Bagel_Bites
Member
+14|6354
Scientology is all about improving yourself and the world around you. In a world with so much evil, why is something that strives to be good a target of so much terrorism?

A Scientologist, such as myself, transcends the material world and becomes something truly special. I don't take medication or visit the doctor anymore because I know there's nothing they can do. What can they do? Offer me a placebo? Sure, placebos may work for some people, but what if you could be your own mental placebo -- if in one instance you decide "I want to be healed" and it works!

Scientology is all about helping yourself and helping others. Why is that such a bad thing?

Last edited by Bagel_Bites (2008-03-17 09:06:26)

HellHead
The fantastic Mr. Antichrist
+336|7136|Germany
You´re joking, right ?
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6994|NYC / Hamburg

HellHead wrote:

You´re joking, right ?
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7080
On certain other websites I could dismiss this as an attempt at trolling. I still hope it is.
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6821|The Gem Saloon
wow, its gonna be the first time ive done this:


failthreadisfail.
FlemishHCmaniac
Member
+147|6839|Belgium
frankhamand
=MIA=
+17|7002
..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|7076
I don't understand why everyone hates Scientology........

It's just plain stupid. There's your answer.
Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|7002|London
Here, have a flamesuit.jpg, I have a feeling you're gonna need it.

I think most people hate scientology because South Park and 4chan told them to. But the real controversy is that everything is orientated around paying for this 'happiness', and the church makes obscene amounts of money out of it. With all this money they have hired the most triggerhappy legal team who acts like the spanish inquisition striking down anyone who dares disagree
cpt.fass1
The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n
+329|7123|NJ
I think if they didn't actively sue everyone whose disagreed with them. They might have a better chance..

Some time during the 1970s, the Church of Scientology decided that they'd had enough. Their religion about magic space aliens in a volcano wasn't getting the same respect as the religion about the magic bearded man whose dad made us all out of mud 6,000 years ago. Instead of converting to a slightly less silly religion, they did what any of us would have done and decided to destroy every single document that made their religion look bad, presumably including a trip into the future to destroy every copy of Battlefield Earth.

How did that work out?
Disturbingly well, at least for a little while. Apparently, the Church of Scientology managed to perform the largest infiltration of the United States government in history. Ever. With all the people who have wanted to get their dirty little hands on incriminating records, the United States of America was finally duped by the people who came up with Dianetics. So those billions of dollars we put into national security annually are clearly well spent.

Anyway, somewhere around 5,000 of Scientology's crack commandos wiretapped and burglarized various agencies. They stole hundreds of documents, mainly from the IRS. No critic was spared, and in the end, 136 organizations, agencies and foreign embassies were infiltrated.

When all of this hit the fan, the Church naturally denied it. Then they kidnapped one of the operatives arrested for stealing documents and prevented him from testifying. These days, the Church of Scientology generally refuses to talk about Operation Snow White, except to say that they "purged" those who were involved. They won't say what the guilty parties were involved in, and those who were purged still hold high ranking offices in the Church, but goddamn it, they were purged for their involvement.
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|7004|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

max wrote:

HellHead wrote:

You´re joking, right ?
sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|7184|Argentina
Lol, Fancy Pollux.
B.Schuss
I'm back, baby... ( sort of )
+664|7268|Cologne, Germany

wow....is there some potential for a serious and honest debate about the Church here ?
Looking at my previous experiences with CoS faithful, I doubt it.

anyway, I made my opinion about the church quite clear in this thread: http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=93440

me wrote:

it's an power-hungry, elitist cult with a huge financial interest. More like power-lobbying on a spiritual base. And the pseudo-religious science fiction crap about xenu is so absurd it's laughable.

And as far as their views go, they're truly undemocratic and criminal. Google "Operation Snow White" and you'll get an idea.

