Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6793|Long Island, New York
Figured this deserved it's own thread...

First Do No Harm: Play a full round without killing any enemies and score the highest on a team of six or more players

Quadruple Bypass: Heal a teammate who is taking fire form four enemies at once

Group Health: Work with two other medics to deploy three simultaneous Ubercharges

Surgical Prep: Have an Ubercharge ready before the set up phase ends

Trauma Queen: Deploy three Ubercharges in less than five minutes and assist in five kills during that time

Double Blind Trial: deploy an Ubercharge within eight seconds of a nearby enemy medic deploying his

Play Doctor: In a team with no Medics, be first to switch to Medic after a teammate calls medic and heal 500 health

Triage: Deploy an Ubercharge on a teammate less than a second before they are hit by a critical explosive

Preventative Medicine: Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an Ubercharged teammate

Consultation: Assist a fellow Medic in killing five enemies in a single life

Does It Hurt When I Do This?: Kill fifty Scouts with your syringe gun

Peer Review: Kill fifty Medics with your bone saw

Big Pharma: Assist a heavy in killing thirty enemies where neither of you die

You'll Feel a Little Prick: Assist in killing four enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Scout

Autoclave: Assist in burning eight enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Pyro

Blast Assist: Assist in exploding five enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Soldier

Blunt Trauma: Assist in punching out for enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Heavy

Medical Breakthrough: Assist in destroying eight enemy Engineer buildings with a single Ubercharge on a Demoman

Midwife Crisis: Heal an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire

Ubi Concordia, Ibi Victoria: Assist in killing five enemies on an enemy control point in a single life

Grand Rounds: Heal two hundred teammates after they have called for Medic

Infernal Medicine: Extinguish one hundred burning teammates

Doctor Assisted Homicide: Assist in killing twenty nemeses

Placebo Effect: Kill five enemies in a single life, while having your Ubercharge ready but undeployed

Sawbones: Hit enemies with your bone saw ten times in a row without dieing or missing

Intern: Accumulate seven thousand heal points in a single life

Specialist: Accumulate ten thousand heal points in a single life

Chief of Staff: Accumulate ten million total health points

Hypocritical Oath: Kill an enemy spy that you have been healing

Medical Intervention: Save a falling teammate from dying on impact

Second Opinion: Ubercharge two teammates at once

Autopsy Report: Provide an enemy with a freeze cam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll

FYI I am a Medic: use a bone saw to kill five enemy spies who have been calling for Medic

Family Practice: Ubercharge ten of your steam community friends

House Call: Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an Ubercharge on him

Bedside Manner: be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own
http://kotaku.com/380496/medic-hands-on … s-revealed
kptk92
u
+972|6664|tc_london
This was the first image I found a couple of months back... lets see what got dumped:

https://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t231/Kptk92/TF2/TF2MedicAchievments.jpg
David.P
Banned
+649|6530
Late.
SamTheMan:D
Banned
+856|6230|England

David.P wrote:

Late.
dont talk to poseidon like that
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6793|Long Island, New York

kptk92 wrote:

This was the first image I found a couple of months back... lets see what got dumped:

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t231 … vments.jpg
Pretty much dead on...names just changed.

David.P wrote:

Late.
just like your birth...well, atleast it would explain a bit
David.P
Banned
+649|6530

SamTheMan:D wrote:

David.P wrote:

Late.
dont talk to poseidon like that
Fuck off.

Poseidon wrote:

David.P wrote:

Late.
just like your birth...well, atleast it would explain a bit
Fail.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6793|Long Island, New York
uh oh, david didn't take his ritalin

They weren't posted anywhere before, and just came out within a few hours ago. If you don't have anything useful to say (which you never do), don't fucking post and go back to complaining about the world.
David.P
Banned
+649|6530

Poseidon wrote:

uh oh, david didn't take his ritalin

They weren't posted anywhere before, and just came out within a few hours ago. If you don't have anything useful to say (which you never do), don't fucking post and go back to complaining about the world.
Cant take some goddamn criticism?
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6793|Long Island, New York

David.P wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

uh oh, david didn't take his ritalin

They weren't posted anywhere before, and just came out within a few hours ago. If you don't have anything useful to say (which you never do), don't fucking post and go back to complaining about the world.
Cant take some goddamn criticism?
...there's no fucking criticism in what you said. It was just you being obnoxious.
David.P
Banned
+649|6530

Poseidon wrote:

David.P wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

uh oh, david didn't take his ritalin

They weren't posted anywhere before, and just came out within a few hours ago. If you don't have anything useful to say (which you never do), don't fucking post and go back to complaining about the world.
Cant take some goddamn criticism?
...there's no fucking criticism in what you said. It was just you being obnoxious.
You Fail at insults and searching.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6793|Long Island, New York

David.P wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

David.P wrote:


Cant take some goddamn criticism?
...there's no fucking criticism in what you said. It was just you being obnoxious.
You Fail at insults and searching.
Wow, David. Seriously, just stop posting. If you don't like my threads, don't fucking post. How about the fact that 1) THIS LIST IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN IN THIS FORUM 2) Search is DOWN.

Can't you just kill yourself already like you always talk about?
Spidery_Yoda
Member
+399|6526
They are brilliant. All of them. Some really imaginative stuff .

I can see myself getting loads of them in the first game i play.

The 10 million heal points is still there . Thats the only one i dont like. 10 mil is too many. You need about 300 hours for that.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6793|Long Island, New York

Spidery_Yoda wrote:

They are brilliant. All of them. Some really imaginative stuff .

I can see myself getting loads of them in the first game i play.

The 10 million heal points is still there . Thats the only one i dont like. 10 mil is too many. You need about 300 hours for that.
Yeah, me too. Some of them seem pretty easy, others seem like a bitch to get. It's gonna be especially frustrating as pretty much everyone's gonna go medic on the week of the 20th when they come out...
Spidery_Yoda
Member
+399|6526
I'm just gonna ignore them and play normally. I'll get them as I go along . Then it'll be like 'awesome i just got the one for joining a game and ubering a friend'.



David P, he posted the achievements before anyone else. So what if they've been on the internet for 'a few hours'. If its so old why didnt you post it?

Last edited by Spidery_Yoda (2008-04-16 14:54:29)

David.P
Banned
+649|6530

Spidery_Yoda wrote:

I'm just gonna ignore them and play normally. I'll get them as I go along .
kptk92
u
+972|6664|tc_london
Fifth of the way to 10 million, I'll just aim for the new gun then get the others randomly during gameplay
sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|7013|Argentina
Most of them are easy, the 10 million points is BS.
teek22
Add "teek22" on your PS3 fools!
+133|6637|Bromley, London

sergeriver wrote:

Most of them are easy, the 10 million points is BS.
I defo do not think so.

The last unlock should be one that is really worth the time you put in. And that is exactly what they have done. They have made sure only dedicated medics can get the alternative bonesaw. Otherwise everyone would log on and have it all within a week.
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|6909
I have 500,000 healing points as a medic with 11 hours playtime. If I dedicated myself to healing a lot I could get that down to 500k per 10 hours. Assuming that I do, I need another 9,500,000 healing points which would take me another 190 hours of playing as a medic, which is my current total playing time for TF2.

It should be a 100-hour goal at most tbh, ubersaw or not I am not going to play medic for 190 hours.
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg

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