stkhoplite
Banned
+564|6956|Sheffield-England
Child Porn on computer
Tehremos
Parcel of ol' Crams
+128|6885|Somersetshire
have a party

party go-ers are never tidy/clean and most of the ones i know will be smoking pot as well as drinking lol

maybe invite a few hobos and gispys to stay for a while
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7239

Hang up George Bush posters and stickers.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7098|London, England
Don't ask what I'm doing there, but I just saw this on 4chan.
SamTheMan:D
Banned
+856|6451|England

Mek-Izzle wrote:

Don't ask what I'm doing there, but I just saw this on 4chan.
what you doin on 4chan mek?
jord
Member
+2,382|7155|The North, beyond the wall.
K about 20 minutes now, started drinking. If I suddenly go offline I'm doing something in the name of justice.
Tehremos
Parcel of ol' Crams
+128|6885|Somersetshire

SamTheMan:D wrote:

Mek-Izzle wrote:

Don't ask what I'm doing there, but I just saw this on 4chan.
what you doin on 4chan mek?
yea mek, what cha doing doing on 4chan?

eh
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7098|London, England
I find it funny in a fucked up way, more tits than you can shake a stick at. THERE I SAID IT
Tehremos
Parcel of ol' Crams
+128|6885|Somersetshire

Mek-Izzle wrote:

I find it funny in a fucked up way, more tits than you can shake a stick at. THERE I SAID IT
i wanna see someone proving that there was more tits then any one being could shake a stick at


go-on, shake your stick at those tits
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7216|Comber, Northern Ireland
starting praying on a mat to the west shouting allah and if they come in hide stuff really fast muhahahaha
Mitch92uK
aka [DBS]Mitch92uK
+192|6712|United Kingdom

david363 wrote:

starting praying on a mat to the west shouting allah and if they come in hide stuff really fast muhahahaha
Add in some flour, tools, wires and an alarm clock edit : and a belt or vest

Last edited by Mitch92uK (2008-04-07 09:34:27)

david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7216|Comber, Northern Ireland
yes! mitch knows the score
oChaos.Haze
Member
+90|6915
2 things affect a home's value, Jord.  Location and Condition.  Since you can't really change the location, work on condition.  Although you could set about trying to do something that makes that whole neighborhood look bad, but that's a formidable task.  Now messing with the condition of the house could lead to a very upsetting ending for you.  It's illegal, bad show, and will probably bite you in the ass later.

I would say the best thing to do is move on and act like this prick never existed.  Or tell a group of chavs that he said he feels sorry for their mothers, haha.
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6674|Winland

Put shrimps in every tube, corner, loose panel, door and key hole you can find. It will smell for months.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Tehremos
Parcel of ol' Crams
+128|6885|Somersetshire

Freezer7Pro wrote:

Put shrimps in every tube, corner, loose panel, door and key hole you can find. It will smell for months.
milk and other dairy products ftw

hide it under floor boards (if you have any lol)
bennisboy
Member
+829|7123|Poundland

Tehremos wrote:

Mek-Izzle wrote:

I find it funny in a fucked up way, more tits than you can shake a stick at. THERE I SAID IT
i wanna see someone proving that there was more tits then any one being could shake a stick at


go-on, shake your stick at those tits
Thats the only reason I go there!
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6957|Somewhere else

Remove cover plates on the electrical outlets, pour copious amounts of sugar down the inside of the wall, reinstall cover plates.

Attract a shit ton of ants and bugs.  ????.  Profit.
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6584|Birmingham, UK

kptk92 wrote:

Draw all over the walls
My artwork is still on my walls
jord
Member
+2,382|7155|The North, beyond the wall.
They haven't shown up as of yet so I don't know what the fuck they're doing. Wasted 2 cans of Export and 2 bottles of Stella for nothing. Well I suppose I can relax better now.
BRiiNDED
Member
+137|6601
You could always just kick the guy in the balls? the one you and your mum dont like...

as for the house, could...id go for making the house smell for ages or what david363 said that was an awesome idea.
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7044|NYC / Hamburg

stkhoplite wrote:

Child Porn on computer
I can hook him up
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6584|Birmingham, UK

max wrote:

stkhoplite wrote:

Child Porn on computer
I can hook him up a treat.
jord
Member
+2,382|7155|The North, beyond the wall.

Death_Brinded_Pro wrote:

You could always just kick the guy in the balls? the one you and your mum dont like...

as for the house, could...id go for making the house smell for ages or what david363 said that was an awesome idea.
I've come close to hitting him but then I think about how I've only got a few more days of him then it's over. He was in the RMC's. When I say was I mean like 5 years ago, he's a fat, fucked up, asshole, bully now.

Anyway enough of the life story nobody came to view so it's all good.
BRiiNDED
Member
+137|6601

jord wrote:

Death_Brinded_Pro wrote:

You could always just kick the guy in the balls? the one you and your mum dont like...

as for the house, could...id go for making the house smell for ages or what david363 said that was an awesome idea.
I've come close to hitting him but then I think about how I've only got a few more days of him then it's over. He was in the RMC's. When I say was I mean like 5 years ago, he's a fat, fucked up, asshole, bully now.

Anyway enough of the life story nobody came to view so it's all good.
the first idea just comes to what i want too do to my "dad", but i want to break his kneecaps but tbh mate up2u and what you feel like risking or feel up 2, if your mum invested money into the house and when its sold could get money from it, dont vandalise the house.
have you ever tried making him look bad in front of some "important" people? maybe his boss from work? o something similar?
making people look like complete tosspots in front of people that matter to them is always fun to see the look on their face. just think about it before you do anything
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7150|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

jord wrote:

Death_Brinded_Pro wrote:

You could always just kick the guy in the balls? the one you and your mum dont like...

as for the house, could...id go for making the house smell for ages or what david363 said that was an awesome idea.
I've come close to hitting him but then I think about how I've only got a few more days of him then it's over. He was in the RMC's. When I say was I mean like 5 years ago, he's a fat, fucked up, asshole, bully now.

Anyway enough of the life story nobody came to view so it's all good.
If you think you can 'ave him go or it, took me 20 years to get revenge on my Step Dad and my Sister regretted pointing him out to me as he had aged big time. It was in the centre of town shopping one day and I was like a man possessd on him and my Sister had to pull me off I made the prick bleed and the woman he was with cry (didnt have anything against her) but revenge is sweet but maybe too soon for it.  Wait for a year, wait till its dark, knock on the door and smack smack, before he knows who and what hit along with why get out of there, at least you will know what hit him and why.

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