fuck it i'm gonna become asexual like a sponge

2008-04-04 18:32:37

#1

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6438|Washington DC

Is there not some other damn person who just can't hit his luck with women? I can talk to girls fine for the most part. It's when I try to get to know one better, in hopes of asking them out that I just epic fail.

I mean damn I'm probably not goin to my prom next year (there's always next year) cause I don't really know any chicks well enough to ask them out. I think I should chase that engineering degree, maybe I can make a device that increases lady-skills power.

2008-04-04 18:35:13

#2

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7109

Try This line.

Hurricane: Hey baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.

Girl: Fuck you Wanna get a room?

Worked for me, but then again, do teddy bears count?

2008-04-04 18:36:00

#3

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6630|what

HurricaИe wrote:
maybe I can make a device that increases lady-skills power.

Deodorant?

2008-04-04 18:36:08

#4

ATG: Banned; +5,233|7006|Global Command

My best advice;
go to where girls hang out, and act uninterested. Wait for them to talk to you.

Even better, talk a attractive female friend into going to such a place with you and introducing them to you.

Or, just stick to faping, it's cheaper.

2008-04-04 18:36:35

#5

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6438|Washington DC

Gooners wrote:
Try This line.

Hurricane: Hey baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.

Girl: Fuck you Wanna get a room?

Worked for me, but then again, do teddy bears count?

Ja they do if you're into that shit :S

2008-04-04 18:42:16

#6

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7109

HurricaИe wrote:
Gooners wrote:
Try This line.

Hurricane: Hey baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.

Girl: Fuck you Wanna get a room?

Worked for me, but then again, do teddy bears count?
Ja they do if you're into that shit :S

Not really, but it gets into your head when you talk with Max.

2008-04-04 18:42:49

#7

Strngs012: Could I have 10,000 marbles please; +40|6895|Florida

ATG wrote:
My best advice;
go to where girls hang out, and act uninterested. Wait for them to talk to you.

Thats not gonna work in the girls bathroom, in fact it might get you arrested.

2008-04-04 18:43:40

#8

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7109

Strngs012 wrote:
ATG wrote:
My best advice;
go to where girls hang out, and act uninterested. Wait for them to talk to you.
Thats not gonna work in the girls bathroom, in fact it might get you arrested.

Ha ha

2008-04-04 18:46:25

#9

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7234|Argentina

Women are a pain in the ass. They are ok for a fuck, but then they want you to stay. And if you stay they never leave.

/turns head waiting his wife is not reading this

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2008-04-04 18:47:28

#10

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6438|Washington DC

sergeriver wrote:
Women are a pain in the ass. They are ok for a fuck, but then they want you to stay. And if you stay they never leave.

/turns head waiting his wife is not reading this

I'd rather have them stay then not have them at all... lesser of two evils ja

2008-04-04 18:48:11

#11

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7045|Mountains of NC

hows your confidents level

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2008-04-04 18:49:36

#12

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7109

SEREMAKER wrote:
hows your confidents level

Well I guess you can tell by this thread.

j.k.

2008-04-04 18:50:18

#13

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7234|Argentina

HurricaИe wrote:
sergeriver wrote:
Women are a pain in the ass. They are ok for a fuck, but then they want you to stay. And if you stay they never leave.

/turns head waiting his wife is not reading this
I'd rather have them stay then not have them at all... lesser of two evils ja

That's because you are not married.

2008-04-04 18:54:42

#14

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6438|Washington DC

SEREMAKER wrote:
hows your confidents level

It's decent. It's a matter of wtf do I talk about

2008-04-04 18:56:07

#15

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7109

Whats wrong with being asexual?

2008-04-04 18:57:26

#16

Blehm98: conservative hatemonger; +150|6940|meh-land

Strngs012 wrote:
ATG wrote:
My best advice;
go to where girls hang out, and act uninterested. Wait for them to talk to you.
Thats not gonna work in the girls bathroom, in fact it might get you arrested.

not in california

there are ways around that now

at least in school bathrooms

2008-04-04 18:58:22

#17

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7045|Mountains of NC

HurricaИe wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
hows your confidents level
It's decent. It's a matter of wtf do I talk about

its all about being funny and having a protection aura around you ........ if a chick thinks your funny and feels safe, you're in

2008-04-04 18:58:40

#18

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7234|Argentina

HurricaИe wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
hows your confidents level
It's decent. It's a matter of wtf do I talk about

A casual conversation, nothing too obvious. Be yourself. if that doesn't work you can go like: "Hi, do you want me to make you a baby?".

2008-04-04 19:00:13

#19

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7234|Argentina

SEREMAKER wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
hows your confidents level
It's decent. It's a matter of wtf do I talk about
its all about being funny and having a protection aura around you

True. If all goes well you'll need protection.

2008-04-04 19:01:35

#20

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6438|Washington DC

fuck i'd give up /b/ for the rest of my life if it got me a girl

2008-04-04 19:01:42

#21

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7122

HurricaИe wrote:
sergeriver wrote:
Women are a pain in the ass. They are ok for a fuck, but then they want you to stay. And if you stay they never leave.

/turns head waiting his wife is not reading this
I'd rather have them stay then not have them at all... lesser of two evils ja

hahaha you can always hire those girls over the internet just pay some money fuck them and then dump them or find some strippers

2008-04-04 19:04:55

#22

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7045|Mountains of NC

all you need is to get laid .......... after the first time then you're confidence will get better

* off to the bunny ranch *

2008-04-04 19:05:03

#23

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|7040|British Columbia, Canada

Do you just want to get laid?

Or could you care less about that?

2008-04-04 19:06:09

#24

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7015|Long Island, New York

Hurricane.

2010.

Bunny Ranch.

Watch Cathouse on HBO if you want a feel of what it is.

2008-04-04 19:06:22

#25

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7122

SEREMAKER wrote:
all you need is to get laid .......... after the first time then you're confidence will get better

* off to the bunny ranch *

where is this bunny ranch? must be some secret place where SEREMAKER can only get into

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