He's searching under the sink for chloroform. You da man! Get the pussy from her!
ig wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
time to take it to the next level
anal sex
thats just disturbing...teddy..jimmy wrote:
releasing his sexual tensions on his mum.
Worst part is: She's asleep.
Because, all along, when he meant his girlfriend, he really was just talking about his handig wrote:
willy wackin?1927 wrote:
He hasn't replied for a while.
What you reckon he's up to?
trufMek-Izzle wrote:
Because, all along, when he meant his girlfriend, he really was just talking about his handig wrote:
willy wackin?1927 wrote:
He hasn't replied for a while.
What you reckon he's up to?
man u fuckin own
Well go and wake her up and tell her, her Son isn't about to watch a DVD with his GF...teddy..jimmy wrote:
releasing his sexual tensions on his mum.
Worst part is: She's asleep.
Mrs Teddy Jimmy going to be pissed about this if she finds out aint she?
Hope you have 50cents for a rubber. Or just take Ig/SEREMAKER's adviceFunky_Finny wrote:
Me and my girlfriend are planning on doing something tonight. We've only been going out three weeks so no sex ()
We're (Well I am) getting bored of DVD at your house DVD at my house.
No moneys though..
Suggestions?
Srs suggestions?
ig wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
time to take it to the next level
anal sex
don't make me whoop out your PMs.^*AlphA*^ wrote:
thats just disturbing...teddy..jimmy wrote:
releasing his sexual tensions on his mum.
Worst part is: She's asleep.
that's right badboy.
I said NOTHING about sex with mums and you know it!..teddy..jimmy wrote:
don't make me whoop out your PMs.^*AlphA*^ wrote:
thats just disturbing...teddy..jimmy wrote:
releasing his sexual tensions on his mum.
Worst part is: She's asleep.
that's right badboy.
Very..lol1927 wrote:
Well go and wake her up and tell her, her Son isn't about to watch a DVD with his GF...teddy..jimmy wrote:
releasing his sexual tensions on his mum.
Worst part is: She's asleep.
Mrs Teddy Jimmy going to be pissed about this if she finds out aint she?
I shit, I misread what you wrote. I just paniced and thought she wa at yours...teddy..jimmy wrote:
Very..lol1927 wrote:
Well go and wake her up and tell her, her Son isn't about to watch a DVD with his GF...teddy..jimmy wrote:
releasing his sexual tensions on his mum.
Worst part is: She's asleep.
Mrs Teddy Jimmy going to be pissed about this if she finds out aint she?
I always figured when you go round a girls house to watch a "movie" that meant sex?
At least not actually watching the movie. It mostly just plays in the background tbh.Ec0li wrote:
I always figured when you go round a girls house to watch a "movie" that meant sex?
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
1927 wrote:
I shit, I misread what you wrote. I just paniced and thought she wa at yours...teddy..jimmy wrote:
Very..lol1927 wrote:
Well go and wake her up and tell her, her Son isn't about to watch a DVD with his GF.
Mrs Teddy Jimmy going to be pissed about this if she finds out aint she?
At Alpha: DON'T MAKE ME GO THERE!!!!!11!!1111
Well maybe so but trustme from past experience it ISNT the case with the cinema.Ec0li wrote:
I always figured when you go round a girls house to watch a "movie" that meant sex?
Yeah, it only turns into a make-out fest in about 40% of the time. The other 60% you'll be stuck watching the movie, so make sure it's one you like as well.1927 wrote:
Well maybe so but trustme from past experience it ISNT the case with the cinema.Ec0li wrote:
I always figured when you go round a girls house to watch a "movie" that meant sex?
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
Grass on the pitch,we can play!1927 wrote:
Funky - Any grass on the wicket?
If you still ive at home,,,
Make her something nice to eat,sit down watch a dvd get all cuddly and close.
Or watch something you both enjoy.(instead of the normal dribble women want to watch)
I still regret getting invited over to a girls house (no not house, dorm) but not going (i actually forgot why I didn't go)
This was in September. I still regret it everyday, to this day. Don't be a prick like me Fucking_Finny, take your chances
This was in September. I still regret it everyday, to this day. Don't be a prick like me Fucking_Finny, take your chances
Last edited by Mek-Izzle (2008-03-18 13:54:33)
Reminds me, anyone heard from Bennis.Mek-Izzle wrote:
I'm still regret getting invited over to a girls house (no not house, dorm) but not going (i actually forgot why I didn't go)
This was in September. I still regret it everyday, to this day. Don't be a prick like me Fucking_Finny, take your chances
ref: having it handed to him on a plate, so it seemed
Ive bought shares in all the Mobile Phone companies his week
u gay or what sonny?Mek-Izzle wrote:
I'm still regret getting invited over to a girls house (no not house, dorm) but not going (i actually forgot why I didn't go)
This was in September. I still regret it everyday, to this day. Don't be a prick like me Fucking_Finny, take your chances
This one time when I was out camping, (in the middle of the night after my buddy had fallen asleep) two girls asked me to come into their tent, but I didn't go. I still don't know why, and I regret it every day.Mek-Izzle wrote:
I'm still regret getting invited over to a girls house (no not house, dorm) but not going (i actually forgot why I didn't go)
This was in September. I still regret it everyday, to this day. Don't be a prick like me Fucking_Finny, take your chances
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
are you insane?!LaidBackNinja wrote:
This one time when I was out camping, (in the middle of the night after my buddy had fallen asleep) two girls asked me to come into their tent, but I didn't go. I still don't know why, and I regret it every day.Mek-Izzle wrote:
I'm still regret getting invited over to a girls house (no not house, dorm) but not going (i actually forgot why I didn't go)
This was in September. I still regret it everyday, to this day. Don't be a prick like me Fucking_Finny, take your chances
were you like 12 or so drunk that you couldn't get up
inane little opines
Because your a respectable young man with string christian values who has been brought up to respect the opposite sex and treat them with the upmost respect.LaidBackNinja wrote:
This one time when I was out camping, (in the middle of the night after my buddy had fallen asleep) two girls asked me to come into their tent, but I didn't go. I still don't know why, and I regret it every day.Mek-Izzle wrote:
I'm still regret getting invited over to a girls house (no not house, dorm) but not going (i actually forgot why I didn't go)
This was in September. I still regret it everyday, to this day. Don't be a prick like me Fucking_Finny, take your chances
Much like myself. I commend you for that Ninja.
Are you nucking futs?LaidBackNinja wrote:
This one time when I was out camping, (in the middle of the night after my buddy had fallen asleep) two girls asked me to come into their tent, but I didn't go. I still don't know why, and I regret it every day.Mek-Izzle wrote:
I'm still regret getting invited over to a girls house (no not house, dorm) but not going (i actually forgot why I didn't go)
This was in September. I still regret it everyday, to this day. Don't be a prick like me Fucking_Finny, take your chances
What about me, I'm not respectable or christian and never treat them with respect, what do I do1927 wrote:
Because your a respectable young man with string christian values who has been brought up to respect the opposite sex and treat them with the upmost respect.LaidBackNinja wrote:
This one time when I was out camping, (in the middle of the night after my buddy had fallen asleep) two girls asked me to come into their tent, but I didn't go. I still don't know why, and I regret it every day.Mek-Izzle wrote:
I'm still regret getting invited over to a girls house (no not house, dorm) but not going (i actually forgot why I didn't go)
This was in September. I still regret it everyday, to this day. Don't be a prick like me Fucking_Finny, take your chances
Much like myself. I commend you for that Ninja.