steelie34
pub hero!
+603|6858|the land of bourbon
https://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w171/steelie34/DanicaPatrick.jpg

https://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w171/steelie34/danica_patrick.jpg

https://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w171/steelie34/danica109.jpg

if this is what you consider fail, then i agree!
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Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7098|London, England

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

all your mothers fail too I guess.
My mum is a crazy driver, and my dad drives so slow that I want to get out of the car and walk
Airwolf
Latter Alcoholic
+287|7197|Scotland

kptk92 wrote:

No my Mum is a good driver
seconded.


no rly, kptk's mum is fucking awesome.
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6871|The Gem Saloon



that bitch has the body of a 10 year old boy.
steelie34
pub hero!
+603|6858|the land of bourbon

Parker wrote:




that bitch has the body of a 10 year old boy.
crazy talk parker!
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kptk92
u
+972|6885|tc_london

Airwolf wrote:

kptk92 wrote:

No my Mum is a good driver
seconded.


no rly, kptk's mum is fucking awesome.
If that is a sexual joke you have implied on my mother, you shall be incinerated by burning piranhas
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7117|Your moms bedroom
Danica is about an inch taller than being a DILF....(MILF was taken)
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7130
Somewhat related:

https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
Home
Section.80
+447|7325|Seattle, Washington, USA

Yeah, my mom isn't a great driver, but she's not bad. I consider myself a pretty good driver in comparison to my peers. But I can't hold a candle to my grandpa, he's been driving 18 wheelers for 40 years without a single accident ever.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7123|Poundland
I was out the other day, puleed up to let my mate go drop something off. There was enough space between me and the cars on the other side of the road you'd have been hard pressed not to fit a tank through.
This woman driver came up, slowed to a halt and proceeded to inch her way through like the car could barely fit
I passed my test 2 years ago to the day. Only had 1 crash, I reversed into something
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|7055|Columbus, OH
steelie34
pub hero!
+603|6858|the land of bourbon
she's tiny from what i hear... easy to throw around if ya know what i mean
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RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6957|Somewhere else

Mek-Izzle wrote:

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

all your mothers fail too I guess.
My mum is a crazy driver, and my dad drives so slow that I want to get out of the car and walk
lol, Not my mom. She's a pathetic alcoholic, and doesn't realize how fast she's going.  Her speeds tend to deviate from 55 mph down to 35 up to 80 when she realizes she going to slow, then back down to about 35 when she realizes she's going too fast.  She used to come pick us up from my dad's house from miles away when I was little, knowing that no one got hurt, it makes laugh looking back on it.

Luckily, she doesn't drive outside of town anymore.  Somehow, she's never been caught.
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|7121

steelie34 wrote:

she's tiny from what i hear... easy to throw around if ya know what i mean
what do you mean?
irishtop
Hopscotch Champion
+11|6640|Houston, Texas

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

steelie34 wrote:

she's tiny from what i hear... easy to throw around if ya know what i mean
what do you mean?
he likes to beat up little girls
argo4
Stand and Deliver
+86|6410|United States

Sgt.Davi wrote:

Dumb whore mothers outside my school, picking up theri kids everyday in their monster SUVs/Hummers piss the crap out of me

That can't park for shit and they always demand to pick up their kids direct from the exit to the prep school, so they form a huge queue that causes a huge traffic jam going back onto a busy road. Srsly, can't your kids walk like 10 fucking metres you dumb bitch?


To sum up, Soccermoms suck arse.
I can change their sucking habits
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7045|Mountains of NC

https://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w253/SEREMAKER/Funny/080229vw_beetles.jpg
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
steelie34
pub hero!
+603|6858|the land of bourbon

irishtop wrote:

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

steelie34 wrote:

she's tiny from what i hear... easy to throw around if ya know what i mean
what do you mean?
he likes to beat up little girls
lol exactly
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Spider1980
#1 Commander
+92|7019|Washington

Parker wrote:




that bitch has the body of a 10 year old boy.
And thats how you like them isnt it.
Even after looking at a hot 20 year old female, all you can see is 10 year old little boy in a bikini...
The#1Spot
Member
+105|7017|byah
Ever been to her web site it also fails  http://www.danicaracing.com/ . But you have to give Danica Patrick some credit she is a pro F1 Indy car driver and does pretty well.
The#1Spot
Member
+105|7017|byah

Spider1980 wrote:

Parker wrote:




that bitch has the body of a 10 year old boy.
And thats how you like them isnt it.
Even after looking at a hot 20 year old female, all you can see is 10 year old little boy in a bikini...
being 5'2'' and 100lbs does not help in the boob/ass area
Spider1980
#1 Commander
+92|7019|Washington

The#1Spot wrote:

Spider1980 wrote:

Parker wrote:





that bitch has the body of a 10 year old boy.
And thats how you like them isnt it.
Even after looking at a hot 20 year old female, all you can see is 10 year old little boy in a bikini...
being 5'2'' and 100lbs does not help in the boob/ass area
My wife is 5'3" 95lbs and I don't see her as a 10yr old little boy...
But if that's what you wanna think of them as then I guess its your fantasy..
Sgt.Gene
...
+215|7241

Mek-Izzle wrote:

Everybody fails at driving except me
Is that a challenge?

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