blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7126
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2008/03/03/nhoover103.jpg

The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen.A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose".

According to the Sun, the contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices.

The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland".

Henry Hoover is described on a cleaning website as "famous for its looks, but under its fascia lies a powerful, reliable vacuum cleaner ready to go time and time again."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh … ver103.xml
GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|6413|CA
Tonight....You.  (Points to the toaster)
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6926|The Land of Scott Walker
Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|7023|Texas - Bigger than France
pics or it didn't happen...

...wait a minute, scratch that.
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6934|The Twilight Zone
lulz don't Pols have hookers?
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Mitch
16 more years
+877|7006|South Florida
God damn, how could that even feel good?? ffs its not the actual sucking its the wet sliding that feels good imo.
15 more years! 15 more years!
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6704|Escea

Mitch wrote:

God damn, how could that even feel good?? ffs its not the actual sucking its the wet sliding that feels good imo.
Back to the hollowed out cucumber eh?

j/k
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6934|The Twilight Zone
He should have said that the Hoover attacked him and started sucking his clock
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ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7130

Mitch wrote:

God damn, how could that even feel good?? ffs its not the actual sucking its the wet sliding that feels good imo.
That wins post of the day just for the use of wet sliding!
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7126

.Sup wrote:

He should have said that the Hoover attacked him and started sucking his clock
lolz yea he came up with an lame excuse
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6920|Brisbane, Australia

Mitch wrote:

God damn, how could that even feel good?? ffs its not the actual sucking its the wet sliding that feels good imo.
rofl, quote of the day.
https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png
Cyrax-Sektor
Official Battlefield fanboy
+240|6629|San Antonio, Texas
This is totally Snopes material. Urban legend . . . true!
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6926|The Land of Scott Walker

Mitch wrote:

... ffs its not the actual sucking its the wet sliding that feels good imo.
Hmmm I like both.  In that order, too.
Smithereener
Member
+138|6797|California
"No boss, I was just doing my work, and somehow I got sucked into it!"

or later on - "Yeah, that job sucked."

/lame

But seriously, if I was in that situation, I wouldn't know whether to be amused or disturbed. Probably the latter though.
CoconutBlitz
I've had the diarrheas since Easters
+145|7070|California U.S.A

Mitch wrote:

God damn, how could that even feel good?? ffs its not the actual sucking its the wet sliding that feels good imo.
The powered carpet cleaning attachment with the rotating brushes hurts like a bastard... er, I mean so I heard.

 


yeah that's the ticket
Cyrax-Sektor
Official Battlefield fanboy
+240|6629|San Antonio, Texas

CoconutBlitz wrote:

Mitch wrote:

God damn, how could that even feel good?? ffs its not the actual sucking its the wet sliding that feels good imo.
The powered carpet cleaning attachment with the rotating brushes hurts like a bastard... er, I mean so I heard.

 


yeah that's the ticket
Close shave save

Last edited by Cyrax-Sektor (2008-03-03 19:55:38)

David.P
Banned
+649|6755

.Sup wrote:

lulz don't Pols have hookers?
We do except well they're not really hookers if they expect to live with you after.
Deadmonkiefart
Floccinaucinihilipilificator
+177|7187
"And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs."
Ouch...?
CoconutBlitz
I've had the diarrheas since Easters
+145|7070|California U.S.A

Cyrax-Sektor wrote:

CoconutBlitz wrote:

Mitch wrote:

God damn, how could that even feel good?? ffs its not the actual sucking its the wet sliding that feels good imo.
The powered carpet cleaning attachment with the rotating brushes hurts like a bastard... er, I mean so I heard.

 


yeah that's the ticket
Close shave save
And it's still a little cleaner than Lindsay Lohan.
aj0404
It'll just be our little secret
+298|6830|Iowa...

Deadmonkiefart wrote:

"And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs."
Ouch...?
his junk must be made of steel.
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6920|Brisbane, Australia

aj0404 wrote:

Deadmonkiefart wrote:

"And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs."
Ouch...?
his junk must be made of steel.
I GOT BALLS OF STEEL
https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|7000|Adelaide, South Australia

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:

aj0404 wrote:

Deadmonkiefart wrote:

"And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs."
Ouch...?
his junk must be made of steel.
I GOT BALLS OF STEEL
https://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/Nachtefuchs/1204276862164.jpg
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6920|Brisbane, Australia

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:

aj0404 wrote:


his junk must be made of steel.
I GOT BALLS OF STEEL
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/N … 862164.jpg
At least I can spell the name of our country correct.
https://bf3s.com/sigs/5e6a35c97adb20771c7b713312c0307c23a7a36a.png
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7126

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:


I GOT BALLS OF STEEL
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/N … 862164.jpg
At least I can spell the name of our country correct.
ouch low blow lolz
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|7000|Adelaide, South Australia

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:

TimmmmaaaaH wrote:


I GOT BALLS OF STEEL
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/N … 862164.jpg
At least I can spell the name of our country correct.
Wait, wut? It is correct

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