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I bet you every so often your Torpedo turns into a "Phantom Poo"? Thats when you look down and to your shock and horror, its vanished.
Yeah that's some scary shit!
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Yeah that's some scary shit!
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He's probably grinded his back teeth down now and can expect an expensive bill next time he visits the dentist._j5689_ wrote:
I think it's funny as hell, I was using the bathroom at Barnes & Noble while I was christmas shopping and this guy was in the stall, when I turned on the sink to wash my hands, he took the opportunity to grunt it out.
My missus shit stinks the damn house out. Dirty bitch she is.......and to think I've had my cock up her turd flute! Wait, thats personal right.........
Its an exit not an Entrance.daddyofdeath wrote:
My missus shit stinks the damn house out. Dirty bitch she is.......and to think I've had my cock up her turd flute! Wait, thats personal right.........
Besides, whats wrong with the other 5 holes.?
Shes not royalty mate, tradesmans entrance ftw!1927 wrote:
Its an exit not an Entrance.daddyofdeath wrote:
My missus shit stinks the damn house out. Dirty bitch she is.......and to think I've had my cock up her turd flute! Wait, thats personal right.........
Besides, whats wrong with the other 5 holes.?
I swear to god if I make a ref: to a "small Yellow veg" Im going to get told off so I won't.daddyofdeath wrote:
Shes not royalty mate, tradesmans entrance ftw!1927 wrote:
Its an exit not an Entrance.daddyofdeath wrote:
My missus shit stinks the damn house out. Dirty bitch she is.......and to think I've had my cock up her turd flute! Wait, thats personal right.........
Besides, whats wrong with the other 5 holes.?
ear sex ftw
Nasal > Ear tbhig wrote:
ear sex ftw
Go snort a cock.
Last edited by Gooners (2008-03-13 11:59:30)
No more!!1927 wrote:
My Nan used to bang the kitchen cupboard door when she needed to fart but her timing was awful and just made it more obvious. There was always a 2 second gap.
A piece of toilet paper has two functions.
1) Eliminates the splash.
2) Silent but freakin' deadly.
1) Eliminates the splash.
2) Silent but freakin' deadly.
I am proud to say I never took a dump at school during all of high school. At Uni, I have my own little bathroom in a deserted corner of the building that nobody ever visits. At work, it can sometimes be problematic.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
I can dump anywhere as long as it's not my gf's place. Turn off tbh..
Let's see...
I take shits at school...
I take shits at airports...
Libraries...
Home..
I took a shit in the Caribbean sea... (I'm not kidding)
I took a shit in the boat after having stopped swimming in the Caribbean sea... (blocked the toilet)
The hard shoulder on the M1...
Your mum's chest..
I have bombed at both my parent's office..
Restaurant, cafes, bars...
My philosophy is..if you need to go, go.. I have a technique. I never touch the toilet seat which explains the strength of my thigh muscles.
Let's see...
I take shits at school...
I take shits at airports...
Libraries...
Home..
I took a shit in the Caribbean sea... (I'm not kidding)
I took a shit in the boat after having stopped swimming in the Caribbean sea... (blocked the toilet)
The hard shoulder on the M1...
Your mum's chest..
I have bombed at both my parent's office..
Restaurant, cafes, bars...
My philosophy is..if you need to go, go.. I have a technique. I never touch the toilet seat which explains the strength of my thigh muscles.
Last edited by ..teddy..jimmy (2008-03-13 14:04:47)
you've become a bit less attractive may I add...teddy..jimmy wrote:
I can dump anywhere as long as it's not my gf's place. Turn off tbh..
Let's see...
I take shits at school...
I take shits at airports...
Libraries...
Home..
I took a shit in the Caribbean sea... (I'm not kidding)
I took a shit in the boat after having stopped swimming in the Caribbean sea... (blocked the toilet)
The hard shoulder on the M1...
Your mum's chest..
I have bombed at both my parent's office..
Restaurant, cafes, bars...
My philosophy is..if you need to go, go.. I have a technique. I never touch the toilet seat which explains the strength of my thigh muscles.
This is all information that I really wanted to know, thanks.
I blame myself for entering the topic, I guess.
I blame myself for entering the topic, I guess.
Last edited by Mek-Izzle (2008-03-13 14:06:55)
Ah ha, now we know why you're still struggling to get a g/f or even get close to chicksThaReaper wrote:
Hell, when I'm in there I let it roar.
EDIT: You also probably don't bother to wipe after...
Last edited by {HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy (2008-03-13 14:24:43)
That's mean1927 wrote:
I have locked my Nephew in the small, very small toilet we once had and made him cry due to the fumes I had left.Mek-Izzle wrote:
Who's worse, the person turning on the radio and doing weird shit like that. Or the person listening in...
Personally, it aint none of my business what goes on in there. So I just don't even think about it
Last edited by {HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy (2008-03-13 14:34:25)
It has a cousin, "Billy" - as in Billy no mates.GraphicArtist J wrote:
...1927 wrote:
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I bet you every so often your Torpedo turns into a "Phantom Poo"? Thats when you look down and to your shock and horror, its vanished.
Yeah that's some scary shit!
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....no pun intended.
Thats the one where after you flush just the one little tinker is left to Bob on his own while all his mates have gone to the beach for the day.
*Posted in this thread - The original one as Im sure the other will be closed at some point*
Pay back for my Sister when she used to stick me in a Frock and chuck me out in the street. It was one of my Mum's from her Hippy days, Blue, long with floral patters sewn into it.{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:
That's mean1927 wrote:
I have locked my Nephew in the small, very small toilet we once had and made him cry due to the fumes I had left.Mek-Izzle wrote:
Who's worse, the person turning on the radio and doing weird shit like that. Or the person listening in...
Personally, it aint none of my business what goes on in there. So I just don't even think about it
lol wut1927 wrote:
Pay back for my Sister when she used to stick me in a Frock and chuck me out in the street. It was one of my Mum's from her Hippy days, Blue, long with floral patters sewn into it.{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:
That's mean1927 wrote:
I have locked my Nephew in the small, very small toilet we once had and made him cry due to the fumes I had left.
She's brutally infested with threadworms and has the tap running so she can scoop them out with her index finger
I typed that while eating, and still am eating, I'm a hardcore poster.
I typed that while eating, and still am eating, I'm a hardcore poster.
its a rarity that I drop a bomb in a public place ............ but when I do .... I like to whistle the A-Team theme song
Dont you have a vent in your bathroom? You know the one that whistles and hums loud as fuck?
Battle Shits anyone?
lol my math teacher in high school used to break that out from time to time. he was weird.Poseidon wrote:
csmag wrote:
No/Yes wrote:
Yes
Last edited by Marinejuana (2008-03-14 00:45:48)
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