Poll
Do you think Google is Fooling us?
| Yes, just like the last few years | 51% | 51% - 27 | ||||
| No, you're parinoid | 23% | 23% - 12 | ||||
| meh. i vote just to see the results | 25% | 25% - 13 | ||||
| Total: 52 | ||||||
Epic lawls.
Yes. Epic fools jokeGoogle wrote:
How does it work?
Gmail utilizes an e-flux capacitor to resolve issues of causality (see Grandfather Paradox).
How come I only get ten?
Our researchers have concluded that allowing each person more than ten pre-dated emails per year would cause people to lose faith in the accuracy of time, thus rendering the feature useless.
Their findings:
N = Total emails sent
P = Probability that user believes the time stamp
φ = The Golden Ratio
L = Average life expectancy
Their findings:
N = Total emails sent
P = Probability that user believes the time stamp
φ = The Golden Ratio
L = Average life expectancy
N = Total emails sent
P = Probability that user believes the time stamp
φ = The Golden Ratio
L = Average life expectancy
Yes. Epic fools jokeGoogle wrote:
How does it work?
Gmail utilizes an e-flux capacitor to resolve issues of causality (see Grandfather Paradox).
How come I only get ten?
Our researchers have concluded that allowing each person more than ten pre-dated emails per year would cause people to lose faith in the accuracy of time, thus rendering the feature useless.
Their findings:
N = Total emails sent
P = Probability that user believes the time stamp
φ = The Golden Ratio
L = Average life expectancy
Yes. Epic fools jokeGoogle wrote:
How does it work?
Gmail utilizes an e-flux capacitor to resolve issues of causality (see Grandfather Paradox).
How come I only get ten?
Our researchers have concluded that allowing each person more than ten pre-dated emails per year would cause people to lose faith in the accuracy of time, thus rendering the feature useless.
Their findings:
N = Total emails sent
P = Probability that user believes the time stamp
φ = The Golden Ratio
L = Average life expectancy
Yes. Epic fools jokeGoogle wrote:
How does it work?
Gmail utilizes an e-flux capacitor to resolve issues of causality (see Grandfather Paradox).
How come I only get ten?
Our researchers have concluded that allowing each person more than ten pre-dated emails per year would cause people to lose faith in the accuracy of time, thus rendering the feature useless.
Their findings:
N = Total emails sent
P = Probability that user believes the time stamp
φ = The Golden Ratio
L = Average life expectancy
Holy shit quadruple post!
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
And the time signatures are all screwedLaidBackNinja wrote:
Holy shit quadruple post!
Considering last year when they 'offered' consumers free high-speed wireless Internet through their home plumbing systems - I'm pretty sure this too is a joke!
Also, check out all of Google's past hoaxes - some are pretty funny!
Also, check out all of Google's past hoaxes - some are pretty funny!
Last edited by kylef (2008-03-31 23:36:34)
I was wondering if google was going to do a April fools joke.
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
I like the one they did last year about free internet through your toilet.... !
Definately fooling us
Guys, there's no way this is a prank. Google owns everything, why not time? I mean, there's some fancy jargon, I'm sold.
good point lulzieh4hagen wrote:
Guys, there's no way this is a prank. Google owns everything, why not time? I mean, there's some fancy jargon, I'm sold.
and now here IS a company offering fibre-to-the-home through the sewers, so...............kylef wrote:
Considering last year when they 'offered' consumers free high-speed wireless Internet through their home plumbing systems - I'm pretty sure this too is a joke!
Also, check out all of Google's past hoaxes - some are pretty funny!
Last edited by samfink (2008-04-01 12:40:44)
I broke something apparently. I tried to reply with the after the first post, it never appeared. So I retyped it. Same thing. I almost notified Kmarion, but I worked 12 hours yesterday so I couldnt be botheredLaidBackNinja wrote:
Holy shit quadruple post!
I come home to day, wake up the PC from sleep and ffs its still "loading" the same reply Anyways it was a good April Fool's Day; the innovative ideas Google comes up with is pretty if you ask me. Funny how many "other" thread about this spawned, too.
Gmail utilizes an e-flux capacitor to resolve issues of causality
I c wat they did thar!
I c wat they did thar!
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