So it's around 11:30 saturday and I'm stuck in my dorm cause I have to study for some major tests next week (normally I wouldn't do this even with the tests next week, but there's a concert I want to go to sunday so I have to get it done now). Any how, since I'm already stuck here doing one boring and relatively mundane task I figure I might as well get another taken care of, so I head to the laundry room.
On my way into the laundry room I hear the sounds of several laundry machines slamming together in, what I assumed was their usual two seconds from destroying themselves state. I was a bit suprised to hear this, as I assumed no one else would be on campus, much less doing laundry at this time on a saturday, but I put that thought aside as I opend the door and quickly discover the source of the loud banging.
The source of the noise was naturally the laundry machines slaming into eachother. The cause of the slamming however, has nothing to do with the operation of the machines. As I opened the door, the first thing I noticed was a short dude, standing on a chair, ass naked facing away from the door. Just as my brain registers this, I notice a pair of legs sticking above his head. Attched to those legs was a short, chunky chick laying on her back on the top of the machines. The cause of the noise: these two going at it in a dorm laundry room.
Seriously people, you're in a fucking dormitory building. By definition it is filled with bed rooms that can be used for this kind of shit. If you can't wait the sixty seconds it takes to run to the room, take of you clothes, and begin to do the no pants dance, then you should go see a doctor cause something is clearly wrong with your head. And if you don't have a room in the dorm, then what the fuck are you doing in its laundry room anyways Besides, I don't need to be wonder that if the next time I want to do my laundry I'll have to encounter your two chunky asses bent over the machines.
/rant
On my way into the laundry room I hear the sounds of several laundry machines slamming together in, what I assumed was their usual two seconds from destroying themselves state. I was a bit suprised to hear this, as I assumed no one else would be on campus, much less doing laundry at this time on a saturday, but I put that thought aside as I opend the door and quickly discover the source of the loud banging.
The source of the noise was naturally the laundry machines slaming into eachother. The cause of the slamming however, has nothing to do with the operation of the machines. As I opened the door, the first thing I noticed was a short dude, standing on a chair, ass naked facing away from the door. Just as my brain registers this, I notice a pair of legs sticking above his head. Attched to those legs was a short, chunky chick laying on her back on the top of the machines. The cause of the noise: these two going at it in a dorm laundry room.
Seriously people, you're in a fucking dormitory building. By definition it is filled with bed rooms that can be used for this kind of shit. If you can't wait the sixty seconds it takes to run to the room, take of you clothes, and begin to do the no pants dance, then you should go see a doctor cause something is clearly wrong with your head. And if you don't have a room in the dorm, then what the fuck are you doing in its laundry room anyways Besides, I don't need to be wonder that if the next time I want to do my laundry I'll have to encounter your two chunky asses bent over the machines.
/rant
