LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|7189|Charlie One Alpha

Kurazoo wrote:

It could only happen in America
Could happen in Japan, tbh. OVer there kids lock themselves up all the time. One kid locked himself up in the kitchen and the parents just built a new one.
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Nordemus
BC2 plat: CG, GL, M60, Mortar, Knife
+60|6478
Did she die then?

May the God be merciful on her soul then.
Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|7055|London

bennisboy wrote:

Aries_37 wrote:

It's physically impossible to sit for 2 years. You are very likely to get deep vein thrombosis and die unless you're given drugs, and surely you'd lose the use of both legs

Even coma patients have to be physically moved around otherwise they get bed sores which turn into ulcers and then they die from infection
Hence atrophy in the legs
Nah you would be dead I'm pretty sure if you sat for 2 years. After reading around some sources say she was in the bathroom for two years and used to move around. Only recently had she been sitting on it permanently- just long enough for her to get stuck and for her legs to atrophy.
A12345
Member
+77|6950
weirdest shit ive heard in a while, kinda funny that the sheriff whipple shares names with the charmin toilet paper guy
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7154|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
I still don't belive this story and I know its been reported on various websites now, maybe even TV in the USA.

I belive in Santa, I belive I have been touched up by a ghost (more of an aggresive push tbh), Elephants maybe pink, ooop there goes a pig past my window but sorry, I'm not buying this story.  2 Years perched on the throne?? Not even Teddy spends that long on it (according to his places of poop).
Gawwad
My way or Haddaway!
+212|7165|Espoo, Finland

mcgid1 wrote:

When I saw the title, I thought it was a case where a woman's body (as in already dead) had been sitting on the crapper for two years, which is bizzare enough.  This on the other hand isn't even in the same dimension.
Thought the same my self.
steelie34
pub hero!
+603|6862|the land of bourbon
this story just defies logic.  every time i see it, i just cant wrap my noodle around it.  very strange.
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Rubix-Cubes
Member
+123|7136|UK
do you think that he really needed a No2 so that why he called the police??? thats just selfish
B1GBUD
Member
+17|7077|Under an Artillery Shell
The big question that nobody is asking is....

Where the fuck did he take a shit???

Arrggh!! beat me to it Rubix-Cubes

Last edited by B1GBUD (2008-03-13 16:11:59)

TheunforgivenII
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+12|6762
ha-ha my teacher read this in the newspaper out loud in our class today, it's pretty funny :p

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