Shit in aisle 12

2008-03-22 12:28:20

#1

SamTheMan:D: Banned; +856|6391|England

looool!!!

So at work, theres this man shopping by himself bout 40-50s, half way down an aisle

plop

shit drops out the bottom of his trousers

what does he do?

carry on walkin and goes to the checkout

and some lucky guy got the pleasure of cleaning it up

roooooooofflll

god knows what the other customers think

discuss

EDIT: true story

Last edited by SamTheMan:D (2008-03-22 12:29:16)

2008-03-22 12:29:08

#2

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6819|dm_maidenhead

hahaha lol.

Reminds me of Little Britain.

Were you the one who had to clean it?

2008-03-22 12:29:27

#3

SamTheMan:D: Banned; +856|6391|England

Peter wrote:
hahaha lol.

Reminds me of Little Britain.

Were you the one who had to clean it?

neg

2008-03-22 12:31:01

#4

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|7101|West Yorkshire, U.K

Thats disgusting

2008-03-22 12:34:10

#5

NantanCochise: Member; +55|6395|Portugal/United States

wtf?

2008-03-22 12:34:59

#6

rh27: Not really a Brit; +51|7013|England

He probably didn't even realise til he got home.

Poor guy.

2008-03-22 12:37:29

#7

seb--morin: Im high; +152|7057|Montréal, Québec

He got too much buttseck in his life... He don't feel anything in this area no more..

2008-03-22 12:38:47

#8

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6524|Birmingham, UK

Wow, ill swing by Sam-land and pay you a "special" visit at work

2008-03-22 12:40:24

#9

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6955|Long Island, New York

Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:
Wow, ill swing by Sam-land and pay you a "special" visit at work

Bring your shotgun to work, Sam.

2008-03-22 12:42:23

#10

SamTheMan:D: Banned; +856|6391|England

Poseidon wrote:
Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:
Wow, ill swing by Sam-land and pay you a "special" visit at work
Bring your shotgun to work, Sam.

i shall

2008-03-22 12:43:03

#11

hurricane2oo5: Do One Ya Mug !!!; +176|7181|mansfield

How can he not notice , my arse hurts when i do a 15 inch sized log.

2008-03-22 12:43:31

#12

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6524|Birmingham, UK

hurricane2oo5 wrote:
How can he not notice , my arse hurts when i do a 15 inch sized log.

And i'm sure we all wanted to hear this.

2008-03-22 12:44:41

#13

Stimey: +786|6537|Ontario | Canada

Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:
hurricane2oo5 wrote:
How can he not notice , my arse hurts when i do a 15 inch sized log.
And i'm sure we all wanted to hear this.

Ofc

2008-03-22 12:45:00

#14

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6524|Birmingham, UK

Poseidon wrote:
Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:
Wow, ill swing by Sam-land and pay you a "special" visit at work
Bring your shotgun to work, Sam.

I know, there's sooooooooooo many shop-lifters thesedays.

Anyway, we'll call it 'bout 4-ish?

2008-03-22 12:47:40

#15

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6765|Belfast

pics or it didnt happen

2008-03-22 13:34:55

#16

ceslayer23: IN YOUR MIRROR; +142|6778|CLOSER THAN I APPEAR

it was me

2008-03-22 13:36:39

#17

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6917|so randum

Some dickhead middle aged women knocked over a display of whisky at my work last week.

Walked off!.

Sale cost of booze - £300

Her being stopped as she trys to leave, and made to pay - Priceless.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-03-22 13:37:24

#18

Airwolf: Latter Alcoholic; +287|7137|Scotland

Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:
hurricane2oo5 wrote:
How can he not notice , my arse hurts when i do a 15 inch sized log.
And i'm sure we all wanted to hear this.

Fucking lol!

2008-03-22 13:43:29

#19

v3kt0r: Member; +7|6643|in a cave w/ my guns & dope

To be incontinent, is to be sexy.

rofl

2008-03-22 16:01:28

#20

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6906|Gogledd Cymru

I hate it when gaffots knock stuff over then leave it, Some woman knocked over this stack of bog roll I stacked, took me ages, she just said oopsie and walked off without even stopping.

Bitch.

2008-03-22 16:06:25

#21

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7260|Alberta, Canada

You gotta be shittin' me, u srs?

You should have gotten it on tape, that would have been fuckin' ace.

2008-03-22 16:06:28

#22

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6765|Belfast

The Sheriff wrote:
I hate it when gaffots knock stuff over then leave it, Some woman knocked over this stack of bog roll I stacked, took me ages, she just said oopsie and walked off without even stopping.

Bitch.

Bitch

2008-03-22 16:06:40

#23

SamTheMan:D: Banned; +856|6391|England

The Sheriff wrote:
I hate it when gaffots knock stuff over then leave it, Some woman knocked over this stack of bog roll I stacked, took me ages, she just said oopsie and walked off without even stopping.

Bitch.

i no wat u mean some slut knocked 2 bob the builder sledges off today and ran off

2008-03-22 16:07:54

#24

jord: Member; +2,382|7095|The North, beyond the wall.

SamTheMan:D wrote:
The Sheriff wrote:
I hate it when gaffots knock stuff over then leave it, Some woman knocked over this stack of bog roll I stacked, took me ages, she just said oopsie and walked off without even stopping.

Bitch.
i no wat u mean some slut knocked 2 bob the builder sledges off today and ran off

This bitch I work with forgot to set the detonator enough time for me to escape.

Bitch?

2008-03-22 16:10:36

#25

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6765|Belfast

SamTheMan:D wrote:
The Sheriff wrote:
I hate it when gaffots knock stuff over then leave it, Some woman knocked over this stack of bog roll I stacked, took me ages, she just said oopsie and walked off without even stopping.

Bitch.
i no wat u mean some slut knocked 2 bob the builder sledges off today and ran off

Bitch

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