Yeah, if you want to pull out, DON'T do that. I learned the hard way.RoosterCantrell wrote:
Now acting like you don't care is an ego shock, and to prove they are good enough, they'll WANT you, so they can know that they rangled you in with thier sexiness.
HurricaИe wrote:
fuck i'd give up /b/ for the rest of my life if it got me a girl
Well that explains a whole fucking lot. Get off a website that isnt filled with pedos and "alternative lifestylers" and for once in your life the chicks youre interested in wont be making the needle on the fat/weeaboo meter bouncing around EXTREMELY FUCKING HIGH!HurricaИe wrote:
/b/
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As he pointed out, it might.
Brilliant advice.
Brilliant advice.
you still have a hope even the hat in the hat says so:
You can never give up /b/ hurri. Even if you try it will call for you, No Matter what you do, No matter where you go, No matter who you are, /b/ will always /b/e there, Calling, /b/eckoning for you to come /b/ack. Do you know why? /b/ecause /b/ is inside you, It's in your character it's a part of who you are now. Looking at ll the memes you spout on a day to day basis, Rick Roll, Bel-Air, Pedobear, All of them are what you gained from the influence and affect of /b/ over the internet, All these memes are ingrained into your mindset right now. You cannot remove them, Even if you disconnect yourself from the internet and lead a life of isolation with a girl on a deserted island for the next 40 years you will still /b/e a /b/tard hurri.HurricaИe wrote:
fuck i'd give up /b/ for the rest of my life if it got me a girl
/b/ will always /b/e inside you. Like it is inside me, And Lava(Yearning to come out), And Max, and Anyone else who visits /b/. /b/ is a part of us and we are a part of /b/, /b/ut we are not the same kind of /b/tard, You are a Memefag i.e. a /b/tard who only visits /b/ for the memes and stays for maybe an hour or 2 at a time, The Most Lulziest/Newfaggish of all /b/tards, All you want from /b/ is some Lulz, There is nothing wrong with that as long as you dont try to force these memes on others, And know when they stop being funny. Lava is a Weeaboo Fag He visits /b/ not just for the Lulz that we all do, But for the dreams and fantasies about Anime, Anime Girls, Etc that he can express to others safely and secretly in his own home without ridicule, He may stay for hours at a time on either /b/ or /a/ or that new one /jp/ discussing with others like him all the things to his hearts content. There is also nothing wrong with that as long as he knows where the line between fantasy and reality ends. Max? Well we all know what he is.
Now what kind of Fag am I? Well to tell you the truth there is no proper /b/ definition for what kind of /b/tard I am. I do admit i like Violence, and Gore. But not all of it. I prefer the kind that involves adult people, Not Animals, Nor Children, or Anything with innocence being harmed. I admit i have tendencies to act out and force all attention albeit negative on me, And I know i do act like an internet tough guy sometimes, But thats not really me. I just do it for the Lulz. Now tell me? Am I a gurofag? No I'm impartial to it. Am I a dramafag? Sometimes when i fell like pissing off a few people here I pull a chris crocker, And am I a guy who's so pathetic that he lives his life out on the internet? Being honest. Partially yes. But so is anyone else on this vast interwebs that posts in an online forum, Acting in a way they would not do so in real life.
So what kind of Fag Am I? The answer is A mix of all of the Above, And none of the Above. Because it all depends on what time you observe my actions. Right now I am talking to you just as I am right now, Me David just one guy who loves to dick around on the internet for his own personal enjoyment because live has been shit to him at most times. Like most /b/tards. /b/ut the thing is lots of people are /b/tards and without even knowing it. They share some qualities of this Great Collective Asshole of the Internet that poisons all that comes in contact with it, You see Hurri, We are all/b/tards even if we dont visit it /b/ or know about it's existence. Because we are all Human. And our capacity for one act or emotion or feeling can /b/e matched or exceeded by it's exact opposite.
/b/ is just life uncensored except in a safe place where noone really gets hurt(Unless they want too or have the means to do it to someone else)
Do you think if life was like this people would still exist? Hell no! We'd have been dead a long time ago.
Listen to me Hurri i am /b/ and so are you. We all are /b/ giving it up is an impossibility, Because we would have to give up what makes Humans human!
