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Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning "Large Penis."

"they dont call him max(Maximilian) for nothing!"
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max truly does mean more

yo shaquanda u c max, hes got so much more!
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The act of doing fuck-all everyday, usually accompanied by beer, MSN and Nintendo 64.

I wish I could have a max-day.
Why can Max have a max-day everyday?
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To get extremely high, to the point of not being able to stand.

"Dude let's get hella maxed tonight!"
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1. Extremely extreme, often other Maxs die after acouple days of skateboarding, because of bringing their "game up".
2. Under cover rapper.
3. Once addicted to caffine.
4. Has "great" ideas that often lead to overall failure in life
5. A male will a large reproductive organ penis.
6. Loves "cup noodles"
7. Can taste a difference in peanut butters
8. Friend of Bigfoot
9. most commonly all defenitions

1. c.s.i guy: A John Doe tried to 180 switch foot nollie over 24 stairs.
c.s.i guy2: damn it johnson another one in the same week
nameless pimp: his name musta been Max
Ash(from pokemon): yeah his name was probley Max

2. Compton c.r.i.p. rap battle
Max: my beats so fly i dont gota try when i ride the ghettos they all think im fly of course im the guy when you need a ride...ect.
audience: DAAAYUUMMM

3. teacher: Tom when did Columbus land on Plymouth Rock?
Tom: uh, I don't know man... but I saw a tottal Max in a alley chugin' a water bottle wit some caf-pills, yuh dig?

4. max: okay so man what we do is we learn how to do backflips and crazy shit like that then we join a circus
flourince: damn man your whack
*40 years later*
-wheeze- get away from my grocery cart you hoe i need to live in somthin too!

5. girl 1 walks out from boy bathroom
girl 2: Why you so happy?
girl 1: I met a max

6. jessica alba: you wana do it?
max: um okay do you have cup noodles here
jessica: um yeah
max: can i have it?
jessica: you wana do it?!?
max: um yeah yeah can i have the cup noodles
jessica: um yeah here
max: HAAHAHAHA FUCK YOU I HACE CUP NOODLES!!!!!

7. Thomas the train: here eat some peanut butter
max: what the fuck are you tring to kill me this peanut butter got here on a Fedex truck and the guy who sold it to you didnt wash his hands.
Thomas the train: aw hell no!

8. max: aw damn man this is my song
bigfoot: yo max i didnt know you chilled at this club
max: ya man remember that sick part last week...etc.

9. mario: this dude was crazy but he died last week sucks assballs
luigi: oh yeah man he was rappin like crazy but he was poppin caffine pills in some cup noddles.
mario: yah man he was crazy like he was snortin peanut butter and he new where it came from n crazy shit like that
luigi: but he pissed me off him in bigfoot where skating the boston marathon and his huge banna tottaly got princess peach wet...
mario: yeah well he died and his money scam didnt work to well...
luigi: lets go get some shrooms and hang out with Bowser
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The act of consuming any large amount of food, eating a lot of something

I'm finna max on that burger and fries...watch out.

Oh man dude, I'm so hungry right now, I could probably max a fat-ass horse.


fuck yeah, this site speaks the truth. Hooge cock FTW


Or for Maximilian

   
Gods source of all power, genius, sexy mother fucker, likes to kill people name ken, loves women, great in bed, greatest known man in all of the free world
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the ultimate

You are a kew mother fucker but I am Maximilian. or I am the maxmilian of sex machines.

Double fuck yes!

tl;dr

For christ´s sake, who the hell writes this shit?

Robert:

1.
ROBERT is the #996 most common female name.
0.008% of females in the US are named ROBERT.
Around 10200 US females are named ROBERT!

2.
Robert, a man's man with a very large penis who is an extremely generous lover

I mounted Robert last night... OMG he's hung like a horse an fucks like a stallion

3.
(n) a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings.

~ wtf??? What kind of porn? Illegal in 129 countries? 0mg... ~ :S

4.
Robert, noun, euphemistic term for a fake vagina; a form of sex toy designed to imitate a vagina, pleasure is achieved by penetration and continual thrusts into the device, a Robert.

5.
Is a very powerful name. Most CEO's are named Robert, which in return they are usualy wealthy. Parents that name thier child Robert expect them to be very succesful. It is usually seen as the first born son's name. A good match for Robert's are females named Brittany or Nishelle. The names Robert and Brittany together tend to create an everlasting love that will never end.

~ Althoug I´m the first born son, this is just bullshit! ~

6.
NOTTT SMOOOTH everr in life

~ yeah right! ~


Seriously, who comes up with all this bullshit?

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1. rick  97 up, 33 down 

to completely and utterly screw something up so badly that it cannot be repaired. The result of sending in an idiot to deal with a burched situation.

That thing with Brenda is ricked. I'm just never going to call her again. It will be easier.

tags messed up screwed up fubared destroyed embarassed
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2. Rick  9 up, 1 down 

A human with a severe lack of common sense, and powerfully apathetic towards his/her deficiency.

"Did you hear about 'X'?"
"No I didn't"
"Well, he was chasing a butterfly with his car and he ran off the interstate into ditch."
"Wow, what a Rick!"

tags idiot dummy stupid moron silly slow challenged apathetic
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3. rick  11 up, 13 down 

To kill and animal or person while hunting, usually referring to a head shot. From the episode of Whitest Kids U Know in which they refer to their friend Rick who recently died in a hunting accident.

"You just shot that squirrel's head off!"
"Yeah, I ricked it."

tags whitest kids u know head shot squirrel hunting kill
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Dick

Bond

linus     

Beauty and royalty. Flaxen haired. Pure example of manhood.

Linus sure is a king among men.

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a nickname for arsenal who are coincidentally the best team in the world and we have thierry henry and cesc fabregas and theo walcott and manyoo have stupid rooney, very stupid rooney

"go gooners!"

6.      sean      46 up, 202 down    
   
the incorrect spelling of the name Shaun

man:ok could you spell your name please
sean: sure its S-E-A-N
man: ha ha your name rhymes with bean
sean: accually its pronounced shaun
man: then why dont you spell it like that
(commonly used excuse) sean: i spell it the irish way

But it's true, it's the Irish way DAMMIT!

7.      sean     
   
to cut a hookah coal in half so that it lights better
I couldn't get the coal lit, so i seaned it and it lit in a second.

1.      sean     
   
a sexy/hot/awsome person

1.dammmm, whata sean

Agreed.

4.      Sean     
   
Verb
-To sean

To sag way more than is morally acceptable. When someone sags like a Sean it usually burns your eye balls out because you can see thier ass crack.

"Man, I just went blind from watching Bob sean

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7.      Tim     
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A guy that likes to take advantage of drunk juvenile girls.

oh look at that pedophile, i bet his name is tim

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1. keaton  45 up, 13 down 

a really tall dude who leads girls on ... alot.

maddie: dude, look at him. he is such a keaton
alexis: i know. he does that all of the time.

wow
spot on lol

EDIT:
except teh tall part i guess

That's my name too.  But as far as the definition, the tall part more describes me than the leading on thing.

1-a kind guy whos easy to talk to
and can make you laugh while at the same time can be sexy


Dude! i was talking to the new kid and like, hes totally a serge!

2-the state of being fucking black

Damn Yo That Nigga is So Serge that they call him midnight.

David     

One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.

"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath."

I'm McLovin, bitches.