My girlfriend turns on the sink when she's going number 2...

2008-03-12 18:44:20

#1

Bagel_Bites: Member; +14|6408

but I already know what she's doing in there.

I never got why people are afraid to make a little noise in the bathroom. Kinda silly if you ask me. Everyone poops. Amiright?

Hell, I've even heard of people turning on the shower to mask the noise of their natural bodily functions. Anyone else the same way? If not, do you find it as ridiculous as I do?

2008-03-12 18:45:19

#2

No/Yes: Member; +14|6422|California, USA

Bagel_Bites wrote:
Everyone poops. Amiright?

Yes

Last edited by No/Yes (2008-03-12 18:45:32)

2008-03-12 18:46:03

#3

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|7022|Texas - Bigger than France

Got therapy?

2008-03-12 18:46:13

#4

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|7190|Charlie One Alpha

No/Yes wrote:
Bagel_Bites wrote:
Everyone poops. Amiright?
Yes

So I've heard...

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2008-03-12 18:46:33

#5

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7018|Long Island, New York

csmag wrote:
No/Yes wrote:
Bagel_Bites wrote:
Everyone poops. Amiright?
Yes

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2008-03-12 18:47:24

#6

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6770|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Poseidon wrote:
csmag wrote:
No/Yes wrote:

Yes
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I have that book at home

2008-03-12 18:47:51

#7

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7049|Mountains of NC

for me ........ I have to set the mood

dim the lights ....... break out the candles .... find the right magazine

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2008-03-12 18:48:23

#8

Brasso: member; +1,549|7111

my dad flushes the toilet before he pees

then he has to flush again

Last edited by haffeysucks (2008-03-12 18:48:33)

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2008-03-12 18:49:46

#9

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7222|FUCK UBISOFT

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gave it to my sister for christmas, lulz ensued.

2008-03-12 18:51:33

#10

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,993|7112|949

Bagel_Bites wrote:
but I already know what she's doing in there.

I never got why people are afraid to make a little noise in the bathroom. Kinda silly if you ask me. Everyone poops. Amiright?

Hell, I've even heard of people turning on the shower to mask the noise of their natural bodily functions. Anyone else the same way? If not, do you find it as ridiculous as I do?

Dude, my girlfriend does the same thing. It's like, why is the water running for so long? It's blatantly obvious.

Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2008-03-12 18:51:58)

2008-03-12 18:53:12

#11

ThaReaper: Banned; +410|7120

Hell, when I'm in there I let it roar.

2008-03-12 18:53:24

#12

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6445|London, England

Everybody poops but you, or the more Christian friendly version Nobody Poops But You And That's Pure, Concentrated Evil Coming Out The Back of You.

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2008-03-12 18:53:49

#13

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7018|Long Island, New York

All I need is a box of matches if I'm at a girl's house, and I'm good.

Having IBS = not fun.

2008-03-12 18:54:45

#14

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6442|Washington DC

Running water habitually like that eventually becomes akin to just letting people hear the "KERPLUNK" or "PFFSHSHSHHSW" (if you have diarrhea).

2008-03-12 18:55:19

#15

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7222|FUCK UBISOFT

HurricaИe wrote:
Running water habitually like that eventually becomes akin to just letting people hear the "KERPLUNK" or "PFFSHSHSHHSW" (if you have diarrhea).

oh my god.

2008-03-12 18:58:44

#16

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|7247|UK

If its a she... could be taking a no1 and everyone knows the sound of running water makes u piss well easy.

2008-03-12 19:03:27

#17

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6442|Washington DC

Vilham wrote:
If its a she... could be taking a no1 and everyone knows the sound of running water makes u piss well easy.

what if it's a he/she or a shemale or a shman

2008-03-12 19:04:11

#18

rawls: Banned; +11|7295|California, USA

When I go on trips my girl does the same but the shower too. At least it's gotten better. She used to make me leave the room. It's weird. My first chick used to rip stinkers in bed and we used to rofl about it. Go figuire.

2008-03-12 23:40:43

#19

Nappy: Apprentice; +151|6710|NSW, Australia

csmag wrote:
No/Yes wrote:
Bagel_Bites wrote:
Everyone poops. Amiright?
Yes

oh ...

well Theres My Problem

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Last edited by Nappy (2008-03-12 23:46:15)

2008-03-12 23:42:31

#20

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7260|Great Brown North

pssst nappy [/img]

2008-03-12 23:42:54

#21

Tdog2007: Giggity Giggity; +25|7193|US

Poseidon wrote:
All I need is a box of matches if I'm at a girl's house, and I'm good.

Having IBS = not fun.

yea it does suck, i have it too.

2008-03-12 23:46:35

#22

Nappy: Apprentice; +151|6710|NSW, Australia

oops my bad

2008-03-12 23:57:15

#23

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|7186

If I am cold and I want to wash my hands with warm water, I turn the faucet on hot before I do my business. This is because my faucet takes up to five minuets for the water to warm up. By the time I am done the water is usually the perfect temperature.

2008-03-13 00:39:35

#24

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7154|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

My Nan used to bang the kitchen cupboard door when she needed to fart but her timing was awful and just made it more obvious. There was always a 2 second gap.

2008-03-13 00:44:11

#25

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|7211|Uhh... erm...

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