Sitting too long is known to be a cause of hemmorhoids. Along with pushing too hard and trying to rush bowl movements. So just assuming that sitting for very long periods of time is the cause ... can you imagine the amount of Preparation H that people from Anonymous go through ... daily?!
hemmorhoids are hell. try sitting through a graduation ceremony with them....
Hate to spoil your joke, but the above are all myths.CapnNismo wrote:
Sitting too long is known to be a cause of hemmorhoids. Along with pushing too hard and trying to rush bowl movements.
Actually, it's not a myth. Hemmorhoids are caused by pressure in the veins around the anal sphincter. Pushing too hard, anal sex, and sitting very long on an uncushioned surface (or very lightly cushioned) does cause them.
A sign of hemorrhoids is when you shit blood right? Because every now and then I have really bloody shits... but I think it depends more on what I eat, and not so much shitting.
^ Also, thanks for that link. I don't think it's a serious issue in my case, but it does scare the hell out of my when I go to flush and I see the water is all pink and there are bits of blood floating around as well as little packets of it in my shit. Oh yeah and then there's the disturbing part of wiping only to find that it looks like a kleenex after a bloody nose
EDIT: And after looking at what causes them, I do none of those. I don't strain to crap, I'm not constipated, I'm definitely not pregnant, and I certainly don't have anal sex.
Also, my apologies to everyone for this gross post
^ Also, thanks for that link. I don't think it's a serious issue in my case, but it does scare the hell out of my when I go to flush and I see the water is all pink and there are bits of blood floating around as well as little packets of it in my shit. Oh yeah and then there's the disturbing part of wiping only to find that it looks like a kleenex after a bloody nose
EDIT: And after looking at what causes them, I do none of those. I don't strain to crap, I'm not constipated, I'm definitely not pregnant, and I certainly don't have anal sex.
Also, my apologies to everyone for this gross post
Last edited by mtb0minime (2008-03-04 01:02:50)
You're excused.mtb0minime wrote:
Also, my apologies to everyone for this gross post
I used to have a job where I had to do a lot of heavy lifting, and after a particularly rough day of work, I would typically have a bit of blood in the stool, too. If it persists, though, you should go and see a doctor. Mine was intermittent.
Go to the doctor, it could be something more serious.mtb0minime wrote:
A sign of hemorrhoids is when you shit blood right? Because every now and then I have really bloody shits... but I think it depends more on what I eat, and not so much shitting.
^ Also, thanks for that link. I don't think it's a serious issue in my case, but it does scare the hell out of my when I go to flush and I see the water is all pink and there are bits of blood floating around as well as little packets of it in my shit. Oh yeah and then there's the disturbing part of wiping only to find that it looks like a kleenex after a bloody nose
EDIT: And after looking at what causes them, I do none of those. I don't strain to crap, I'm not constipated, I'm definitely not pregnant, and I certainly don't have anal sex.
Also, my apologies to everyone for this gross post
I think I might, depending on when it comes back. I had bloody stool a week or so ago, but until then I hadn't had any for many months. Maybe my ass is just allergic to certain foods I know it comes from when I eat eggs and hashbrowns, but that doesn't mean that if I eat those foods it comes. I think it may have something to do with the cooking. Sometimes they'll undercook it, so that might be it.
Anyways, if this keeps happening, I'll definitely go to the doctor. Get an enema or something
Anyways, if this keeps happening, I'll definitely go to the doctor. Get an enema or something
^What he said...I'm Jamesey wrote:
Go to the doctor, it could be something more serious.mtb0minime wrote:
A sign of hemorrhoids is when you shit blood right? Because every now and then I have really bloody shits... but I think it depends more on what I eat, and not so much shitting.
^ Also, thanks for that link. I don't think it's a serious issue in my case, but it does scare the hell out of my when I go to flush and I see the water is all pink and there are bits of blood floating around as well as little packets of it in my shit. Oh yeah and then there's the disturbing part of wiping only to find that it looks like a kleenex after a bloody nose
EDIT: And after looking at what causes them, I do none of those. I don't strain to crap, I'm not constipated, I'm definitely not pregnant, and I certainly don't have anal sex.
Also, my apologies to everyone for this gross post
wait ... was there any point to this thread?
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Bowel cancer TBQF.mtb0minime wrote:
A sign of hemorrhoids is when you shit blood right? Because every now and then I have really bloody shits... but I think it depends more on what I eat, and not so much shitting.
^ Also, thanks for that link. I don't think it's a serious issue in my case, but it does scare the hell out of my when I go to flush and I see the water is all pink and there are bits of blood floating around as well as little packets of it in my shit. Oh yeah and then there's the disturbing part of wiping only to find that it looks like a kleenex after a bloody nose
EDIT: And after looking at what causes them, I do none of those. I don't strain to crap, I'm not constipated, I'm definitely not pregnant, and I certainly don't have anal sex.
Also, my apologies to everyone for this gross post
This topic is worthless without pics.
Unfortunately I don't have any giant zits filled with blood on my ass... but the next time I take a bloody shit do you want me to take a pic?cablecopulate wrote:
This topic is worthless without pics.
yesmtb0minime wrote:
Unfortunately I don't have any giant zits filled with blood on my ass... but the next time I take a bloody shit do you want me to take a pic?cablecopulate wrote:
This topic is worthless without pics.