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Discusshttp://encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/index.php/Goth wrote:
Goth kids were invented sometime before 1975. Generally, they are either obese or lack adequate interpersonal skills. For these reasons, normal people begin to hate them in or around the fifth grade. Goth kids try to create dynamic personas by wearing chains, temporary tatoos, fishnet stockings/shirts, and sharply contrasting cosmetics. The idea here is that normal people will no longer think to themselves, "Wow! what a fatass!" or "Wow! What a fucktard!" but will instead say, "Wow! That fatass/fucktard is really intimidating!"
However, adopting a "goth" sense of style is no guarantee that others will begin to fear you. Normal peoples' internal responses to goth kids usually remain unchanged even after said goth kids invest $300 in black clothing, black cosmetics, and 40 lbs. of chains and handcuffs.
They are often confused with emo kids because both cry a lot, and as ass wipes
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of bullets whizzing past and hitting the near by warrior fighting vehicle, now upside down after being hit by 6
RPG's at once. This was my 4th tour of Iraq, and either way, it was going to be my last. Be it by my death or by my resignation
papers. I fired off a few double taps before calling in for air support. An American A10 was nearby and fired on the insurgents
scattering their forces. A torso was tossed 50 feet in the air and landed beside me, only this wasn't the usual insurgent-wear, it
had what seemed to be Russian writing on it. Then suddenly I remembered that Ex Spetz Russian soldiers wear training the local
militia and now they must be fighting for them. This was sure to be the most awesome firefight in the history of the World
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