DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|7144|Disaster Free Zone
Ohhhh just fuck her already.


Spoiler (highlight to read):
Remember Pics or it didn't happen
Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
+780|6749|eng
Same position as you my friend, except i've been close to her for over a year now..

Go for it, the worst that could happen is that SHE HAS A PENIS AND PUTS IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
#rekt
SharkyMcshark
I'll take two
+132|7248|Perth, Western Australia

GodFather wrote:

SharkyMcshark wrote:

My first reaction: ITS A TRAP!!!

(lol I wrote that before reading the first reply)

My second reaction: Do it, why not

My third reaction: ITS A TRAP!!
whats the fourth?
Fourth: Why dear lord does this never happen to me what have I done to deserve this life of solitude?

Fifth: ITS A TRAP!!

And remember: Pics or it didn't happen
Sisco
grandmaster league revivalist
+493|6806
How can she really be bisexual and open minded if she is still a virgin?

I´d be careful with those kind of beings. They tell you the greatest things, cause they "think" it´s cool, but if you try to shove a huge dildo up their pooper they scream so loud their daddy comes riding in with a huge electrified baton.










But you should give it a try, cause if she likes stuff in her pooper while playing with another girls boobs, you probably cut your penis off if you miss that opportunity.
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Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7219|Scotland

If we gets pics of the girl, we can analyse her and tell you if it's a trick.

I am the girls analyser.
No, but seriously, pics.
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6874|'Murka

It's only too good to be true if she says one of her hot girlfriends wants in on the action too...then you know it's a trap.

And they'll steal your clothes and make you go home on the bus...naked.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7219|Scotland

FEOS wrote:

It's only too good to be true if she says one of her hot girlfriends wants in on the action too...then you know it's a trap.

And they'll steal your clothes and make you go home on the bus...naked.
Ah, from personal experience, eh?
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6692|NSW, Australia

last time that happened to me she had a bf (i didnt know)


fucking bitch
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6874|'Murka

Zimmer wrote:

FEOS wrote:

It's only too good to be true if she says one of her hot girlfriends wants in on the action too...then you know it's a trap.

And they'll steal your clothes and make you go home on the bus...naked.
Ah, from personal experience, eh?
That didn't take long...and no. But I have seen it happen to someone else before. The fact that I convinced the girls to do it was totally unrelated.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6868|NSW, Australia

Zimmer wrote:

If we gets pics of the girl, we can analyse her and tell you if it's a trick.

I am the girls analyser.
No, but seriously, pics.
pics or ban?
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7219|Scotland

XxRavenxX wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

If we gets pics of the girl, we can analyse her and tell you if it's a trick.

I am the girls analyser.
No, but seriously, pics.
pics or ban?
Yes, indeed.
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6857|The Gem Saloon

GodFather wrote:

OmniDeath wrote:

Parker wrote:

shes got a daddy complex.
her dad beat/touched/whored her out at some point in her life. because of that she craves attention.....any attention from the opposite sex.

theres a lot of baggage there, so be careful.
the good news is the sex can be great.
Not likely, she seems to seek attention from anyone, not just the opposite sex it seems

Haha, but seriously, most girls with daddy issues go after older men. Girls who were sexually abused are just more... sexual.

Just make sure she isn't a cutter.
true that


she doesnt seem depressed

I guess ill be finding out huh?
meh, she likes attention, period.
if she hasnt fucked anyone, then she has no idea if she likes boys or girls.

but alas, you dont like what i have to say, cause you probably really want this to work out. and since you wont reply to anything that i type, ill let you find out on your own.
good luck buddy.
CloakedStarship
Member
+76|7028
She has AIDS.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7112

I think the real question here is, if you found out she had a penis, would you still do her?


Oh, and pix.
Dr.Red-Eye
fanneh
+64|7157|Ireland
Well you might as well just say hello twice without thinking of who you are and where you live.
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6910|Chicago, IL
https://faroutshirts.com/images/ItsATrap-preview-1.png
henno13
A generally unremarkable member
+230|6811|Belfast

CloakedStarship wrote:

She has AIDS.


pics or ban it didnt happen

Last edited by henno13 (2008-04-14 09:30:18)

SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7031|Mountains of NC

Dear Godfather,


I would recommend ...... " tapping that ass" . If you do not then I will be forced to " tap that ass " but in my present condition I can't (theres a whole back story to that). If you don't, theres the possibility of going on in life and have the " What if " above your head.

So in closing ...... " tap that ass " ....... get pics, post pics


Love,
your friendly neighborhood BABYMAKER






p.s.

DO IT
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Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6595|Carnoustie, Scotland

Nappy wrote:

last time that happened to me she had a bf (i didnt know)


fucking bitch
I didn't care, I still shoved three fingers in that girl.

different girl, similar situation.
NateW
my sigs worse than yours
+191|6595

GodFather wrote:

Some chick wants to fuck and I'm too much of a pussy.
https://www.stavros.messinis.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/Do%20It.jpg
Ollie
Formerly known as Larkin
+215|6447|Halifax, West Yorkshire
1: Dry smash her shit-box.
2: Take pics
4: ????
7: PROFIT!!!
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6943|Somewhere else

Ollie wrote:

1: Dry smash her shit-box.
2: Take pics
4: ????
7: PROFIT!!!
https://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc203/billrobinson/cmon.jpg

--------------------------------------------------------------------

I agree with Parker.  Guessing alot of luggage.

And pics or it didn't happen.

Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2008-04-14 15:17:14)

PeoNinja
Ninja Fart - Silent but Deadly
+31|6661
Keeper
Bisexual women - the closest youll get to a lesbian

Last edited by PeoNinja (2008-04-14 15:33:55)

GR34
Member
+215|7008|ALBERTA> CANADA
Fucker HER man I had the same thing going on with A girl, Kristen worked well.
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7103|Your moms bedroom

GodFather wrote:

To the posters

Like I said

A lot of my friends know her well, they had no shit to talk on her

Apparently she is a virgin (I think she is too young for an STD anyway, as silly as that seems) <--- thats the attitude you take when you really want to you get em

She only started talking about sexy time when I mentioned it, after a LONG ass time of talking about everything else
girls always say they are a virgin, even if they've slept with ten guys


which reminds me, i was at a college one time and this drunk chick was bragging up how she was 17 and had slept with 17 guys, my friend looked at her and said... "wanna make it 18?" sluts... everybody knows one

Last edited by Locoloki (2008-04-14 16:02:55)

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