Parker
isteal
+1,452|6869|The Gem Saloon
"maybe we should get married....."




























i joke....
PuckMercury
6 x 9 = 42
+298|7002|Portland, OR USA
"What were you doing in the women's restroom anyway?"

"I'm a girl"


In my defense, this was at that whole 11 year old awkward pre-development phase and she had short hair with a rat tail ... I mean c'mon.  Anyway ... that sucked.
steelie34
pub hero!
+603|6856|the land of bourbon

djphetal wrote:

"You're drunk, you're cute, I could fuck you but you have a boyfriend!"

I was so fucking shitfaced I don't remember it. We're good friends, and she told me the next day.
Good thing she thought I wasn't being serious...

... she was kinda wrong.
....a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts....
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ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7124

PuckMercury wrote:

"What were you doing in the women's restroom anyway?"

"I'm a girl"


In my defense, this was at that whole 11 year old awkward pre-development phase and she had short hair with a rat tail ... I mean c'mon.  Anyway ... that sucked.
The fact you're haunted by something you said 15 or so years ago suggests you've had a pretty good life, embarrassing situations wise.
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6608|Carnoustie, Scotland
"I've got a semi from feeling you up" I was totally shitfaced, and barely remember saying that. She told me the next day.

Also told my current g/f I love her a month in, and realised I actually don't, and was just having a great time at the time. So now whenever she says I love you I'm like .. you too.

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