my dads a lovely man
He has an illegal job, I doubt they care tbh.Death_Brinded_Pro wrote:
the first idea just comes to what i want too do to my "dad", but i want to break his kneecaps but tbh mate up2u and what you feel like risking or feel up 2, if your mum invested money into the house and when its sold could get money from it, dont vandalise the house.jord wrote:
I've come close to hitting him but then I think about how I've only got a few more days of him then it's over. He was in the RMC's. When I say was I mean like 5 years ago, he's a fat, fucked up, asshole, bully now.Death_Brinded_Pro wrote:
You could always just kick the guy in the balls? the one you and your mum dont like...
as for the house, could...id go for making the house smell for ages or what david363 said that was an awesome idea.
Anyway enough of the life story nobody came to view so it's all good.
have you ever tried making him look bad in front of some "important" people? maybe his boss from work? o something similar?
making people look like complete tosspots in front of people that matter to them is always fun to see the look on their face. just think about it before you do anything
wait a year, bide your time, join the army.
Lol doubt I could keep my anger that long, once I move I'll be happier.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
wait a year, bide your time, join the army.
Ive just had an epiphany. Climb onto the roof with a few bags of bird seed and spread it everywhere over the roof, when the people come to buy the place they are going to see a shit load of birds on the roof. With any luck, the birds will start shitting everywhere. The douche wont know unless he goes on the roof and sees the seed
a year aint shit dude.jord wrote:
Lol doubt I could keep my anger that long, once I move I'll be happier.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
wait a year, bide your time, join the army.
Won't find him in a year. he's outta my life by the end of this week hopefully. Then it's cya dickhead have a nice life.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
a year aint shit dude.jord wrote:
Lol doubt I could keep my anger that long, once I move I'll be happier.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
wait a year, bide your time, join the army.
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whats the boggle?
fantastic idea but i dont think he wants help anymore.Locoloki wrote:
Ive just had an epiphany. Climb onto the roof with a few bags of bird seed and spread it everywhere over the roof, when the people come to buy the place they are going to see a shit load of birds on the roof. With any luck, the birds will start shitting everywhere. The douche wont know unless he goes on the roof and sees the seed
thatd be a good prank to pull on your mates house tho...
your not going to say a NICE life are you? if your not going to do anything, do something when he leasts expects itjord wrote:
Won't find him in a year. he's outta my life by the end of this week hopefully. Then it's cya dickhead have a nice life.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
a year aint shit dude.jord wrote:
Lol doubt I could keep my anger that long, once I move I'll be happier.
what.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
whats the boggle?
Don't know how the goodbye will go down, if he shakes then I aint gonna exactly hit him.Death_Brinded_Pro wrote:
your not going to say a NICE life are you? if your not going to do anything, do something when he leasts expects itjord wrote:
Won't find him in a year. he's outta my life by the end of this week hopefully. Then it's cya dickhead have a nice life.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
a year aint shit dude.
v., bog·gled, bog·gling, bog·gles.
v.intr.
1. To hesitate as if in fear or doubt.
2. To shy away or be overcome with fright or astonishment: “The mind now boggling at all the numbers on the table, both sides agreed to a recess of an hour” (Henry A. Kissinger).
3. To act ineptly or inefficiently; bungle.
v.tr.
1. To cause to be overcome, as with fright or astonishment.
2. To botch; bungle.
v.intr.
1. To hesitate as if in fear or doubt.
2. To shy away or be overcome with fright or astonishment: “The mind now boggling at all the numbers on the table, both sides agreed to a recess of an hour” (Henry A. Kissinger).
3. To act ineptly or inefficiently; bungle.
v.tr.
1. To cause to be overcome, as with fright or astonishment.
2. To botch; bungle.
I'll just have to see what happens over the next few days. To say he was in the Royal Marines he sure does like his drama. Anyway whatever happens I've probably let you know.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
v., bog·gled, bog·gling, bog·gles.
v.intr.
1. To hesitate as if in fear or doubt.
2. To shy away or be overcome with fright or astonishment: “The mind now boggling at all the numbers on the table, both sides agreed to a recess of an hour” (Henry A. Kissinger).
3. To act ineptly or inefficiently; bungle.
v.tr.
1. To cause to be overcome, as with fright or astonishment.
2. To botch; bungle.
Speaking of life stories, what's the update on the job, gs?
Jord...if they haven't arrived yet, down another beer. When they walk in scratch your arse, shake their hand, let out a nice smelly beer fart, and burp in their face.
Pee on all the carpets.
Smoke A LOT indoors. Make sure it all gets absorbed and there's no way to get it out.
Smoke A LOT indoors. Make sure it all gets absorbed and there's no way to get it out.
draw a nazi sign on ur lawn that should scare them offjord wrote:
Long story short I live with my Mum and her ex boyfriend. Me and Her are moving out in a few days and we both fucking hate this Prick. People are coming to view this house in about an hour. I live with my Mum and just to spite the Cunt I want to do something that means the people viewing won't wanna buy this shithole. I might just casually walk up to them in just underwear and say, "You know there's a leak when you have a shower and you have to put a pan on the stairs".
Ideas please.
introduce yourself, that'll scare the coldest heart.