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2008-03-09 12:02:48
Gawwad
My way or Haddaway!
+212|7166|Espoo, Finland

jord wrote:

Pretend you have tourettes.

Judge CUNTFUCKER

Dick
Dick
Fuck you!
I wet my bed last night.
2008-03-09 12:32:31
pers0nah
Waste Kid
+271|7063|MANCHESTERRR

Gawwad wrote:

jord wrote:

Pretend you have tourettes.

Judge CUNTFUCKER

Dick
Dick
Fuck you!
I wet my bed last night.
PISS out OF MY ASS
2008-03-09 12:33:56
jord
Member
+2,382|7159|The North, beyond the wall.

pers0nah wrote:

Gawwad wrote:

jord wrote:

Pretend you have tourettes.

Judge CUNTFUCKER

Dick
Dick
Fuck you!
I wet my bed last night.
PISS out OF MY ASS
Me and my cousin TOUCHED WEANERS

TOUCHED WEANERS!
2008-03-09 12:34:40
CodePhoeniX
Member
+13|6696|USA
in things about you, say that you must to take notes to remember.(You cant take notes while in jury).

Then your excused...
2008-03-09 13:05:06
Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
+780|6767|eng
As you're walking into the court for the first time, scream and tell them you just saw Hitler fucking Jesus on the ceiling. If that doesn't work, and they just look at you funny, when they ask you if you have any strong views on anything, mention that you are a member of HAMAS. You'll never see a courtroom again. Or daylight. But fuck it. You're off.
#rekt
2008-03-09 14:05:26
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|7197|Riva, MD

ghettoperson wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:

Jury duty: Get paid for sleeping in court.
Also, buy an Armani Suit and claim it on expenses.
They pay you, but it's some tiny amount and would be in no way worth it for anyone with a real job.
Yeah, it's like 15$ a day according to my Government teacher.  Maybe he meant to say hour instead of day.

jord wrote:

pers0nah wrote:

Gawwad wrote:


I wet my bed last night.
PISS out OF MY ASS
Me and my cousin TOUCHED WEANERS

TOUCHED WEANERS!
ROFLMAO at this entire quote pyramid.

 

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