So I had my first... (cigarette)

2008-03-18 09:29:00

#101

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6934|The Twilight Zone

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
...and here ladies and gentlemen is the nastiest invention known to man

http://www.kollor.com/blogg/upload/snus.jpg

A bag with a combination of nicotine and glass fibres in it. You stick the bag in your upper lip and the glass cuts into your lip allowing the nicotine to seep directly into your blood stream..

http://bonkersbob.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/snus.jpg

..and here's what it looks like under your lip

http://blog.r-b.no/cache/bilder/art_SNUS.jpg

I can tell you right now..girls who use that swedish shit are the biggest turn-offs ever. It smells like absolute shit and I'm so glad my gf hates this shit. Honestly, cigs are like breath mints compared to snus. The one time I tried it I fucked up and swallowed the bag while drinking a beer (I was shitfaced) and this single experience has put me off tabacco for life. I puked so hard it wasn't even funny.

A friend of mine works at export/import company that imports that stuff to Slovenia and other EU countries and he gave some of this shit to me and it sucks. Its too salty. He uses it a lot though. He got used to it.

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2008-03-18 09:29:24

#102

kptk92: u; +972|6888|tc_london

FatherTed wrote:
i love smoking.

As i type, i have a Guinness on my right, and a smoke in my left.

2008-03-18 09:30:19

#103

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6882|dm_maidenhead

Poseidon wrote:
Only thing I smoke is weed.

Cigarettes are fucking disgusting.

Same, I rarely smoke cigarettes unless it has been offered when I've been drinking.

2008-03-18 09:30:36

#104

jord: Member; +2,382|7158|The North, beyond the wall.

kptk92 wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
i love smoking.

As i type, i have a Guinness on my right, and a smoke in my left.

As Kerry "Types" he has an apple in one hand a bottle of natural, Brita filtered water in the other.

Last edited by jord (2008-03-18 09:30:50)

2008-03-18 09:40:11

#105

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7154|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

jord wrote:
I find people that do to be generally pussies

Well as you know I'm a smoker so I will keep my eye on you as I take that as an insult. Anymore insults come flying my way and I will have you in a "Rap Battle".

Same goes for any of you young un's.

Ol man 27 has warned you.

2008-03-18 09:42:50

#106

jord: Member; +2,382|7158|The North, beyond the wall.

1927 wrote:
jord wrote:
I find people that do to be generally pussies
Well as you know I'm a smoker so I will keep my eye on you as I take that as an insult. Anymore insults come flying my way and I will have you in a "Rap Battle".

Same goes for any of you young un's.

Ol man 27 has warned you.

People that moan about smoking are pussies. I even wrote a gay ass quote that ripped passive smoking.

You're such an old man.

2008-03-18 09:43:14

#107

kptk92: u; +972|6888|tc_london

jord wrote:
kptk92 wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
i love smoking.

As i type, i have a Guinness on my right, and a smoke in my left.
As Kerry "Types" he has an apple in one hand a bottle of natural, Brita filtered water in the other.

Yes, quite.

2008-03-18 09:47:44

#108

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7154|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

jord wrote:
1927 wrote:
jord wrote:
I find people that do to be generally pussies
Well as you know I'm a smoker so I will keep my eye on you as I take that as an insult. Anymore insults come flying my way and I will have you in a "Rap Battle".

Same goes for any of you young un's.

Ol man 27 has warned you.
People that moan about smoking are pussies. I even wrote a gay ass quote that ripped passive smoking.

"I even wrote a gay ass quote that ripped passive smoking"

Oh fucking heck I might of bitten off more that I can chew with this one.

2008-03-18 10:47:03

#109

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7219|Comber, Northern Ireland

woooo smoking!

2008-03-18 10:49:20

#110

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6753

Gooners wrote:
Kurazoo wrote:
checkyoursix123 wrote:
smokings is bad

2008-03-18 11:48:45

#111

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7219|Comber, Northern Ireland

"smoking is for pussies" "only faggots smoke" the fuck?

2008-03-18 11:59:58

#112

jord: Member; +2,382|7158|The North, beyond the wall.

david363 wrote:
"smoking is for pussies" "only faggots smoke" the fuck?

I said people that moan about smoking are pussies...

