You know what I fucking hate?

2008-03-26 16:28:27

#1

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6699|Phoenix, AZ

Look, I travel, a lot, I like to travel...

But you know what pisses me off?

Security? No.

Long waits? No.

Shitty movies? No.

I hate the fucking people getting off the plane, they piss me off so much!!!!

What sereiously pisses me off is this... When the open the door, and people are getting off, THEY NEVER GET THEIR SHIT FROM THE OVERHEAD AND HOLD IT.

No. They have to wait till the LAST FUCKING PERSON is already walking before they fumble with their shit in the overhead, Last sunday I was in the 3rd from last seat and everyone did this

So for everyone

When exiting the fucking plane, please remember that the FLIGHT IS OVER, once that door opens, I want you to grab your shit, and as soon as you can walk, WALK FFS.

/Rant over

2008-03-26 16:28:50

#2

kptk92: u; +972|6888|tc_london

yes

2008-03-26 16:30:06

#3

jord: Member; +2,382|7158|The North, beyond the wall.

There's no rush. Calm yourself down.

Or better yet, first class it.

2008-03-26 16:31:53

#4

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7222|FUCK UBISOFT

jord wrote:
There's no rush. Calm yourself down.

Or better yet, egg yolk it.

2008-03-26 16:32:47

#5

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|7120|Your moms bedroom

kindly explain the the stewardess that you have a tight connecting flight and you need to get off the plane asap when you land, she will make an announcement telling people to sit the fuck down so others can catch thier flights, ie you, or she will find someone to switch seats with you with someone closer to the front

and if your traveling so much why arent you logging in online and picking a seat at the front of the plane?

Last edited by Locoloki (2008-03-26 16:33:51)

2008-03-26 16:35:10

#6

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6441|Washington DC

jord wrote:
There's no rush. Calm yourself down.

Or better yet, first class it.

One time I got bumped up to first class, it was so cash. Me, my father, some businessmen, a dude in the Army, and I think some chick.

We got fucking COOKIES AND MILK for dessert. (which is a good thing)

Last edited by HurricaИe (2008-03-26 16:35:22)

2008-03-26 16:35:14

#7

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|7005|South Florida

Miggle wrote:
jord wrote:
There's no rush. Calm yourself down.

Or better yet, egg yolk it.

qft to the lmao

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-03-26 16:38:46

#8

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|7120|Your moms bedroom

HurricaИe wrote:
jord wrote:
There's no rush. Calm yourself down.

Or better yet, first class it.
One time I got bumped up to first class, it was so cash. Me, my father, some businessmen, a dude in the Army, and I think some chick.

We got fucking COOKIES AND MILK for dessert. (which is a good thing)

Heh, sucks to be you

My company got me last minute tickets to go to work, and had to buy me first class

I drank about 8 bottles of the mini-Jack Daniels and proceeded to make a drunken ass of myself (free of charge of course)

2008-03-26 16:49:48

#9

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6699|Phoenix, AZ

I would go closer to the front but those are always locked down

I remember someone referring to the coach passengers walking past first class to get to their seats the, "Poverty Parade"

I lol'd

2008-03-26 17:04:23

#10

jord: Member; +2,382|7158|The North, beyond the wall.

GodFather wrote:
I would go closer to the front but those are always locked down

I remember someone referring to the coach passengers walking past first class to get to their seats the, "Poverty Parade"

I lol'd

I would of smacked him in the face.

Then lol'd.

2008-03-26 17:20:57

#11

jonnykill: The Microwave Man; +235|7159

Just grab your shit and push everyone out of the way. It's not against the law to be rude. Matter of fact when they say "hey!" just turn and look back at them with that "your a slow stupid asshole look". They'll catch on.

Last edited by jonnykill (2008-03-26 17:22:10)

2008-03-26 17:24:58

#12

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7289|Marathon, Florida Keys

start yelling about how theres a bomb, that will get them off the plane really fast.

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2008-03-26 18:33:47

#13

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6919|Brisbane, Australia

HurricaИe wrote:
it was so cash.

Never say that again.

For all of us.

Please.

>_<

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2008-03-26 18:38:29

#14

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6918|King Of The Islands

HurricaИe wrote:
We got fucking COOKIES AND MILK for dessert. (which is a good thing)

When is it not?

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2008-03-26 18:38:34

#15

Brasso: member; +1,549|7110

jord wrote:
GodFather wrote:
I would go closer to the front but those are always locked down

I remember someone referring to the coach passengers walking past first class to get to their seats the, "Poverty Parade"

I lol'd
I would of smacked him in the face.

Then lol'd.

fuck. i travel coach every single fucking time. douchebags.

and i've been to over 20 countries. maybe that's why i need to travel coach.

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2008-03-26 18:39:42

#16

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|7120|Your moms bedroom

haffeysucks wrote:
jord wrote:
GodFather wrote:
I would go closer to the front but those are always locked down

I remember someone referring to the coach passengers walking past first class to get to their seats the, "Poverty Parade"

I lol'd
I would of smacked him in the face.

Then lol'd.
fuck. i travel coach every single fucking time. douchebags.

and i've been to over 20 countries. maybe that's why i need to travel coach.

Meh, ill make it a point to fart everytime i go through first class from now on, better to get it out up there than back at my seat were most likely i will sit next to a poverty parade coed hottie

Last edited by Locoloki (2008-03-26 18:40:42)

2008-03-27 02:49:29

#17

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6980|so randum

First Class BA all the way.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-03-27 02:59:30

#18

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6828|Belfast

Aer Lingus FTL!

2008-03-27 04:20:13

#19

theDude5B: Cool member; +805|7230

What i find is funny is that when the plane lands, the steward(ess) says clearly "The plane has landed, please wait until it has come to a standstill and the captain has switched off the seatbelt sign" easy to understand yes.

But what happens is that when the plane has come to a standstill, everyone suddenly jumps out their seats, grabs their shit and then stand waiting to get out. Do they not realise that even though the plane is now still, they still have to get the ramp to the door, secure it, then open the door? What the fuck is the point in standing for another 5-10 minutes?

2008-03-27 04:43:01

#20

rh27: Not really a Brit; +51|7076|England

FatherTed wrote:
First Class BA all the way.

Don't forget Virgin, those fully reclining seats are pretty nice.

2008-03-27 04:54:59

#21

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6980|so randum

rh27 wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
First Class BA all the way.
Don't forget Virgin, those fully reclining seats are pretty nice.

Can't stand Virgin Cola.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-03-27 04:57:52

#22

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7058|Columbus, OH

Getting off the plane is always a SLOW process. I wish there was more than one exit or a new process like ejection seats.

GodFather wrote:
I would go closer to the front but those are always locked down

I remember someone referring to the coach passengers walking past first class to get to their seats the, "Poverty Parade"

I lol'd

Heather Mills?

Last edited by loubot (2008-03-27 05:00:13)

2008-03-27 05:02:19

#23

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7172

I've flown 1st class once. I was bumped on my way back to NYC from Buenos Aires, which was awesome, because that was a ~14 hour flight. I think it is Midwest airlines where every seat is business class. That was sweet, I got cookies I think. I was on my way to Kansas, I think.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2008-03-27 05:02:28)

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2008-03-27 05:08:30

#24

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6943|A W S M F O X

L2pack Lightly Imo

2008-03-27 05:09:41

#25

Gawwad: My way or Haddaway!; +212|7164|Espoo, Finland

What's the hurry?
I bet you're one of the people who HAVE to open their seatbelt before the seatbelt sign is turned off...

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