/End
(No i'm not high just Tired)
Q. F. T.David.P wrote:
You can never give up /b/ hurri. Even if you try it will call for you, No Matter what you do, No matter where you go, No matter who you are, /b/ will always /b/e there, Calling, /b/eckoning for you to come /b/ack. Do you know why? /b/ecause /b/ is inside you, It's in your character it's a part of who you are now. Looking at ll the memes you spout on a day to day basis, Rick Roll, Bel-Air, Pedobear, All of them are what you gained from the influence and affect of /b/ over the internet, All these memes are ingrained into your mindset right now. You cannot remove them, Even if you disconnect yourself from the internet and lead a life of isolation with a girl on a deserted island for the next 40 years you will still /b/e a /b/tard hurri.HurricaИe wrote:
fuck i'd give up /b/ for the rest of my life if it got me a girl
/b/ will always /b/e inside you. Like it is inside me, And Lava(Yearning to come out), And Max, and Anyone else who visits /b/. /b/ is a part of us and we are a part of /b/, /b/ut we are not the same kind of /b/tard, You are a Memefag i.e. a /b/tard who only visits /b/ for the memes and stays for maybe an hour or 2 at a time, The Most Lulziest/Newfaggish of all /b/tards, All you want from /b/ is some Lulz, There is nothing wrong with that as long as you dont try to force these memes on others, And know when they stop being funny. Lava is a Weeaboo Fag He visits /b/ not just for the Lulz that we all do, But for the dreams and fantasies about Anime, Anime Girls, Etc that he can express to others safely and secretly in his own home without ridicule, He may stay for hours at a time on either /b/ or /a/ or that new one /jp/ discussing with others like him all the things to his hearts content. There is also nothing wrong with that as long as he knows where the line between fantasy and reality ends. Max? Well we all know what he is.
Now what kind of Fag am I? Well to tell you the truth there is no proper /b/ definition for what kind of /b/tard I am. I do admit i like Violence, and Gore. But not all of it. I prefer the kind that involves adult people, Not Animals, Nor Children, or Anything with innocence being harmed. I admit i have tendencies to act out and force all attention albeit negative on me, And I know i do act like an internet tough guy sometimes, But thats not really me. I just do it for the Lulz. Now tell me? Am I a gurofag? No I'm impartial to it. Am I a dramafag? Sometimes when i fell like pissing off a few people here I pull a chris crocker, And am I a guy who's so pathetic that he lives his life out on the internet? Being honest. Partially yes. But so is anyone else on this vast interwebs that posts in an online forum, Acting in a way they would not do so in real life.
So what kind of Fag Am I? The answer is A mix of all of the Above, And none of the Above. Because it all depends on what time you observe my actions. Right now I am talking to you just as I am right now, Me David just one guy who loves to dick around on the internet for his own personal enjoyment because live has been shit to him at most times. Like most /b/tards. /b/ut the thing is lots of people are /b/tards and without even knowing it. They share some qualities of this Great Collective Asshole of the Internet that poisons all that comes in contact with it, You see Hurri, We are all/b/tards even if we dont visit it /b/ or know about it's existence. Because we are all Human. And our capacity for one act or emotion or feeling can /b/e matched or exceeded by it's exact opposite.
/b/ is just life uncensored except in a safe place where noone really gets hurt(Unless they want too or have the means to do it to someone else)
Do you think if life was like this people would still exist? Hell no! We'd have been dead a long time ago.
Listen to me Hurri i am /b/ and so are you. We all are /b/ giving it up is an impossibility, Because we would have to give up what makes Humans human!
/End
(No i'm not high just Tired)
Well look how your just so popular here, YOUR THE MAN!. Why don't you try some of your smartness like you always show off here and get some girls to go out with you.??HurricaИe wrote:
Is there not some other damn person who just can't hit his luck with women? I can talk to girls fine for the most part. It's when I try to get to know one better, in hopes of asking them out that I just epic fail.
I mean damn I'm probably not goin to my prom next year (there's always next year) cause I don't really know any chicks well enough to ask them out. I think I should chase that engineering degree, maybe I can make a device that increases lady-skills power.
If all fails, you can try this one:
Its for analsex in specific, but should work for general purposes, too.
~edit~ lol, I don´t know how to embed youtube here ~edit~
~edit2~ Figured it out! yay! ~edit2~
Its for analsex in specific, but should work for general purposes, too.
