skipper2666
Go Canucks Go!
+13|6795|Canada BC
Just a funny tongue twister I want to share with you all.


A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh ,' I accidentally s aid, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'; so she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed, bitch."
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7323|Alberta, Canada

Ok?

Wasn't that funny.
Bulldogz
Blacking Out the Friction
+32|6479|Rexburg, Idaho
I can see where it was supposed to be funny.

but the problem is

it failed.

Last edited by Bulldogz (2008-03-20 17:01:21)

TrueMusou
Member
+36|6641|United States Of Hamerica

Bulldogz wrote:

I can see where it was supposed to be funny.

but the problem is

it failed.
/nod nod nod
eskimo_sammyjoe
Did someone say tea?
+112|6715|S.A. Australia
Agreed...fail
Serious Flex
henno13
A generally unremarkable member
+230|6829|Belfast

skipper2666 wrote:

Just a funny tongue twister I want to share with you all.


A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh ,' I accidentally s aid, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'; so she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed, bitch."
wat
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7153|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Have I stumbled into our best jokes thread by accident?
AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|6943|A W S M F O X

1927 wrote:

Have I stumbled into our best jokes thread by accident?
No, no you have not.
d4rkst4r
biggie smalls
+72|6933|Ontario, Canada
/failhammer
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
kptk92
u
+972|6888|tc_london
lol
/sympathy
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6441|Washington DC
What did the five fingers say to the face?

















slap!
skipper2666
Go Canucks Go!
+13|6795|Canada BC
lol wow you mean to tell me none of you guys liked it.. now I kinda feel embarrassed that I was laughing for like 5 minutes straight... Ah well whatever.
I'm Jamesey
Do a Research Noob
+506|6612|Scotland!
I liked it. But not enough to make me happy that this thread exists
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7211|Uhh... erm...
Tie a tye-dyed tie in Thailand.
Deadmonkiefart
Floccinaucinihilipilificator
+177|7186
It is kind of funny, but it doesn't deserve its own thread.
ig
This topic seems to have no actual posts
+1,199|7002
zomg liek /fale

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