CoronadoSEAL
pics or it didn't happen
+207|6998|USA
as long as we are sharing email forwards, i got this one a few days ago and thought a few of you might find it particularly funny.

A recent Wedding that took place at Clemson University.  It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.  no verification of this

https://www.plymouth.gov.uk/banner-marriage.jpg

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. 
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
                       
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.  Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best  man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.
"Life's like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow"


payback is a b*tch
https://www.moviesoundclips.net/pics/payback.jpg
Major.League.Infidel
Make Love and War
+303|6958|Communist Republic of CA, USA
That's awesome.

inb4vidzoritdidnthappen.
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7324|Reykjavík, Iceland.
Can you say, owned?
mcgid1
Meh...
+129|7197|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX
This, if true, is one of the most epic paybacks I have ever heard of.

Edit:  Also, someone needs to come up with a phrase that could be considered superior to "he has some brass ones" so that we can give it to this guy.

Last edited by mcgid1 (2008-03-13 16:57:04)

Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6970|Gogledd Cymru

If that's real, STALLOWN3D!"""!!"£¬
ddenholm67
DanForth Teh Pwnzer
+53|7036|Scotland
Imagine being the bride or best man.


Imagine
SgtSlutter
Banned
+550|7118|Amsterdam, NY

The Sheriff wrote:

If that's real, STALLOWN3D!"""!!"£¬
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7324|Reykjavík, Iceland.
Now, what would have been really funny is if the pics from the private detective were actually faked
Bulldogz
Blacking Out the Friction
+32|6479|Rexburg, Idaho
haha oh man.

this guy truly deserves some applause.
Gawwad
My way or Haddaway!
+212|7165|Espoo, Finland
To be seen on snopes.

Yeah <- i.e. it's fake

Last edited by Gawwad (2008-03-13 17:01:52)

CTD-CaptainBuck
BLEEDING BLUE
+71|7248|Tenn

CoronadoSEAL wrote:

as long as we are sharing email forwards, i got this one a few days ago and thought a few of you might find it particularly funny.

A recent Wedding that took place at Clemson University.  It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.  no verification of this
actually its at least 2-3 years old... not sure but for sum reason i believe and australian was involved. and it may just have been a joke. i heard it a LOG time ago.

still epic tho
SplinterStrike
Roamer
+250|6891|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.
Ouch.

Just say goodbye to your integrity.
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|7002
Owned1
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7120|Your moms bedroom
my fiancee got that last week
konfusion
mostly afk
+480|7030|CH/BR - in UK

Ouch, just...ouch. If this was true

-konfusion
clogar
damn ain't it great to be a laxer
+32|6436|Minnesota
classy
avman633
Member
+116|6845
Owned bitches
The_Sniper_NM
Official EVGA Fanboy
+94|6594|SC | USA |
Wtf? I'm 5min away from Clemson Uni, I didnt hear about it? Wow, I need to start watching the news more often.

EDIT: Nevermind, saw the small text. lol.

Last edited by The_Sniper_NM (2008-03-13 18:04:54)

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