~edit~ lol, I don´t know how to embed youtube here ~edit~
~edit2~ Figured it out! yay! ~edit2~
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Just for a record it's a fact that spending more time talking to people on the internet lowers your confidence when talking to people in the REAL world. I really can't be arsed talkin' to girls becuase they are uninteresting, maybe I'll find their talk about shoes and gossip somewhat interesting someday but not now. So If I wan't some lady treatment I just go to the nightclubs. It's like ten times easier. You don't have to talk to them, you just go up start dancing beside them, feel their ass and their sides and starding dancing with them, about 30 seconds in you score and once the song is over and your lips are tired you just walk away and go get a drink and talk to your friends. And obviously when I get a little older I'll be taking them home but I'm only 15.
You will win, I'm serious, this book fucking helps shitload.
Yeah, well, it's a fact that some researchers found that masturbating makes you more confident. I'd say it equals out for Hurri.Jackabo wrote:
Just for a record it's a fact that spending more time talking to people on the internet lowers your confidence when talking to people in the REAL world. I really can't be arsed talkin' to girls becuase they are uninteresting, maybe I'll find their talk about shoes and gossip somewhat interesting someday but not now. So If I wan't some lady treatment I just go to the nightclubs. It's like ten times easier. You don't have to talk to them, you just go up start dancing beside them, feel their ass and their sides and starding dancing with them, about 30 seconds in you score and once the song is over and your lips are tired you just walk away and go get a drink and talk to your friends. And obviously when I get a little older I'll be taking them home but I'm only 15.
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Gooners wrote:
Try This line.
Hurricane: Hey baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
Girl: Fuck you Wanna get a room?
Worked for me, but then again, do teddy bears count?
Owned like a badgerTheAussieReaper wrote:
Deodorant?HurricaИe wrote:
maybe I can make a device that increases lady-skills power.
ask yourself why you have soviet us+a in your sig and you will know why your not getting women.
+∞ to youDavid.P wrote:
...
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
There's your problem.Hurrilame wrote:
fuck it i'm gonna become asexual like a sponge
Also, inb4 bennis
gl with whatever he throws at you for this topic
Bennisboiz already posted you bastard holeMek-Izzle wrote:
There's your problem.Hurrilame wrote:
fuck it i'm gonna become asexual like a sponge
Also, inb4 bennis
gl with whatever he throws at you for this topic
Also, who cares about American chicks. Gb2 Argentina and pull one of those hotties, McLovin
The problem is you feel sorry for yourself.
Stop caring about such an insignificant thing, get out there and live life and girls will pour in. Most late bloomers become "pimps" later on in life. That is a serious fact.
Stop caring about such an insignificant thing, get out there and live life and girls will pour in. Most late bloomers become "pimps" later on in life. That is a serious fact.
lolproms
the soruce of teen pregnacys
the soruce of teen pregnacys
Last edited by henno13 (2008-04-05 06:37:44)
Treat them like shit... girls love that.
ok ok theres been alot of helpful tips for you but what you need is a surefire way to get the ladies
I present to you : SEREMAKER's guide to get laid
1.in the mornings before school has begun, find the group of the popular girls and single out the hottest/ most popular one
2. mingle your way into the group and ease up to the one you singled out
3. get in real close (now you might think this could a awkward moment but don't worry in the end it will be all worth it )
4. lean in and ...........................
The women there will see how direct you are and they'll be all over you like white on rice in cup of milk on a paper plate in the middle of a snow storm
I present to you : SEREMAKER's guide to get laid
1.in the mornings before school has begun, find the group of the popular girls and single out the hottest/ most popular one
2. mingle your way into the group and ease up to the one you singled out
3. get in real close (now you might think this could a awkward moment but don't worry in the end it will be all worth it )
4. lean in and ...........................
The women there will see how direct you are and they'll be all over you like white on rice in cup of milk on a paper plate in the middle of a snow storm
Ignore the hot girls you want when you talk in a group, this will get them more interested, but you gotta talk to them to keep it spark in the end.
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|7170
You should always act yourself and be confident. Also, don't show that you are interested in a girl, just be friendly. They will eventually give you the OK to make a move or make a move themselves. If you fake who you are, then you will attract girls that aren't right for you.
Go to the gym and build some muscle, girls like that and it's gonna make you feel more self confident. As for talking to them, it's kind of hard in school because outside of class they always seem to form those protective groups That's why I got a job where I can spend a solid 8 hours flirting .In conclusion, get off the forums for God's sake!!!!!
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