It is so awesome It's unfathomable?..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Truly awesome word.{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Fathom ftw!jord wrote:
My mate used to have every sauce under the sun all mixed together. Gravy, BBQ, Ketchup, Brown sauce all in one meal.
I couldn't FATHOM it tbh...
*runs to fridge*KILLSWITCH wrote:
Get to that fridge, you know you want to. The bacon is calling.Bull3t wrote:
Oh dude please stop your making me fucking hungry!
I'm having some bacon shortly! I like mine fried!
Tonight's menu:
Let the feast begin!Lots of bacon sandwiches
(Fried bacon + white bread + butter + ketchup + cheese)
6-pack Dr. Pepper 33cl
1 Battery energy drink
1L Raspberry juice
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I cannot fathom just how awesome it is..jord wrote:
It is so awesome It's unfathomable?..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Truly awesome word.{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Fathom ftw!
Bacon is a morning food really.
Bacon isnt bad for you, its the grease. Im a health freak and i have a bacon cooker that drips all the grease out thus making nice crispy dry bacon that isn't terrible for you health.KILLSWITCH wrote:
Right now I'm knocking up a couple of bacon sarnies for a late lunch. How do you like yours? Grilled, fried, smoked, unsmoked, red sauce, brown sauce?
Mine...
Two white buns, toasted, two rashers of grilled unsmoked bacon in each (must be nice and crispy), with just enough brown sauce to still let the flavour of the bacon come through, sometimes I have em with scrambled egg if I'm in the mood.
Show some love for the Bacon Sandwich.
15 more years! 15 more years!
Bacon is 24/7 food tbh.jord wrote:
Bacon is a morning food really.
QFT. I'll go fry some right now.....teddy..jimmy wrote:
Bacon is 24/7 food tbh.jord wrote:
Bacon is a morning food really.
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Its 24/7 365(this year)..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Bacon is 24/7 food tbh.jord wrote:
Bacon is a morning food really.
Unfanthomably awesome indeed...teddy..jimmy wrote:
I cannot fathom just how awesome it is..jord wrote:
It is so awesome It's unfathomable?..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Truly awesome word.
15 more years! 15 more years!
I said I like it in Hotdog yee wankstainsThe Sheriff wrote:
Yeah mek, learn2eatpig ya muslim...teddy..jimmy wrote:
WTF!!Mek-Izzle wrote:
I hate bacon/pig in anything but a good hotdog
GTFO!!!
FFS!!!
bacon??!!!! Jesus maria christus, it's the most delicious nutritious substance ever to rock my world.
The whole point is that there's 366 days this year.{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Its 24/7 365(this year)..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Bacon is 24/7 food tbh.jord wrote:
Bacon is a morning food really.
Unless you're saying you don't eat bacon on a leap day...I can't think why that might be.
Nope i'm just stupid,this is what you get when you ask a uni student how many days in a leap year.Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:
The whole point is that there's 366 days this year.{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Its 24/7 365(this year)..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Bacon is 24/7 food tbh.
Unless you're saying you don't eat bacon on a leap day...I can't think why that might be.
Twat.
"Jyden, Jyden" he says in an excited voice "I think I got it already mate, I didnt need till Monday to report back".1927 wrote:
I wish people would stop repeating what the young man said about Mayo n Egg, he is obviously a troubled soul and needs to confront his demons. The shivers wouldn't end at the end of your spine if you did eat that shit mind, you'd be like an alsation with the runs.{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Yes karma all round... i think i'll run out though.
So ninja is the egg runny? or hard? i just can't fathom mayo with a runny fried egg.
It sends shivers down my spine!
Jyden mate, can I use the word "Fathom" this weekend? If so shall I report back on Monday in a way that I did use it. I feel educated.
I just been upstairs right and the Mrs was knelt down in the bathroom shaving her never regions (never cos she never lets me get near the bloody thing) and was using a mirror to help.
I walked past the bathroom and the door was slightly ajar (go on check me out) and I looked in. The whole I saw looked like it was 12 Fathoms deep.
Does that count sir?
3/4 rasher's of smoked bacon in brown bread (not buttered) I cook it till it just cooked and still lean not crispy. mmmmmm
Fat!!!!!
Yep that is quality,i consider that a fathomnable(?) use of the word fathom.1927(h) wrote:
"Jyden, Jyden" he says in an excited voice "I think I got it already mate, I didnt need till Monday to report back".1927 wrote:
I wish people would stop repeating what the young man said about Mayo n Egg, he is obviously a troubled soul and needs to confront his demons. The shivers wouldn't end at the end of your spine if you did eat that shit mind, you'd be like an alsation with the runs.{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Yes karma all round... i think i'll run out though.
So ninja is the egg runny? or hard? i just can't fathom mayo with a runny fried egg.
It sends shivers down my spine!
Jyden mate, can I use the word "Fathom" this weekend? If so shall I report back on Monday in a way that I did use it. I feel educated.
I just been upstairs right and the Mrs was knelt down in the bathroom shaving her never regions (never cos she never lets me get near the bloody thing) and was using a mirror to help.
I walked past the bathroom and the door was slightly ajar (go on check me out) and I looked in. The whole I saw looked like it was 12 Fathoms deep.
Does that count sir?
