First, I begin by inviting her to accompany me to the opera. After the opera, we return to my lair, where I slowly and cautiously remove her shoes. Without letting myself become too vulnerable, I let my tongue moisten her toes. This continues for approximately 2 hours, or until I've accumulated enough of her dead skin in my mouth to coat my tongue. Then, I stare into her eyes and ask her if she'd like a glass of wine... a bottle from '42. Upon her acceptance, I elegantly help her to her feet, and then we waltz into the kitchen.
When the wine is poured, I ask her not to drink it, but rather to soak her fingers in the wine for three hours. We do this together, and when done, we suck each other's fingers for an hour, daintily noticing the wine's bitter saturation.
And after the wine, we will proceed to the billiards table, where I throw back her dress, smell her undergarments, and issue my words of lust: "Woman, Be With Me OR BE DEAD."
If she refuses, she will be given to the sharks in the moat.
If she accepts, we make love upon the billiards table, sparing no cue stick nor ball the scent of romance.