In germany, they have been under constant supervision by federal authorites since 1997, since the courts believe that Scientology may present a threat to the democratic values. Because of that, Scientology is not reckognized as a religion in germany.
nothing to add, really.
jord
Member
+2,382|7105|The North, beyond the wall.
Oh I though Lotta_drool was Fancy_Pollux. Unless both Lotta and Bagel are Fancy. Or Carpin text.
sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|7184|Argentina

jord wrote:

Oh I though Lotta_drool was Fancy_Pollux. Unless both Lotta and Bagel are Fancy. Or Carpin text.
At this point I think they all are the same guy.
Ender2309
has joined the GOP
+470|6998|USA
i'm glad you don't go to the doctor anymore. after all, when my grandpa had a heart attack they gave him a placebo and the power of his mind made him better. or when my grandma got lung cancer her ability to fight it off wasn't the chemo, nope, her mind. guess she was weak minded since pneumonia eventually got her. or when my sister got appendicitis, they didn't remove it. nope, her mind just gave the bacteria a spanking. or my ADD, which, by the way, is a chemical imbalance in the brain, can be cured by me thinking really really hard about fixing that imbalance. yep. that makes perfect sense! why didn't i think of this before? i'm so stupid! no more 500 dollar bottles of adderal for me!

in short, i hate scientologists because you're retarded. you are the people that would die if we allowed natural selection to take place. if you're going to believe in a god, believe in one that doesn't cost money! that makes no sense!

also, we hate you because, like somebody else said, you're sue happy. also, quitting scientology is harder to do than quiting a gang, lest secrets be revealed that costs the "church" money.

wake up numnuts. the world isn't a fucking trap for alien souls.
cpt.fass1
The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n
+329|7123|NJ
http://www.cracked.com/article_15974_7- … pened.html

Sourched for my post.. I didn't write it myself.. I was being lazy.
greensprite
awsm
+13|6593|Germany
LOL!

GTFO! and STFU!   

thank you

















P.S: we all hate Scientology because they are just talking a lot of shit the whole day and just want your money. They want you to believe the shit the are talking about. But everyone has to go his own way, amiright?
millmax
Wanna fly over Oslo? PM me!
+18|6966|Norway

Bagel_Bites wrote:

I don't take medication or visit the doctor anymore because I know there's nothing they can do. What can they do? Offer me a placebo? Sure, placebos may work for some people, but what if you could be your own mental placebo -- if in one instance you decide "I want to be healed" and it works!
Well, about a month ago a got an appendix infection.  Didnt hurt that bad so I didnt see a doctor.  After 5 days I got a fever so i finally went.  I was commited to a hospital right away, and fed antibiotics directly into my veins.  Turns out my appendix had bust, and I got a bad stomach infection.  My fever was so high they gave med Paracet intravenously. 

If I would not have visited a doctor and got antibiotics, I would have died.  At the age of 32.  For what purpose? 

Please check your head.  You are offending me.
Bagel_Bites
Member
+14|6354
Your body thetan counts are too low to realize that this is just satire.
greensprite
awsm
+13|6593|Germany

Bagel_Bites wrote:

Scientology is all about improving yourself and the world around you. In a world with so much evil, why is something that strives to be good a target of so much terrorism?

A Scientologist, such as myself, transcends the material world and becomes something truly special. I don't take medication or visit the doctor anymore because I know there's nothing they can do. What can they do? Offer me a placebo? Sure, placebos may work for some people, but what if you could be your own mental placebo -- if in one instance you decide "I want to be healed" and it works!

Scientology is all about helping yourself and helping others. Why is that such a bad thing?
You know what?!


Yea!
https://img443.imageshack.us/img443/8018/stfu40835md1.th.jpg
cablecopulate
Member
+449|7165|Massachusetts.
I was going to make a scientology thread about an hour and 45 minutes ago.
Ender2309
has joined the GOP
+470|6998|USA

Bagel_Bites wrote:

Your body thetan counts are too low to realize that this is just satire.
nah, your satire skills blow. don't worry though, its probably the hardest piece of writing to do. i tried to do one for ap comp last year and i had to redo my essay like twelve times.
IRONCHEF
Member
+385|6918|Northern California
I don't know enough about the religion to make a judgement if it's good or bad.  But from your OP, I can see you're similar to jehovah's witnesses in stupidity (not valuing doctor's opinions), but again, I don't know your religion enough to say honestly.  I do think Tom Cruise is an idiot...because of his religion.  We should all just stop hating and free Katie.  Poor girl.
Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6953|Milkystania, yurop
https://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s68/magpie1985/1192300833950.jpg

jk maybe....

anywow u have to pay to go higher up
you belive in that aliens will come and get you or whatever l ron hobbit the scifi authorwrote
You sue everyone that dosent belive or talks out against you
you stalk ppl that talk out against you
You got that nutt Tom cruise

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