A while back I was killed at Karkand, some guy who didnt kill me teabags me and empties a clip from his assault rifle into my dead corpse. I respawn only to find him prone in the alley next to hotel waiting for some unsuspected player. Yep I knifed him and tea-bagged him and finished with my trade mark love making move. (l lay prone over the body, head to head and slowly move up and down, so all the player see's is my head coming up and going down) Yes I know its disturbing but hella funny.
My best kills are taking out the enemy jets with the TV missiles on the choppers.
I've had about 100 kills., and yes.. they call me hacker, sometimes n00b... for some reason... n00b now means someone who pwn3s you.
I've had about 100 kills., and yes.. they call me hacker, sometimes n00b... for some reason... n00b now means someone who pwn3s you.
Every Claymore kill
After 4,220 kills I still laugh every time
After 4,220 kills I still laugh every time
c4 kills or gl kills
thats alot of kills, and you HATE every single one. Thats weird.chittydog wrote:
I hate 23,782 kills in BF2. It's kinda hard to recall any specific one.
easily amused.Spider1980 wrote:
Every Claymore kill
After 4,220 kills I still laugh every time
mine is killing someone with a parachute . thats freakin funny!!
Knifing the commander
Killing people when parachuting(by landing on them), only done it twice but I lol so hard when I do.
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killing snipers with the support crates and jumping arround obstacles, going left and right, disorient them and killing a whole squad, as i did a few minutes ago
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Getting 3 of a 5-man squad with my defib
eeheeheeheeheehee
And perhaps knifing a 3-man squad on the MEC side of the bridge at Karkand. Not one of them noticed they were dropping like flies.
eeheeheeheeheehee
And perhaps knifing a 3-man squad on the MEC side of the bridge at Karkand. Not one of them noticed they were dropping like flies.
was playing on wake as PLA engineer and was defending north village. out of no where 2 M1A1 tanks roll in
and immediately start to cap, so i decided to run around the building and throw all my mines on both tanks.
shortly...a AH-1Z appears and also hovers right above the M1A1s and helps to cap to and instead of capping
he touches the top of one M1A1 and detonates every single mine taking out both tanks and the chopper
ownage
and immediately start to cap, so i decided to run around the building and throw all my mines on both tanks.
shortly...a AH-1Z appears and also hovers right above the M1A1s and helps to cap to and instead of capping
he touches the top of one M1A1 and detonates every single mine taking out both tanks and the chopper
ownage
Oh, and lest I forget and forget to provide simminator his humiliating moment again:
Flying around Oman as co-pilot, with a pilot that actually lined me up for shots. I see Mr.Abrams waiting to get a LGM up his pipe, so I lock on. The moment I click the mouse to fire off the missile, a Cobra crosses path with my laser.
EEHEEEHEEEHEEHEEHEE
Flying around Oman as co-pilot, with a pilot that actually lined me up for shots. I see Mr.Abrams waiting to get a LGM up his pipe, so I lock on. The moment I click the mouse to fire off the missile, a Cobra crosses path with my laser.
EEHEEEHEEEHEEHEEHEE
Today, in Project Reality, I was Insurgent in Al Basrah. An entire squad inside a hut had a RP, and were healing up and re-arming. I'm aware of their position because of their little heads passing the many windows of the hut.
I approach, but lack any Molotov cocktails to give for their housewarming party. So two guys are on the RP itself, one medic healing another guy not even watching the medic's back, an officer and engineer watching the only door, a marksman getting his kit, and one guy camping with his SAW upstairs.
One by one, I take out the highest priority targets. The officer's round beret-donning melon is taken out, then the engineer crouching below the window I'm shooting through looks up to see me. Well, I was still trying to fire at the medic and the RP, so he got a few solid bullets in his face. Then the medic and the one being healed are clueless, they die soon. The marksman as good as useless, the non-existent threat is eliminated.
Thinking I killed the entire squad, I move in quickly to knife the RP. You can never be too safe. Then I hear SAW bullets, check the large map, and see I'm not with any allies nearby. I hide under the stairs after destroying the RP to ambush the man upstairs. He comes down, sees the damage, and moves to get the medic pack. Wise man he'd be, had he not accounted for the Insurgent that just wiped out his whole squad. Another one bites the dust.
Kills made in PR are satisfying. Killing an entire squad is
I approach, but lack any Molotov cocktails to give for their housewarming party. So two guys are on the RP itself, one medic healing another guy not even watching the medic's back, an officer and engineer watching the only door, a marksman getting his kit, and one guy camping with his SAW upstairs.
One by one, I take out the highest priority targets. The officer's round beret-donning melon is taken out, then the engineer crouching below the window I'm shooting through looks up to see me. Well, I was still trying to fire at the medic and the RP, so he got a few solid bullets in his face. Then the medic and the one being healed are clueless, they die soon. The marksman as good as useless, the non-existent threat is eliminated.
Thinking I killed the entire squad, I move in quickly to knife the RP. You can never be too safe. Then I hear SAW bullets, check the large map, and see I'm not with any allies nearby. I hide under the stairs after destroying the RP to ambush the man upstairs. He comes down, sees the damage, and moves to get the medic pack. Wise man he'd be, had he not accounted for the Insurgent that just wiped out his whole squad. Another one bites the dust.
Kills made in PR are satisfying. Killing an entire squad is
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Shock paddles ftmfw!
Unfortunately that other muppet spawned on his squadleader just as he died and I took the screenshot, so I got killed instead of nabbing a 4th victim
Unfortunately that other muppet spawned on his squadleader just as he died and I took the screenshot, so I got killed instead of nabbing a 4th victim
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When you get killed for oversized sigKorny09 wrote:
What was your favorite kill?
What type of kill makes you smile?
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mr anderson that was an unranked "practice server" right?
i like paddles too lol....
i like paddles too lol....
snipeing a medic with my M95.
Supply drop is my favorite kills.
Every time I smash someone I always say "SPLAT!" they never respond
2 kills with one box is my all time favorite, I accidentally delete the hosted image
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=82258
Every time I smash someone I always say "SPLAT!" they never respond
2 kills with one box is my all time favorite, I accidentally delete the hosted image
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=82258
Running someone over with the buggies.
-shooting a jet with a tank, which I've done twice.
-killing with smoke grenade launcher, which I've done 3 times
-killing with smoke grenade launcher, which I've done 3 times
Yes and Yes Those tank vs. Jet kills are fun. I think I have 3 or so. The killing someone with a grenade or smoke to head is fun as well.Deadmonkiefart wrote:
-shooting a jet with a tank, which I've done twice.
-killing with smoke grenade launcher, which I've done 3 times
My favorite was when this tank with a top gunner came rolling into North Village on Wake trying to cap it. I was a medic. I came up from the front of the tank (his turret was facing the rear) and jumped up on the top and knifed the gunner in the back of the head. I jumped off as he was typing hax. As I was jumping off, my own team tv missiled the tank and killed me too.
"The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation" - Barack Obama (a freshman senator from Illinios)
Nope.Schittloaf wrote:
mr anderson that was an unranked "practice server" right?
Anyone I've killed with the F35.
Also, I was on Op Clean in the attack chopper, aiming for the bumblebee when a Su bomber passes in front of my TV missile completely perpendicular to it, +4.
Also, I was on Op Clean in the attack chopper, aiming for the bumblebee when a Su bomber passes in front of my TV missile completely perpendicular to it, +4.
I once threw a grenade at someones face who was 3 feet in front of me and it killed him lol