Breast milk...It's just not as good in a bacon sandwhich!

chittydog wrote:

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:


Maybe it's a contraction of SCARed and trofFED, you jump out on a pig and then eat it...

...or maybe he just put a scarf on it.
Maybe he meant to say "scoffed"?
"Scarfed" is American slang for "ate quickly", it's a synonym of "gobbled".
Can a woman "scarf" a cock then?

Last edited by Ninja_Kid2002 (2008-02-29 08:16:12)

steelie34
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chittydog wrote:

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:


Maybe it's a contraction of SCARed and trofFED, you jump out on a pig and then eat it...

...or maybe he just put a scarf on it.
Maybe he meant to say "scoffed"?
"Scarfed" is American slang for "ate quickly", it's a synonym of "gobbled".
also "wolfed" is sometimes used.  english ftw!
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*Goes buying bacon and bread*
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chittydog
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1927 wrote:

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

{uscm}Jyden wrote:


Fried egg with mayo jesus noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mayonaise is the second best white fluid I ever had in my mouth....







...I'm not gay
Salad Cream
lady Cream
Toothpaste


Please explain Im intrigu, I'm intrieg,  ahh fuck it I can't even get half the word right for spell check to finish off.

Please explain more as Im curious.
Surely the first best white fluid is the almighty ranch dressing.
jord
Member
+2,382|7159|The North, beyond the wall.
I still think they should issue 5.56Bacon rounds for operations in Iraq an Afghanistan. Then they won't fight back...
Ninja_Kid2002
Member
+119|6748|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

chittydog wrote:

1927 wrote:

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:


Mayonaise is the second best white fluid I ever had in my mouth....







...I'm not gay
Salad Cream
lady Cream
Toothpaste


Please explain Im intrigu, I'm intrieg,  ahh fuck it I can't even get half the word right for spell check to finish off.

Please explain more as Im curious.
Surely the first best white fluid is the almighty ranch dressing.
No, I just remembered. The white fluid heirachy (excuse me if I miss any)

Cardini's Caesar Salad Dressing > Other Caesar Salad Dressing > Milk > Mayonaise > Ranch Dressing > Salad Cream > Lady Jizz > Man Jizz
jord
Member
+2,382|7159|The North, beyond the wall.

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

chittydog wrote:

1927 wrote:


Salad Cream
lady Cream
Toothpaste


Please explain Im intrigu, I'm intrieg,  ahh fuck it I can't even get half the word right for spell check to finish off.

Please explain more as Im curious.
Surely the first best white fluid is the almighty ranch dressing.
No, I just remembered. The white fluid heirachy (excuse me if I miss any)

Cardini's Caesar Salad Dressing > Other Caesar Salad Dressing > Milk > Mayonaise > Ranch Dressing > Salad Cream > Lady Jizz > Man Jizz
...Animal Jizz > Bird shit
chittydog
less busy
+586|7316|Kubra, Damn it!

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

chittydog wrote:

1927 wrote:


Salad Cream
lady Cream
Toothpaste


Please explain Im intrigu, I'm intrieg,  ahh fuck it I can't even get half the word right for spell check to finish off.

Please explain more as Im curious.
Surely the first best white fluid is the almighty ranch dressing.
No, I just remembered. The white fluid heirachy (excuse me if I miss any)

Cardini's Caesar Salad Dressing > Other Caesar Salad Dressing > Milk > Mayonaise > Ranch Dressing > Salad Cream > Lady Jizz > Man Jizz
Wow, ranch is so low on your list. You sure you really live in TN?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7155|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I love Fridays - speshuly at bf2s, Karma all round I think
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|7160|In You Endo- Stoke
Yes karma all round... i think i'll run out though.

So ninja is the egg runny? or hard? i just can't fathom mayo with a runny fried egg.
It sends shivers down my spine!
henno13
A generally unremarkable member
+230|6830|Belfast
back bacon FTW!
Ninja_Kid2002
Member
+119|6748|Floodsville, TN, (UK really)

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

Yes karma all round... i think i'll run out though.

So ninja is the egg runny? or hard? i just can't fathom mayo with a runny fried egg.
It sends shivers down my spine!
Mayo is the binder, it holds the salad to the bread. The egg was cooked runny, but was hard by the time I came to eat it.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7155|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

Yes karma all round... i think i'll run out though.

So ninja is the egg runny? or hard? i just can't fathom mayo with a runny fried egg.
It sends shivers down my spine!
I wish people would stop repeating what the young man said about Mayo n Egg, he is obviously a troubled soul and needs to confront his demons.  The shivers wouldn't end at the end of your spine if you did eat that shit mind, you'd be like an alsation with the runs.

Jyden mate, can I use the word "Fathom" this weekend? If so shall I report back on Monday in a way that I did use it.  I feel educated.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7127|Poundland
MIght try some of these recipes later.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7155|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

bennisboy wrote:

MIght try some of these recipes later.
Bacon IMO is best in the morning when cooked by a leggy blonde.
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6753

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

!

Mine was bacon, fried egg, salad and mayonaise.
Fried egg with mayo jesus noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mayonaise is the second best white fluid I ever had in my mouth....







...I'm not gay
+1
jord
Member
+2,382|7159|The North, beyond the wall.

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

Yes karma all round... i think i'll run out though.

So ninja is the egg runny? or hard? i just can't fathom mayo with a runny fried egg.
It sends shivers down my spine!
My mate used to have every sauce under the sun all mixed together. Gravy, BBQ, Ketchup, Brown sauce all in one meal.


I couldn't FATHOM it tbh...

Last edited by jord (2008-02-29 08:45:27)

..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|7131

Mek-Izzle wrote:

I hate bacon/pig in anything but a good hotdog
WTF!!
GTFO!!!
FFS!!!

bacon??!!!! Jesus maria christus, it's the most delicious nutritious substance ever to rock my world.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6971|Gogledd Cymru

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

Mek-Izzle wrote:

I hate bacon/pig in anything but a good hotdog
WTF!!
GTFO!!!
FFS!!!

bacon??!!!! Jesus maria christus, it's the most delicious nutritious substance ever to rock my world.
Yeah mek, learn2eatpig ya muslim.
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|7160|In You Endo- Stoke

jord wrote:

My mate used to have every sauce under the sun all mixed together. Gravy, BBQ, Ketchup, Brown sauce all in one meal.


I couldn't FATHOM it tbh...
Fathom ftw!
..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|7131

{uscm}Jyden wrote:

jord wrote:

My mate used to have every sauce under the sun all mixed together. Gravy, BBQ, Ketchup, Brown sauce all in one meal.


I couldn't FATHOM it tbh...
Fathom ftw!
Truly awesome word.

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