I can't raise you on that I'm afraid however, when I was shopping for my Bacon, Cheese, Tom Sauce (short for tomato, don't get kinky), Baguettes and Red Onion my daughter was dragging her heels, I was dying to get in cook the pizza and crack open the cider so I said in my Dads best voice, "Come on love Skiddadle".{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Yep that is quality,i consider that a fathomnable(?) use of the word fathom.1927(h) wrote:
"Jyden, Jyden" he says in an excited voice "I think I got it already mate, I didnt need till Monday to report back".1927 wrote:
I wish people would stop repeating what the young man said about Mayo n Egg, he is obviously a troubled soul and needs to confront his demons. The shivers wouldn't end at the end of your spine if you did eat that shit mind, you'd be like an alsation with the runs.
Jyden mate, can I use the word "Fathom" this weekend? If so shall I report back on Monday in a way that I did use it. I feel educated.
I just been upstairs right and the Mrs was knelt down in the bathroom shaving her never regions (never cos she never lets me get near the bloody thing) and was using a mirror to help.
I walked past the bathroom and the door was slightly ajar (go on check me out) and I looked in. The whole I saw looked like it was 12 Fathoms deep.
Does that count sir?
Skiddadle - My gift to you all today, please feel free to use when trying to get someone to hurry the fuck up.
I'm sure i have used that in the last few days,always when talking to my daughter as its the easy way not to swear when she wandering off.1927(h) wrote:
I can't raise you on that I'm afraid however, when I was shopping for my Bacon, Cheese, Tom Sauce (short for tomato, don't get kinky), Baguettes and Red Onion my daughter was dragging her heels, I was dying to get in cook the pizza and crack open the cider so I said in my Dads best voice, "Come on love Skiddadle".
Skiddadle - My gift to you all today, please feel free to use when trying to get someone to hurry the fuck up.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … skiddaddle
skiddaddle
to get going; to move it; to go away quickly; to leave in a hurry;
"let's skiddaddle!"
"skiddaddle now!"
"Just a little hello before i skiddaddle on to work!"
We need to get our cv's into Channel 4 now so we can be the Dicshunry people on countdown with that Des Lyhnam and Carol Doberman.{uscm}Jyden wrote:
I'm sure i have used that in the last few days,always when talking to my daughter as its the easy way not to swear when she wandering off.1927(h) wrote:
I can't raise you on that I'm afraid however, when I was shopping for my Bacon, Cheese, Tom Sauce (short for tomato, don't get kinky), Baguettes and Red Onion my daughter was dragging her heels, I was dying to get in cook the pizza and crack open the cider so I said in my Dads best voice, "Come on love Skiddadle".
Skiddadle - My gift to you all today, please feel free to use when trying to get someone to hurry the fuck up.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skiddaddle
skiddaddle
to get going; to move it; to go away quickly; to leave in a hurry;
"let's skiddaddle!"
"skiddaddle now!"
"Just a little hello before i skiddaddle on to work!"
Picture it, one contestant comes up with a word with 3 D's. Diddy he says, they look at us for insperation.
"Oh yes, Diddy look it's in the book", they all expect us to say something like Rap Star and Gangster bad Boy P DIDDY but no I can use it in a betterway.
"I'll have 12 big mac's, 4 mc'chicken burgers, 6 Fries and sam facking Diddy Donughts" Wooop Wooop (as per Balls of Steel, Urban Cowboy".
We'd be class, I just know it.
This thread makes me so hungry that I could eat this whatever it is.
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Seriously... Bacon is heaven food... Chorizo is second to that.
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Seriously... Bacon is heaven food... Chorizo is second to that.
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And now to the commercial break, after that we return with 'Cooking with 1927'!1927 wrote:
Might be a bit late but try this.
CRISPY BACON and MELTED CHEESE BAGUETTES
Pack of Bacon
Part baked Baguettes
Cheddar Cheese
Cucumber or Cress
Tomato Sauce (or whatever you wish)
Turn the oven on low
Fry or grate the bacon until the fat has gone crispy
As the Bacon cooks grate the cheese into a microwavable bowl (not going to use saucepan on hob as it may become a bitch to clean)
Put the Baguettes in the oven with about 5 mins to go until Bacon is cooked (supermarkets sell these in a clear wrapper)
Grate the cheese, place in a microwavable dish then microwave for 1 min
Slice the cucumber or trim cress with scissors
Remove the baguettes as they are nearly cooked now, the bacon has gone crispy
Open the baguettes up with a sharp bread knife you you get a perfect cut.
Give the cheese another 30 seconds on full power which will melt it into a gooey liquid.
Put Bacon into Baguettes, slide the cucumber between bread and bacon
Remove cheese and pour along the length of the baguette so it sinks
Put tomatoe/brown sauce ontop and if you chose Cress sprinkle this ontop.
My mates love Saturday mornings round my house before we go out and play our sport.
I recommend Coca Cola with it as if you been on the lash the night before your mouth already feels dry and this will dry it out even more and the bubbles will feel like a life saver.
Im getting all of the above tonight on the way home from the supermarket ready for tomorrow morning. You can add sausages but leave the cheese out.
IT WILL FUCKING DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!
Last edited by N00bkilla55404 (2008-02-29 13:25:14)
Bacon owns all. Anything with bacon is probably good.