That made me lol so fucking much!ThaReaper wrote:
Well, I just farted and it was pretty wet. I'm gonna go try again.
I guess you could take some laxatives, fiber, peptobismol
I guess you could take some laxatives, fiber, peptobismol
Doctor JahMan prescribes 15 pints of Guinness and a Phal.
There won't me anything left inside you after that.
The Iron in Guinness forms a solid black torpedo type turd at the bass of the intestine. The Phal is dropped in behind it acting as the booster rocket to your torpedo turd. The turd torpedo is then propelled through your intestine at great speed by the Phal, forcing all the other shit out as it goes, with the remnants of the Phal coating the lining of your intestine and bowel killing the germs and bacteria which cause said diarrhea.
BTW a Phal is the most insanely hot Curry I have ever eaten, makes a vindaloos look like baby food.
Expect this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxcjzvGEiA
There won't me anything left inside you after that.
The Iron in Guinness forms a solid black torpedo type turd at the bass of the intestine. The Phal is dropped in behind it acting as the booster rocket to your torpedo turd. The turd torpedo is then propelled through your intestine at great speed by the Phal, forcing all the other shit out as it goes, with the remnants of the Phal coating the lining of your intestine and bowel killing the germs and bacteria which cause said diarrhea.
BTW a Phal is the most insanely hot Curry I have ever eaten, makes a vindaloos look like baby food.
Expect this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxcjzvGEiA
Boy has this site taken a fuckin' dump in the last 2 years. No punn intended. Props to all of you for posting some of the stupidest shit of all time, regardless of the "everlything else" forum.
eh, whatever.howler_27 wrote:
Boy has this site taken a fuckin' dump in the last 2 years. No punn intended. Props to all of you for posting some of the stupidest shit of all time, regardless of the "everlything else" forum.
I hope his name got nothing to do with meATG wrote:
eh, whatever.howler_27 wrote:
Boy has this site taken a fuckin' dump in the last 2 years. No punn intended. Props to all of you for posting some of the stupidest shit of all time, regardless of the "everlything else" forum.
I'm sure it doesn't
Might have something to do with 1927(h) though, he was always causing trouble
Might have something to do with 1927(h) though, he was always causing trouble
agreedAWSMFOX wrote:
STALLOWN3D!!@!@#!#5!ThaReaper wrote:
Alright guys, I have some good news.... and some bad news. The good news is, everything came out alright, the bad news is... It's all over the toilet seat
Bank holiday weekend and someones been up spray painting the Royal Dalton all nighthenno13 wrote:
agreedAWSMFOX wrote:
STALLOWN3D!!@!@#!#5!ThaReaper wrote:
Alright guys, I have some good news.... and some bad news. The good news is, everything came out alright, the bad news is... It's all over the toilet seat
Yogurt will straighten out your stomach. Get some of that Dannon Activia stuff.
Chemist..?Simon wrote:
Go to the chemist and ask what could help? I'm sure you'll be suprised that there arent many doctors on BF2s.
Don't you mean gastroenterologist?
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MMMMMMMM CURRYPoseidon wrote:
Pff, I have IBS and I'm lactose intolerent.
Welcome to my LIFE.
Um...lying down and keeping stationary is a good idea, and if you can, go out to the store and pick up some Gas-X.
Works a treat.
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I had a Phal once, melted the porcelien of the bog the next day. My ringpiece stung like fuck for 48 hours after.JahManRed wrote:
Doctor JahMan prescribes 15 pints of Guinness and a Phal.
There won't me anything left inside you after that.
The Iron in Guinness forms a solid black torpedo type turd at the bass of the intestine. The Phal is dropped in behind it acting as the booster rocket to your torpedo turd. The turd torpedo is then propelled through your intestine at great speed by the Phal, forcing all the other shit out as it goes, with the remnants of the Phal coating the lining of your intestine and bowel killing the germs and bacteria which cause said diarrhea.
BTW a Phal is the most insanely hot Curry I have ever eaten, makes a vindaloos look like baby food.
Expect this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxcjzvGEiA
Yeah mate, that would do it. Get some roughage down you
No, go to the chemist.. do you yanks have special clinics for diarrhea or something?Poseidon wrote:
Chemist..?Simon wrote:
Go to the chemist and ask what could help? I'm sure you'll be suprised that there arent many doctors on BF2s.
Don't you mean gastroenterologist?
Grind some charcoal, add 1/2 sugar and 1/2 salt and mix it with water: drink it.
you mean the pharmacist?Simon wrote:
No, go to the chemist.. do you yanks have special clinics for diarrhea or something?Poseidon wrote:
Chemist..?Simon wrote:
Go to the chemist and ask what could help? I'm sure you'll be suprised that there arent many doctors on BF2s.
Don't you mean gastroenterologist?
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I see a certiain reassemblance.
ThaReaper
I see a certiain reassemblance.
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Bananas. Stop eating crap food too.