2008-03-18 12:01:43

#113

SamTheMan:D: Banned; +856|6454|England

kptk92 wrote:
jord wrote:
kptk92 wrote:

As Kerry "Types" he has an apple in one hand a bottle of natural, Brita filtered water in the other.
Yes, quite.

nothing wrong with that!!

2008-03-18 12:06:48

#114

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|7046|England

Never tried it, never will.

Cancer, die early and upset an entire family? No thanks.

2008-03-18 12:13:43

#115

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6613|Carnoustie, Scotland

FatherTed wrote:
i love smoking.

As i type, i have a Guinness on my right, and a smoke in my left.

Fucking Irish.

I smoked first time when I was majorly drunk, so couldn't remember it. First sober draw was about two weeks ago. Then second one was on Sunday. Both times were amazing. I might be going camping and hope to have a whole one to myself, maybe a few. Spliffs too (maybe).

I'm not going to take it up religiously though, I like smelling clean and not tasting like fag ash.

Last edited by Funky_Finny (2008-03-18 12:14:11)

2008-03-18 12:35:40

#116

-=]NS[=-G.I.Doh: MMMmmmmmm Dooonutz!; +13|6684|Out for donutz!

I smoked for 17 years and was up to two packs a day, I didnt smake them all, more like I would play OL and let it burn out, but was up to two packs.
My girlfriend at the time had a really bad asthma attack from second hand smoke and I was "What the hell am I doing to her and myself"
So I quit, been smoke free for over 8 years now.
I didnt just quyit, I took time out, I would not smoke for weekends, then smoke tiull I was sick, thenfree for a week and then smoke like crazy. Then I just stopped smoking. I broke the habit, but I kept a bag of runtz candy to pop when I felt the urge.
I grew up in a smoker family but 40 years ago it was the cool thing to do, now its just to make money and killing us.

2008-03-18 12:41:59

#117

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|7041|Southampton, UK

Peter wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
Only thing I smoke is weed.

Cigarettes are fucking disgusting.
Same, I rarely smoke cigarettes unless it has been offered when I've been drinking.

Ditto.

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2008-03-18 12:52:58

#118

DUFFEDPUNK: Member; +1|6468

so what -i have 20 a day

2008-03-18 13:11:03

#119

Enzzenmachine: Member; +20|6826

I tried it, didn't like it at first, didn't like it either when I tried again. I don't like how it tastes and I don't like when someone is smoking close to me so it's no go for me anyway.

2008-03-18 13:17:29

#120

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7154|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

jord wrote:
david363 wrote:
"smoking is for pussies" "only faggots smoke" the fuck?
I said people that moan about smoking are pussies...

Oh, gutted. I was ready for my battle with you I even put my bandana in the wash

2008-03-18 16:25:41

#121

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7219|Comber, Northern Ireland

Funky_Finny wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
i love smoking.

As i type, i have a Guinness on my right, and a smoke in my left.
Fucking Irish.

I smoked first time when I was majorly drunk, so couldn't remember it. First sober draw was about two weeks ago. Then second one was on Sunday. Both times were amazing. I might be going camping and hope to have a whole one to myself, maybe a few. Spliffs too (maybe).

I'm not going to take it up religiously though, I like smelling clean and not tasting like fag ash.

fucking irish? fuck off u scottish cunt

2008-03-18 16:39:11

#122

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6677|Winland

My parents have scrared me away from smoking and alcohol. And that's not by saying how bad it is...

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-03-18 16:40:45

#123

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7323|Alberta, Canada

lol @ OP. Nice way to fuck up your life. Great choice my friend, smoking all the way. Lung cancer also comes in the package, look forward to that.

edit: I read the last half of the post. Good job for trying to quit. I dunno how people can like smoking.

Last edited by Ryan (2008-03-18 16:41:31)

2008-03-18 16:44:40

#124

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6441|Washington DC

Never smoked anything, probably never will.

2008-03-18 16:46:09

#125

r'Eeee: That's how I roll, BITCH!; +311|6929

I tried it, but I didn't like it.

BF2S Forums So I had my first... (cigarette)

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

kptk92 wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

jord wrote:

1927 wrote:

jord wrote:

jord wrote:

kptk92 wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

jord wrote:

1927 wrote:

jord wrote:

Gooners wrote:

Kurazoo wrote:

checkyoursix123 wrote:

david363 wrote:

kptk92 wrote:

jord wrote:

kptk92 wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

Peter wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

jord wrote:

david363 wrote:

Funky_Finny wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

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